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Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Nobody asked, but in my non-anglo sphere part of the world, there's restaurants, where they can range from super fancy places where they have waitstaff and you pick from a menu, to dinky places where the only staff besides the kitchen is the owner sitting in the till, and the food is buffet-style charged by the kilo. Excepting really fancy or specialized places, the food is basically what you would find in your kitchen, for the most part.

Then we have "eateries" where it can range from shopping mall food court kiosks to places with seating. You usually order from a preset menu, and it's things like burgers, mexican food, pastries or whatever the house specializes in.

And then there's bars where the place usually revolves around being social. For the most part they still serve food, but it's mostly booze, finger foods and whatnot.

Space Kablooey fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Nov 12, 2020

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Phlegmish posted:

[gibbering poststructurally] anything can be a restaurant if you say it hard enough

Man, you're really trying to die on this hill.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



SlothfulCobra posted:

Man, you're really trying to die on this hill.

Yes I'm being extremely serious, it is very important to me that no one call McDonald's a restaurant. I will kill your entire family if you do.

Now I'm off to my kitchen restaurant to make dinner

wisconsingreg
Jan 13, 2019

PittTheElder posted:

I still struggle to see a meaningful differences. Some local examples (both of why I would consider restaurants) from near my house:

A family-run tacqueria where you order at the counter, carry your stuff to your own table, and nobody is waiting on you. Authentic Mexican atmosphere, but also extremely fast food. Is that a restaurant?

A burger place who's kitchen is very similar to what you'd find at a chain fast-food place, again you order at the counter; they bring the food to you but there is otherwise no table service. That business has been there for decades now and is a point of interest in the neighborhood. I don't know what their backend supply looks like but it's gotta be pretty industrialized in the same way McDs is. Is that a restaurant?

All of those are restaurants.

I would say that a soup kitchen or military quarter master isn't though

wisconsingreg
Jan 13, 2019
those all sound like places where people go out to eat, as opposed to bread doles

feller
Jul 5, 2006


SlothfulCobra posted:

Man, you're really trying to die on this hill.

I know this thread is in D&D but I think jokes are still allowed

MeinPanzer
Dec 20, 2004
anyone who reads Cinema Discusso for anything more than slackjawed trolling will see the shittiness in my posts
God this discussion is dumb.

quote:

Restaurant:

Definition: A place where people pay to sit and eat meals that are cooked and served on the premises.

Yes, a McDonalds is a restaurant. Yes, a taqueria is a restaurant. Yes, restaurants have existed long before 18th c. France, though a distinctive type of restaurant emerged at that time.

There are restaurants older than the 18th c., though in reality very few that have operated continuously.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

I know the discussion died out but pages back someone posted about the Japanese typewriter that had like 70 characters on it, and I just want to point out that Chinese typewriters had thousands of characters on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDkR87zHdXk

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



MeinPanzer posted:

God this discussion is dumb.


Yes, a McDonalds is a restaurant. Yes, a taqueria is a restaurant. Yes, restaurants have existed long before 18th c. France, though a distinctive type of restaurant emerged at that time.

There are restaurants older than the 18th c., though in reality very few that have operated continuously.

Then also yes, most bars/cafés are restaurants, raising the question of why you would make a distinction at all, instead of just calling everything a restaurant. Which I suppose is a valid option.

Anyway, now it's my turn to declare the discussion dumb while continuing to engage in it. Ain't no one got time for this pedantry, I have to pick up my date, we're eating out at a restaurant. [next frame is me sitting in a McDonald's with a Realdoll]

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

cebrail posted:

People call fast food places restaurants? When someone says "We're going to a restaurant tonight", they could mean McDonalds?

No the proper term is "organization". As in, "Popeyes organization": https://youtu.be/Aul2Zf-1qwo

Kamrat
Nov 27, 2012

Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off

Mantis42 posted:

I know the discussion died out but pages back someone posted about the Japanese typewriter that had like 70 characters on it, and I just want to point out that Chinese typewriters had thousands of characters on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDkR87zHdXk

I don't find this clever at all, I thought it was gonna use some kind of combo system, like if you press 3 different keys and you get a character.

This is just slowly moving the arm around, there's no way you can do fast typing on this, I'm sure some people got really good at it at could do it faster than others but still.

Starks
Sep 24, 2006


lol

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Kamrat posted:

I don't find this clever at all, I thought it was gonna use some kind of combo system, like if you press 3 different keys and you get a character.

This is just slowly moving the arm around, there's no way you can do fast typing on this, I'm sure some people got really good at it at could do it faster than others but still.

If the characters are grouped by usage then I could see a well trained secretary maaaaybe getting quick-ish with it but for most people there's no way it beat writing by hand - especially once the characters were simplified.

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME

MeinPanzer posted:

God this discussion is dumb.


Yes, a McDonalds is a restaurant. Yes, a taqueria is a restaurant. Yes, restaurants have existed long before 18th c. France, though a distinctive type of restaurant emerged at that time.

There are restaurants older than the 18th c., though in reality very few that have operated continuously.

By this definition my home is a restaurant every time I invite my friends for dinner

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Deltasquid posted:

By this definition my home is a restaurant every time I invite my friends for dinner

You charge your friends for dinner?

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Deltasquid posted:

By this definition my home is a restaurant every time I invite my friends for dinner

If you charge them yes.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

MeinPanzer posted:

God this discussion is dumb.


