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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Hank Morgan posted:

When you control the mail, you control the information.

I hear this in my head and all I can think of is...

"... jambalaya."

Edit: :synpa: except with one magic loogie.

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
You're just going to sit there and stare at the back of the seat?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
VEGETABLE LASAGNA

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
FEMTI kroner? How much is that?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Stick with the consommé.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

SirPablo posted:

Stick with the consommé.

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

I mentioned the bisque.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
She caught me.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

SirPablo posted:

She caught me.

Caught you? Doing what?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

potee posted:

Caught you? Doing what?

I was alone...

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

SirPablo posted:

Stick with the consommé.

Did he crumble any crackers in it?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

esperantinc posted:

Did he crumble any crackers in it?

E-layne, I think what you are about to go through is punishment enough.

Dismissed.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

I want you to see a psychiatrist.

Pulchritudinous
May 19, 2005
It means "to reduce by one-tenth."



potee posted:

I want you to see a psychiatrist.

If everyone who did that had to see a psychiatrist...

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
My son, treating his body like it was an AMUSEMENT PARK!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

I want you to see a psychiatrist.

He has this power over me, okay. He has this way of manipulating every little word I say. He's like a Svenjolly.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Maybe the dingo ate your baby.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

WSAENOTSOCK posted:

Maybe the dingo ate your baby.

Well, uh... it hurts when he swallows. Especially when he drinks orange juice. I mean, uh... dog food... juice.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
What do you feed this animal?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

SirPablo posted:

What do you feed this animal?


I'm so keen-o
On Beef-A-Reeno
What a delicious cuisine-o
Fit for a king and queen-o!


Yeah. Eat up. I got thirty four more cans.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
RUSTY!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


It's the romance of the Hansom Cab without the guilt or dander of the equine.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Sash! posted:

It's the romance of the Hansom Cab without the guilt or dander of the equine.

You see that woman on the horse? She stole twenty dollars from me. Yeah, I might've gotten it back, but Lloyd Braun interfered! :mad:

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Again with Lloyd Braun...

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY MY WATERPIK!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Is it just me or is that a lot of gum?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

SirPablo posted:

Is it just me or is that a lot of gum?

Perfectly sane quote to post.

Pulchritudinous
May 19, 2005
It means "to reduce by one-tenth."



potee posted:

Perfectly sane quote to post.

Obviously this isn't a mental institution.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

Perfectly sane quote to post.

Not crazy!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
The phone wasn't even hooked up, he just liked ringing that bell.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

Perfectly sane quote to post.

Oh, potee, You're the potrome with the tax problem. You know after that day with JethroMcB, I got so cuckoo I threw out all your papers. So I'd love to help you but I'll need the copies

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

TMMadman posted:

Oh, potee, You're the potrome with the tax problem. You know after that day with JethroMcB, I got so cuckoo I threw out all your papers. So I'd love to help you but I'll need the copies


The truth. You want the truth? It is your avatar. It is the gangtags but it's so much more. You're pretentious. You call everyone by their full name. You call my doorman, Sash!, "Sashay" but you didn't even say "Sashay" You went "Sah - SHU- Eh".

Fifty Farts
Dec 23, 2013

- Meticulously Researched
- Peer-reviewed

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife, the only friend who hasn't betrayed you. The only friend who won't be dead by sun-up. Sleep tight, mates, in your quilted Chambray night shirts.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


jojoinnit posted:

The truth. You want the truth? It is your avatar. It is the gangtags but it's so much more. You're pretentious. You call everyone by their full name. You call my doorman, Sash!, "Sashay" but you didn't even say "Sashay" You went "Sah - SHU- Eh".

I'm sure "TMMadman" probably mispelled his own name. I know sometimes I spell Sash! with a Z...and an ? !

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
:stonk:

There are no copies.

Who makes copies?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

jojoinnit posted:

The truth. You want the truth? It is your avatar. It is the gangtags but it's so much more. You're pretentious. You call everyone by their full name. You call my doorman, Sash!, "Sashay" but you didn't even say "Sashay" You went "Sah - SHU- Eh".

The doorman. I don't wanna play anymore of his mind games. What time does he get off?

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
It's tough keeping your feet dry when you're kickin' in a skull.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Sash! posted:

It's the romance of the Hansom Cab without the guilt or dander of the equine.
I knew a horse named Rusty once. No offence.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

WSAENOTSOCK posted:

I knew a horse named Rusty once. No offence.

He had to be shot.

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

WSAENOTSOCK posted:

I knew a horse named Rusty once. No offence.

His mother was a mudder?

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