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Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Trump 2024 is more up in the air right now than we all think, and depends on what he does to contest the election. Trumpists want blood in the streets over it and if he is too cowardly to give it to them I think they will finally start turning on him. Conservatives hate everyone not themselves but they hate weakness even more

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the yeti
Mar 29, 2008

memento disco



Feldegast42 posted:

Conservatives hate everyone not themselves but they hate weakness even more

you’re right but 4 years of mainlining propaganda will fix that right up; weakness they don’t remember doesn’t count.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

TrixRabbi posted:

The next GOP nominee needs to be able to reignite the fervor of Trumpism. They've had that dopamine rush and no birthday cake eating putz is going to get that done. They need another strong man, someone even more rapacious and angry and insane.

The next nominee is going to come from law enforcement. It may be someone we've never even heard of yet, a psycho sheriff who becomes the new conservative cause celebre when he decides to deny inmates water for talking back to the guards, or a high-up jackboot in ICE or Border Patrol who starts making the cable news rounds with increasingly deranged rhetoric. These are the competent fascists, and they actually know how the criminal justice system works. And they'll bring about the full synthesis of militia chic, neocon economics and Qanon for the real Blood and Soil campaign.

This is the real hellworld, and probably the most plausible one if it isn't Trump in 2024. Some fat necked thug who runs on a platform to brutally crush protests against police violence, of which there will be more in the coming years (and which will be used for much political hay (we said this would be Biden's America!!))

It could also be a marriage between Silicon Valley tech and the right wing. Imagine the new Amazon and Google contracts for mass surveillance.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
tucker is a fool if he doesn’t jump in, he’s got that perfect blend of trumpism and establishment respectability to sweep.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Tucker and either Candace Owens or Nikki Haley because they're going to decide they need a woman on the ticket.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
In another reality, Boris Johnson would be lining up for his 2024 presidential run. Too bad he gave up his citizenship.

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

Feldegast42 posted:

Trump 2024 is more up in the air right now than we all think, and depends on what he does to contest the election. Trumpists want blood in the streets over it and if he is too cowardly to give it to them I think they will finally start turning on him. Conservatives hate everyone not themselves but they hate weakness even more

They're never going to turn on him until a more popular Republican figure does. They loving loved W until Trump pointed out what a shithead he was

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Raskolnikov38 posted:

tucker is a fool if he doesn’t jump in, he’s got that perfect blend of trumpism and establishment respectability to sweep.

its got to be him, he would win so completely. i really hope he doesnt want it.

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

Raskolnikov38 posted:

no one's had a chance to grab the national spotlight

Rudy!

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

A Buttery Pastry posted:

In another reality, Boris Johnson would be lining up for his 2024 presidential run. Too bad he gave up his citizenship.

I thought Trump gave it back? He's too busy Brexiting the UK anyways so lol

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
Donald J. Trump if he runs. Whoever he endorses, if he doesn't.

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot
I don't think Tucker is going to run because he has (or is going to have in 2024 or later) a gigantic influence on the office of president without facing any real consequences if he fucks up

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Bored Online posted:

it will not be trump. he will be running a third party vanity campaign on the idea that the GOP slighted him in some way

This is the best possible outcome. Split the conservative vote between fascists and decorum fascist. It's extremely unlikely that he bothered with a proper party with down ballot candidates though.

Also let's just get Schwarzenegger 2024.

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

Trump coming back on his own party has a very foreign vibe to it, like both Berlusconi and Renzi being in active in Italian politics after previously been prime minister. Also he's so old he'll be like the Mahathir Mohamad of the U.S. if he somehow wins Grover Cleveland style.

Also Gravel 2024 let's keep doing this

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



the only non-trump nationally-known republican elected official with any strongman charisma is dan crenshaw.

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen

I have returned from the future to tell you that Jared Kushner beats Joe Biden in 2024.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
elon musk/zuckerborg 2024

serious answer is trump if he re-runs, but theres a chance he may be dead. he doesnt want to go out like his loser son although i dont think he wanted to be president anyways.

whatever it will be, i dont think it'll come out of the current big name GOP-o-sphere and no one from the senate, they're all boring low-energy or preppy losers like santorum or jeb.

could be someone from law enforcement or military careerist though, maybe some governor or state-person, especially if they have spicy fiery STRONG ON CRIME! SHUT DOWN BIG TECH COMPANIES! FIRST AMENDMENT and able to shout and play to the TV/media-sphere calling everyone else losers and being able to wring the media around it in a shroud drama and ergo attention. thats also why hawley and cottons et al are doa, they don't have the skill to craft tv drama and draw attention, they still have some levels of decorum addiction.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
have you all actually seen Hawley talk?

