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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005



The actual url is 3 times longer than the character limit for a post.

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

This actually works up to "This is John Galt"

breaks down after that though sadly

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

nexus6
Sep 2, 2011

If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes




nexus6 has a new favorite as of 22:28 on Nov 12, 2020

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

:laffo:

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011






























mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Sagebrush posted:

It does have the right number of syllables, but you have to emphasize the wrong ones.

Goons are extraordinarily bad at poetry though so it doesn't surprise me

Which is goonier; not using proper meter in an ephemeral comment made online for the sole purpose of being chuckled at and forgotten, or thinking the most important part of making such a comment is conceiving it in such a way that it would get "100/100" written on it in blue ink by the TA to Professor Poetry?

Perhaps a smug, holier than thou snipe two pages later is the gooniest thing? Who can say?

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

I love all of these.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

mysterious frankie posted:

Which is goonier; not using proper meter in an ephemeral comment made online for the sole purpose of being chuckled at and forgotten, or thinking the most important part of making such a comment is conceiving it in such a way that it would get "100/100" written on it in blue ink by the TA to Professor Poetry?

Perhaps a smug, holier than thou snipe two pages later is the gooniest thing? Who can say?

I criticize you
for your post, via haiku
it loving matters



it's funnier/better if you can do it right, which you should be able to with minimal effort

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

mysterious frankie posted:

Which is goonier; not using proper meter in an ephemeral comment made online for the sole purpose of being chuckled at and forgotten, or thinking the most important part of making such a comment is conceiving it in such a way that it would get "100/100" written on it in blue ink by the TA to Professor Poetry?

Perhaps a smug, holier than thou snipe two pages later is the gooniest thing? Who can say?

https://twitter.com/amcnal/status/1326710950863523841

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Someone please tell me what's going on with the penis-pinching crabs is it just one of those things or is there a video that I need to pleasure myself to?

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015













Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Someone please tell me what's going on with the penis-pinching crabs is it just one of those things or is there a video that I need to pleasure myself to?

Just one of those things as far as I can tell. Just all of a sudden last night on my feed I saw a flood of crab penis pinchy memes

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Nothing hits me like some philosophy, history, and Tolkien memes.
:kiss:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

I love all of these.

The one with Sam Jackson as Gandalf was perfect.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Where, in the goddamned gently caress. is Gimli?

https://goo.gl/maps/E7LyGXc1x4jNsgiq7

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

The Bloop posted:

I criticize you
for your post, via haiku
it loving matters



it's funnier/better if you can do it right, which you should be able to with minimal effort

I find it important to note
that doing it right has my vote
to prevent having pages
of responses and rages
because someone's format is incorrect

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
Those of you who chose to reply in verse have done little to convince me you know what works outside of a social mixer held the night before the finals of an Air Lute competition.

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




More drug and painting wee men memes please

(Not necessarily together, but if you must...)

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

mysterious frankie posted:

Those of you who chose to reply in verse have done little to convince me you know what works outside of a social mixer held the night before the finals of an Air Lute competition.

Please do eat my butt
To all who only complain
whilst we contribute

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

The Bloop posted:

Please do eat my butt
To all who only complain
whilst we contribute

You're really very good at this.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Tension grips the thread,
While below, in umbral haunt,
The crab grips me still.

Royal W
Jun 20, 2008

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

(Sipping tea, snow falls)

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Somehow more text than the actual LOTR

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pastry of the Year posted:

You're really very good at this.

Internet poisoned
Bad sarcasm detector
So, thank you, I think?

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Teenage
Mutant ninja
Turtles

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Teenage
Mutant ninja
Turtles

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Teenage
Mutant ninja
Turtles

this doesn't even make sense

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015






they should have sent a poet

Lemon
May 22, 2003


motherfucker

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




Should have invensted in load bearing drywall

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Kheldarn posted:

Should have invensted in load bearing drywall

Real loss of opportunity

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Heath posted:

Real loss of opportunity

:hmmyes:

Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(
Been playing a lot of Hades (GOTY) and got inspired. One uses a character portrait from the game, and one is in spanish, but they should need no explanation.









Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Phy posted:

Where, in the goddamned gently caress. is Gimli?

https://goo.gl/maps/E7LyGXc1x4jNsgiq7

"No one tosses a dwarf!"

*toss*

gimli glider

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

If you don't know who this guy is then you need to play Hades

experienceBeej
Mar 24, 2014

Data Graham posted:

"No one tosses a dwarf!"

*toss*

gimli glider

and the star sheriffs

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I assumed it was prometheus.

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

mysterious frankie posted:

Those of you who chose to reply in verse have done little to convince me you know what works outside of a social mixer held the night before the finals of an Air Lute competition.
much displeased with how it all scans
frankie's reviews of the verse are all pans
I hereby invite them
"take my buttocks and bite them!"
"And rub some hot sauce on your glans"

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