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HugeGrossBurrito posted:lol so its the last day of the quarter and I was doing a fun online quiz thing with the students about food. There was a question about the most popular pizza topping in Brazil being peas. A student was like Brazilian pizza seems bad. So of course I pulled up the mastre da pizza youtube video. The kids were making fun of it so hard I think the whole class lost it laughing when he starts shoving trash into the fire. You're a good teacher.
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bony tony posted:
And mushroom pizzas are so good, too! You could probably cut it in half and turn it into a weird, giant grilled cheese to salvage it.
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I tried saving it, but the dough fell apart into five pieces, most of the toppings were stuck to the oven glass, and I just couldn't be bothered. I had borgar instead
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bony tony posted:I tried saving it, but the dough fell apart into five pieces, most of the toppings were stuck to the oven glass, and I just couldn't be bothered. I had borgar instead That reminds me, pizza burgers kick much rear end.
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:I wonder what the worst slice in New York City looks like Come to Florida and find out.
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As a poor kid, one of the little things that made going out to a restaurant for pizza seem fancy was the nice shiny silver tray stand things that they'd serve the pizzas on. I now realize these were because there was no other way to fit plates, drinks, napkins, parm, spices and pizzas on the tables in this particular joint, but they actually seem even more special now compared to these and the dented, misshapen trashcan lid upon which MdP chops up his catupiry calumity (which is apparently just one of these, dishwasher dented and banged up into oblivion)
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Okay, and how does it look after baking? Wait...
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:lol so its the last day of the quarter and I was doing a fun online quiz thing with the students about food. There was a question about the most popular pizza topping in Brazil being peas. A student was like Brazilian pizza seems bad. So of course I pulled up the mastre da pizza youtube video. The kids were making fun of it so hard I think the whole class lost it laughing when he starts shoving trash into the fire. that video rules
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This looks like a Warhammer battle map designed by the chaos God of lazy gluttony. .
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I'm brazilian and will answer any and all brazilian pizza questions. first let me pull some marvels from my whatsapp (i actually ordered some of these)  you can choose any flavor or combination of flavors and a border with cheddar, catupiry or black or white chocolate.  you see, the dough wall in the middle divides the salty beef pizza from the sweet chocolate strawberry light cream pizza so you don't accidentally mix them, very well thought out  gf was curious. we have frozen pizza border in the fridge now, it's so much dough  this is not any of the previous places, this is the certified non thrash fired pizzeria i like the most, they even got me their firewood hookup's phone this winter.
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If somebody pooped on my pizza like that second one I’d be furious
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Is the chocolate pizza thing some tax scam
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What is the fine for violating olive law?
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Why does catupiry look like that
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More like Cumpoopiry imo
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I don't much care for hawaiian pizza.
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This thread is good because it's a reminder that no matter where I am in the world, if I am asked if I like pizza, the answer should always be "no"RestingB1tchFace posted:I don't much care for hawaiian pizza. It's good if you change the ham to literally any other ingredient. Best are bacon, chicken, jalapenos, or banana peppers e: how could I forget pineapple and feta 
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Also any place that puts toppings like ham, pepperoni, etc under the cheese so it can't crisp up is very 
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:It's good if you change the ham to literally any other ingredient. Best are bacon, chicken, jalapenos, or banana peppers I will always love the kielbasa/jalapeño/pineapple pizza one of my local places makes.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Is the chocolate pizza thing some tax scam there's two natural types of pizza, salty and sweet, equally appreciated and valid shadow puppet of a posted:What is the fine for violating olive law? same as any law in brazil, none Odd posted:Why does catupiry look like that most of pizza catupiry is not actual catupiry  this is the original catupiry, kind of a harder, denser cream cheese pizza places use goopier fattier watered down stuff and welp good enough i guess depending on your price point
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bagual posted:there's two natural types of pizza, salty and sweet, equally appreciated and valid Not in a sane world
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:lol so its the last day of the quarter and I was doing a fun online quiz thing with the students about food. There was a question about the most popular pizza topping in Brazil being peas. A student was like Brazilian pizza seems bad. So of course I pulled up the mastre da pizza youtube video. The kids were making fun of it so hard I think the whole class lost it laughing when he starts shoving trash into the fire. Thank you for passing on cherished internet traditions to the younger generation.
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bagual posted:most of pizza catupiry is not actual catupiry So how exactly would this be different or better than a pizza made with gjetost
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:So how exactly would this be different or better than a pizza made with gjetost Its nothing like gjetost. Gjetost on pizza sounds terrible.
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:So how exactly would this be different or better than a pizza made with gjetost Good loving Lord no.
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Anyone know a good delivery pie in Tampa
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:This thread is good because it's a reminder that no matter where I am in the world, if I am asked if I like pizza, the answer should always be "no" Thank you for this - I used to like Hawaiian pizza before I went vegetarian and I wasn't sure what to replace the ham with. Enjoying sweet & sour flavours at once is a sign of a sophisticated palate.
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Restrained Crown Posse posted:Thank you for this - I used to like Hawaiian pizza before I went vegetarian and I wasn't sure what to replace the ham with. that's why brazil puts dessert and dinner on the same pizza. They're years ahead of us, culinarily. I wouldn't even THINK of putting half a gallon of cum cheese on (the savory half of) a pizza
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One half snickers, one half pickled sausage, now in the same wrapper at the gas station! It's genius!
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Not in a sane world ooh buddy let me tell ya something crazy eyes mustafa posted:So how exactly would this be different or better than a pizza made with gjetost thats a made up word TheAardvark posted:that's why brazil puts dessert and dinner on the same pizza. They're years ahead of us, culinarily. I wouldn't even THINK of putting half a gallon of cum cheese on (the savory half of) a pizza we really are light years ahead of the world, and i think that's because complete self-taught chaos and no need to respect any gastronomic (or health inspection) rule is great for creativity, and dessert is even more advanced, a generation back people would make butter and white sugar sandwiches to give you an idea of how desperate for sweetness the brazilian palate is, everything must have a dessert version or else the universe is not in balance for instance you guys probably never even in your wildest dreams imagined a kit kat hot dog or a chocolate/strawberry fried dessert sushi  
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Are there Brazilian places that make normal pizza without choclate and catupiry and weird stuffed tumor crust, and how quickly do they go bankrupt? If I go to Brazil and ask for margherita, what are the odds the chef will think I'm insane and top it with ice cream and candy bars because nobody could want just plain pizza? steinrokkan fucked around with this message at 14:41 on Nov 15, 2020 |
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Is....is there actually a hot dog in the Kit Kat hot dog? I'm not sure I'm ready to handle the answer to this question.
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bagual posted:thats a made up word It’s a cheese that tastes like a salty, lightly sweet caramel. Goes well with a tart apple. I’m sure I’m spoiled, but around here you can buy it at the normal grocery store
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bagual posted:there's two natural types of pizza, salty and sweet, equally appreciated and valid Pizza is just a savory danish.
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bagual posted:ooh buddy let me tell ya something what is in the sushi is there a fish in there
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