the dude has negative charisma. he makes Hillary Clinton look like Barack Obama

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

spacemang_spliff posted:

have you all actually seen Hawley talk?

the dude has negative charisma. he makes Hillary Clinton look like Barack Obama
yep, i can't see why anyone would seriously suggest him. i think a bunch of libs here just hear that he once said corporations should be taxed higher (to fund wars) or maybe big tech monopolies should be broken up (because they censor us) or maybe citizens should have better healthcare, and the libs start quivering in their boots clutching pearls about "the gop is going to outflank us by suggesting medicare 4 citizens instead of our means-tested private-public partnership!" oh no hes going to win and usher in fashocialism. but dude is a charisma blackhole and looks weak and puny and i could kick his rear end

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

it's gonna be Rick from Pawn Stars

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


Raskolnikov38 posted:

tucker is a fool if he doesn’t jump in, he’s got that perfect blend of trumpism and establishment respectability to sweep.

No way so much better to stay on tv and play kingmaker without any backlash. If Dan Crenshaw was a senator instead of a house rep it'd be him easy. He has that faschy charisma that GOP primary voters seem to like so much.

LionYeti has issued a correction as of 22:06 on Nov 9, 2020

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

LionYeti posted:

No way so much better to stay on tv and play kingmaker without any backlash. If Dan Crenshaw was a senator instead of a house rep it'd be him easy. He has that faschy charisma that GOP primary voters seem to like so much.

i dont think not being a senator is a mark against him. in fact most senators that run are stuck up negative charisma losers that no one likes. he could have a chance if he has any intuition into playing the media against itself (which is extremely easy to manipulate) and weaving it to his advantage

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

LionYeti posted:

No way so much better to stay on tv and play kingmaker without any backlash. If Dan Crenshaw was a senator instead of a house rep it'd be him easy. He has that faschy charisma that GOP primary voters seem to like so much.

He's openly feuding with rep elect Greene who honestly is a more accurate look into the future of the gop so he's probably not going anywhere past the Senate

clean ayers act
Aug 13, 2007

How do I shot puck!?
Its going to be Nikki Haley

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Maximo Roboto posted:

Trump coming back on his own party has a very foreign vibe to it
Roosevelt did it.

Feldegast42 posted:

I thought Trump gave it back? He's too busy Brexiting the UK anyways so lol
Pretty sure he didn't, even if Boris is Trump's less talented younger brother. As for Brexit, that's gonna be over before Biden even becomes president. Brexit is also a major trump card, giving Johnson something no other candidate has been able to offer the American people: An offering of an entire colony as tribute for his election.

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Roosevelt did it.

TR pledged not to run for reelection and Taft was relatively disappointing as his successor so he reneged, it's a bit different

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXhguE_yh3U

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
could happen. cruz is driven by one thing: an unquenchable hunger for world domination and he'd be crazy not to run in 2024. he was the runner-up in 2020 and he's popular with the GOP / evangelical christian base.

gonna call it now. see everyone in four years.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Maximo Roboto posted:

TR pledged not to run for reelection and Taft was relatively disappointing as his successor so he reneged, it's a bit different

its because taft was doing a better job as president than teddy did

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



it will be dan crenshaw and he will become president

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Mitt!

Innocuous
Mar 1, 2003

It's a strange world.



trump can't loving stop himself

if he's alive and not completely in the throes of dementia then he's running

but there's a solid chance he succumbs to a stroke while raging at fox news from the toilet

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErSd_YiRCAs

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

i wish

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

very solid chance mittens does run again as a follow-up to joe rr byedon but from the (R) side but i think he's also DOA. though depends. if everyone else being fielded is same charismatic vacuuous sacks of poo poo like jeb, cruz, santorum, huckabee, cain train, cotton, hawley, etc then mitt would probably cinch it, but if there's anyone even remotely better (either at playing to the media or being fiery yelling at owning da libs) then he'll lose the primary in a landslide.

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
howard schultz gonna take his new spine on tour

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Xaris posted:

very solid chance mittens does run again as a follow-up to joe rr byedon but from the (R) side but i think he's also DOA. though depends. if everyone else being fielded is same charismatic vacuuous sacks of poo poo like jeb, cruz, santorum, huckabee, cain train, cotton, hawley, etc then mitt would probably cinch it, but if there's anyone even remotely better (either at playing to the media or being fiery yelling at owning da libs) then he'll lose the primary in a landslide.

lol mitt

the gop base hated him in 2012 for being a weird rich dude but they stuck it out with him anyway. now that he's also a loser he has no prayer. he'd be better off taking a spot in the Biden cabinet and then loving off to his beach houses in 4 years

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Rubio at least gets to the debates.

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


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Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

while I understand everyone’s fear of trump 2024 I feel pretty strongly that he will be dead on the toilet before primary season starts

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