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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/REALpunknews/status/1314234870625980418

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Still funnier

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1317044556328730625

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
It's true, also the forums are completely down right now and I can't post.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Baron von Eevl posted:

It's true, also the forums are completely down right now and I can't post.

:same:

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Baron von Eevl posted:

It's true, also the forums are completely down right now and I can't post.

Well some good came of this at least

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1318221315149619201

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1318240258161520640

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
In 'satire about extremely niche subjects': Christian Speedrunning Community Argues Any% Begins at the Loading Screen.

OutsideAngel
May 4, 2008

last line, as always, the knockout blow

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1318911193097113611?s=19

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

It gets funnier every day.

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

New Covid Cases Continue To Soar Even Though Todd Peters Of Scottsdale, AZ Said It Would Be Over By Now

quote:

‘You Think People Don’t Remember, Todd? You Were Blowing Smoke Out Your rear end And Everyone Knows It,’ Say Sources

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/REALpunknews/status/1319473896182206467

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1319378044386148353

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1318930173987835907?s=20

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
Bob Dylan Not Exactly Rising To Occasion As Far As Current Protest Music Goes

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1320013687873261568

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/REALpunknews/status/1320047966045044736

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1321074285948112897?s=19

EPICAC
Mar 23, 2001

https://twitter.com/harddrivemag/status/1325521374300037120?s=21

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Trump isn’t a game show host though?

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Last Chance posted:

Trump isn’t a game show host though?

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Never saw it but assumed it was trashy reality show, but I guess that could be considered a “game show”? Possibly? But what a weird comparison to make with Alex Trebek.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Last Chance posted:

Never saw it but assumed it was trashy reality show, but I guess that could be considered a “game show”? Possibly? But what a weird comparison to make with Alex Trebek.

I suppose he was a "game show host" in the way he was "president of a country."

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1325125876137283585

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.
Crying Eric Trump Asks Father If They Poor Now

Eric Trump posted:

I have six paper money and a whole handful of these metal circles, hopefully that can help. Do me and Don Jr. have to get jobs now? I don’t want to be poor and smelly, but I don’t even know how to work. Being rich was the best ever and I don’t want it to stop.

RJWaters2
Dec 16, 2011

It was not not not so great

Should have had Chuck Woolery imo

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Native Americans not really interested in COVID masks U.S. Army keeps sending

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1326902328562167809

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1326891257076002816

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

I may have a new favorite Kelly cartoon. :swoon:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Irresponsible Neighbor Having Ton Of People Over During Pandemic

Anfauglir
Jun 8, 2007

Really should've just left this as headline/picture, doesn't need the article.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1327336711714705412?s=19

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Anfauglir posted:

Really should've just left this as headline/picture, doesn't need the article.

I was hoping it's just a picture of the White House Election Night event.

Edit:
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1327268790791524352?s=19

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1327325520317599746

This could have just been the headline but they really outdid themselves on it.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1328398713287544834

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
I'm not sure why this is my favorite kind of Onion story.
Private Eye Struggling To Meet Women Who Aren't Suspect In Late Husband's Murder

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Nurse Hoping That Extra-Comfy ICU Bed Free When She's Admitted As Patient In 2 Weeks

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1329556816817164292

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1329549283742408705

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clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1331281612588412931

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