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Parallelwoody posted:Lmao imagine saying you'd "do anything for love" but then turning right around and saying "but I won't do that." Real mixed messaging there. "IF YOU LOVED ME, YOU'D WEAR THE FURSUIT!"
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If she's asking him to stop rocking then he absolutely can't do that.
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Nov 13, 2020 19:56
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The "won't" implies a choice though. We all know and understand that Meatloaf is physically incapable of not rocking, so I don't think that applies here and if so, it's really the fault of the person making the request if they don't understand that.
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Nov 13, 2020 20:10
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Nov 13, 2020 20:19
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Meatloaf is basically just a really big meatball.
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Nov 13, 2020 20:20
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The songs on that album were written by the same guy who wrote Total Eclipse of the Heart.
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Nov 13, 2020 20:22
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Meatloaf is basically just a really big meatball. Yes, but that's only because loaves are bigger than balls.
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Nov 13, 2020 20:31
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yes, but that's only because loaves are bigger than balls. I... well, yes?
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snergle posted:i actually curious im not old enough to know a time where i couldnt listen to the cd in the store i was buying it in before i bought it. imagine having a really kick rear end album artist then just playing love ballads all day. You could listen to the songs before buying the album back in the day too. It was called 'radio' and they played music on it. Not like now where they have annoying people trying to develop a parasocial relationship with you between the ads. 
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Nov 13, 2020 20:34
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Meatloaf is also superior to meatballs as there's no meatpee in it.
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Nov 13, 2020 20:34
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Meatloaf owns and I am glad I saw him before he lost his voice for good.
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Nov 13, 2020 20:36
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Meatloaf is also superior to meatballs as there's no meatpee in it. huh
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Nov 13, 2020 20:41
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Meatpee is stored in the meatballs
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scratch unpleasant posted:what an antiquated sentence  i wish that was a smiley that was just :old:
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Nov 13, 2020 20:46
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The last thing I saw Meatloaf in was Bloodrayne. He plays some big bloated vampire who hangs out with Rumanian hookers Uwe Boll hired for the shoot. Despite how terrible that might sound it's far from the least sexy scene in the movie. That award goes to the excruciating sex scene with Kristanna Loken and some dumbass who is clearly a virgin because he has no idea how to simulate the act of humping. One of the worst things Boll has done to cinema.
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Lodin posted:The last thing I saw Meatloaf in was Bloodrayne. He plays some big bloated vampire who hangs out with Rumanian hookers Uwe Boll hired for the shoot. Despite how terrible that might sound it's far from the least sexy scene in the movie. That award goes to the excruciating sex scene with Kristanna Loken and some dumbass who is clearly a virgin because he has no idea how to simulate the act of humping. One of the worst things Boll has done to cinema. Uwe Boll beat Lowtax and gave him a taste of his own medicine. It didn't work
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Strange aeons indeed for Uwe Boll to be elevated to "hero we deserve."
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Meatloaf is basically just a really big meatball. 3D Megadoodoo posted:Meatloaf is also superior to meatballs as there's no meatpee in it.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Strange aeons indeed for Uwe Boll to be elevated to "hero we deserve." You either die a villain, or you live long enough to become the hero
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Solice Kirsk posted:Strange aeons indeed for Uwe Boll to be elevated to "hero we deserve." He taught an important lesson. Getting mad about video games and movies deserves a punch in head.
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Bar Crow posted:He taught an important lesson. Getting mad about video games and movies deserves a punch in head. Why did Lowtax agree to fight him anyway?
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Blue Footed Booby posted:The songs on that album were written by the same guy who wrote Total Eclipse of the Heart. And Making Love Out of Nothing At All. All those tracks have that bombastic melodramatic sound to them, so is Bat Out of Hell a Meat Loaf album, or a Jim Steinman album?
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Violet_Sky posted:Why did Lowtax agree to fight him anyway? He thought it was a joke. Boll did not.
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Violet_Sky posted:Why did Lowtax agree to fight him anyway? He actively sought out the fight. I guess he thought it would be funny. https://www.somethingawful.com/news/uwe-boll-wants/ quote:Notorious movie director Dr. Uwe Boll, most well known for his numerous film adaptations of video games, has extended a bizarre offer to his five harshest critics: fly out to Vancouver and face him in the boxing ring. During shooting for his upcoming film Postal, Boll will set aside two days to fight each detractor in a ten bout match. To determine who have been his most vitriolic nemeses, Boll is accepting self-nominations to info@boll-kg.de, which must be accompanied by proof of negative reviews or internet forum comments. Only critical comments from 2005 will be accepted, presumably to ensure that only longstanding critics, rather than those spurred on by this contest, are in the running. Facebook Aunt has a new favorite as of 22:11 on Nov 13, 2020 |
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Inceltown posted:You could listen to the songs before buying the album back in the day too. It was called 'radio' and they played music on it. Not like now where they have annoying people trying to develop a parasocial relationship with you between the ads. Here's a thing: those cd displays they would have in drug stores and gift shops that would have all the albums on it and play samples of them when you hit their button. It was always like rainforest sounds, a Chopin symphony, a Christmas compilation, an Enya record, and some kind of bagpipe/panflute album.
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ghosthorse posted:It was always like rainforest sounds, a Chopin symphony, a Christmas compilation, an Enya record, and some kind of bagpipe/panflute album. P U R E M O O D S
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trapped mouse posted:On the topic of misleading album covers/names: How is this misleading? I look at that, I expect weirdo blues-y folk rock with instruments they made up themselves, and This Was is exactly that.
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Memento posted:How is this misleading? I look at that, I expect weirdo blues-y folk rock with instruments they made up themselves, and This Was is exactly that. No dogs.
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I don't even know where to begin with this one. Tag urself, I'm the wistful cloud lady.
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I call dibs on the Space Ammonite
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Breetai posted:I don't even know where to begin with this one. I'm Space Butterfly.
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Breetai posted:I don't even know where to begin with this one. I'm JEB! "Please Clap" Records. I know it's J&B.
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Nov 14, 2020 00:32
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Temple Half-Rainbow, at your service.
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Gas bubble, reporting for duty.
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Dibs on advanced nocturnal perversions.
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Breetai posted:Tag urself, I'm the wistful cloud lady. Fiiiine, I’m Ken’s hair, falling off the side of his head
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Zil posted:Dibs on advanced nocturnal perversions. OK well I'll take Night Creepin', which might be the same thing.
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