Yes, a McDonalds is a restaurant. Yes, a taqueria is a restaurant. Yes, restaurants have existed long before 18th c. France, though a distinctive type of restaurant emerged at that time.

There are restaurants older than the 18th c., though in reality very few that have operated continuously.

So you believe my high school cafeteria was a resteraunt

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME

sebzilla posted:

You charge your friends for dinner?


Rumda posted:

If you charge them yes.

You guys don't?

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
Any place that food is prepared, purchased, and eaten is a restaurant.

gently caress, a pop tart is basically a restaurant.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

mandatory lesbian posted:

So you believe my high school cafeteria was a resteraunt

again that adds new elements to the matter
A restaurant is a business that primarily prepares and sells food mostly for consumption on the premises which exists as a standalone business or attached to another hospitality establishment

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Rumda posted:

again that adds new elements to the matter
A restaurant is a business that primarily prepares and sells food mostly for consumption on the premises which exists as a standalone business or attached to another hospitality establishment

Read the definition posted, half of what you say isnt in it

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Phlegmish posted:

Yes I'm being extremely serious, it is very important to me that no one call McDonald's a restaurant. I will kill your entire family if you do.

Now I'm off to my kitchen restaurant to make dinner
Oh good, you are serious. Do you want to hear a french funny story featuring a terrorist, his now dead victim and a poor choice of restaurant?
In 2000, a Breton terrorist group (the Armée Revolutionnaire Bretonne) blew up a bomb in a restaurant Ravachol style and managed to kill one worker there, a 27 year old woman of Breton birth. This brilliant protest against a symbol of french imperialism happened at a MACDONALD restaurant. Breton people loving share your hatred.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

mandatory lesbian posted:

Read the definition posted, half of what you say isnt in it
The definition needed to be expanded to suit the need of pedants like yourself

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

We need a sandwich alignment chart but for restaurants.

I'm a structure rebel. Eating a sandwich out of the garbage is a restaurant.

The_Other
Dec 28, 2012

Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.

Mantis42 posted:

We need a sandwich alignment chart but for restaurants.

I'm a structure rebel. Eating a sandwich out of the garbage is a restaurant.

When this conversation started I went looking for a chart I had seen in a report on the rise and fall of Howard Johnson's.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Rumda posted:

again that adds new elements to the matter
A restaurant is a business that primarily prepares and sells food mostly for consumption on the premises which exists as a standalone business or attached to another hospitality establishment

There is a KPMG office near me that has a restaurant attached to it (as in you can get to the restaurant through the lobby) does that mean the restaurant isn't actually a restaurant?

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

I've also been to workplaces that had cafeterias for the employees; high quality food, rotating menu items, and chefs that would whip up custom stuff for you at off-peak hours. Restaurant Y/N?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

MeinPanzer posted:

God this discussion is dumb.


Yes, a McDonalds is a restaurant. Yes, a taqueria is a restaurant. Yes, restaurants have existed long before 18th c. France, though a distinctive type of restaurant emerged at that time.

There are restaurants older than the 18th c., though in reality very few that have operated continuously.

Rebel against the prescriptivism of so called "dictionaries".

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
A restaurant is any place where you can buy food to go along with your beer



Full size: https://i.imgur.com/j0JhtUS.jpg

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

The_Other posted:

When this conversation started I went looking for a chart I had seen in a report on the rise and fall of Howard Johnson's.



This needs a 3rd dimension for portion sizes.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Is a seven eleven a restaurant? How about a food truck? A casino buffet? A delivery-only place? A persistent tailgating party with a buy in?

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

ASAPRockySituation posted:

Is a seven eleven a restaurant? How about a food truck? A casino buffet? A delivery-only place? A persistent tailgating party with a buy in?

No, No, Yes, No, No

MeinPanzer
Dec 20, 2004
anyone who reads Cinema Discusso for anything more than slackjawed trolling will see the shittiness in my posts

Deltasquid posted:

By this definition my home is a restaurant every time I invite my friends for dinner

mandatory lesbian posted:

So you believe my high school cafeteria was a resteraunt

steinrokkan posted:

Rebel against the prescriptivism of so called "dictionaries".

lol

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Y'all need Wittgenstein.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf
shitcocks

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


Sir, this is an Arby's a restaurant

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



The_Other posted:

When this conversation started I went looking for a chart I had seen in a report on the rise and fall of Howard Johnson's.



This is a pretty good chart, but when I think of "fine dining" I don't usually think "high variety" because I think of like steakhouses and stuff where stuff is really expensive and they only do a handful of things, but they do them really well. Also, any place with like a "chef's tasting menu" where you can only order one thing, but it's amazing.

When I think "high variety", I think of poo poo like Cheesecake Factory where the menu is like 30 pages and none of it is particularly good.

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles
I feel like these discussions are a lot more enjoyable when people are just earnestly interested to learn how others define terms without implying or explicitly stating that someone else's definition is bad.

CellBlock posted:

This is a pretty good chart, but when I think of "fine dining" I don't usually think "high variety" because I think of like steakhouses and stuff where stuff is really expensive and they only do a handful of things, but they do them really well. Also, any place with like a "chef's tasting menu" where you can only order one thing, but it's amazing.

When I think "high variety", I think of poo poo like Cheesecake Factory where the menu is like 30 pages and none of it is particularly good.

I'm not certain what the chart means by "concept restaurant" but it does strike me that "steakhouse" or "chef decides what you're eating" could both potentially fit in that category.

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Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


a steak could be a concept

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