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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

i'm honestly dying to see how trump manages to wriggle outta this jam because it's a tough one

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Pollyanna posted:

that’s racist

I demand evidence of being ketchup

JaneError
Feb 4, 2016

how would i even breathe on the moon?
https://twitter.com/jwharris/status/1327241226324676614?s=21

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

This news pleases me. SHM is good again.

Bruteman
Apr 15, 2003

Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

thrawn527 posted:

A friend of mine is freaking the gently caress out because he's convinced that the state legislatures in WI, MI, GA, PA, and AZ, all controlled by Republicans, will just go rogue and refuse to certify the election results, kicking the election to the House, giving it to Trump.

oh good, they're already a cspam poster then.

whoever you are - welcome.

Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012

:sueme:

happy friday the trumpteenth everyone

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Can't wait for people to "ketchup" and realize that racism no longer exists

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

LongDarkNight posted:

can we get a pardon for Ted Kaczynski?

posthumous pardons for Chris Dorner and Marvin Heemeyer

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
due to covid-19 this combination taco bell/pizza hut will temporarily be replaced with a combination taco bell/morgue

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

somebody send me their ps5

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Wes Warhammer posted:

happy friday the trumpteenth everyone

Friday the Trumpteenth: the final chapter

Au Revoir Shosanna
Feb 17, 2011

i support this government and/or service

Wes Warhammer posted:

happy friday the trumpteenth everyone

it's the trumpteenth already? man it sneaks up on me every year

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Avirosb posted:

Personally, I prefer clams.

No snails, no crabs, tyvm

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


JOE BIDEN GIVE ME A PS5

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/betsy_klein/status/1327243995089686528

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

wow the ps5 is even taller than barron trump!

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

Pollyanna posted:

that’s racist

Also Uncle Tom was whipped to death after he wouldn't divulge the location of some runaway slaves the "Uncle Tom" epithet doesn't even make sense if you've actually read the Beecher-Stowe novel

Scary! Too
Apr 10, 2020

Brap


Finally a console made for me

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

what would trump pardon himself from... his crimes? like, all of them?

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
so

my grandma is named kamala

use that information as you will.

Scary! Too
Apr 10, 2020

Brap

a.lo posted:

wow the ps5 is even taller than barron trump!

It’s about 3 Ben Shapiro’s tall

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

what about future crimes can he pardon those?

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

the best people, to the bitter end

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

a.lo posted:

somebody send me their ps5

i refuse to encourage you

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

CODChimera posted:

what about future crimes can he pardon those?

yes, actually

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


man fox news is all over the place on this one

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

CODChimera posted:

what about future crimes can he pardon those?

well duh

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Red Baron posted:

yes, actually

ahh so he is unstoppable got it

Jay-V
Nov 8, 2009

CODChimera posted:

i'm honestly dying to see how trump manages to wriggle outta this jam because it's a tough one

from 2021 thru 2024, he just continues tweeting as President from an undisclosed location, he mutes all tweets so no one can dispute him

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

CODChimera posted:

ahh so he is unstoppable got it

federally, yes. NY State is still chomping at the bit for him and he can’t do anything about state-level charges

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


BasicLich posted:

Also Uncle Tom was whipped to death after he wouldn't divulge the location of some runaway slaves the "Uncle Tom" epithet doesn't even make sense if you've actually read the Beecher-Stowe novel

the novel has nothing to do with it cuz it’s about how jackasses co-opted it

Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012

:sueme:


https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1327247740607344646

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




zegermans posted:

I demand evidence of being ketchup

good news, its part of yr rap sheet now!!

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
:megaman: 2DCAT’s New Album is Out :megaman:

stream it you fucks!

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

CODChimera posted:

oh no is videodrome one of those torture porn movies? if it gets too hosed I might need a backup thing to watch

No, but torture porn is one of the topics it addresses

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1327101273351524352?s=19

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
free zegermans

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
you flatfoots, we need to get this trumo off the flo

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




BasicLich posted:

Also Uncle Tom was whipped to death after he wouldn't divulge the location of some runaway slaves the "Uncle Tom" epithet doesn't even make sense if you've actually read the Beecher-Stowe novel

yeah but it has a fairly firmly established cultural meaning regardless of etymological appropriateness

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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 353 days!
MAKE THE TWEET YOU SAD rear end in a top hat

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