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Jun 13, 2024 05:00
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- Finger Prince
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Has anyone ever said "what's the deal with airline food?" Seems like an untapped market
Hmm, has potential... Lemme riff on it a bit, see what comes out...
What's the deal with airline food? Seems like something from the Before Times. Do they even still serve food on airlines? Man, remember when they'd give you a little plastic container of warmed over slop, you'd peel the plastic off the top and be greeted by some grey vegetables, mystery sauce, and some approximation of meat? I miss those. Oh, and you remember how they used to charge for it to increase revenue, but they'd have to put it on a plate to dress it up to try to hide the fact that it was the same crap as in the plastic rectangle? Yeah you're not fooling anyone guys. We still ate it. Oh, we complained and made jokes, but we still ate it. I miss airline food.
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Nov 2, 2020 18:22
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A movie about Michael Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Adam Sandler having a contest where the winner gets to play every major role in an upcoming comedy, and it's based on a true story and all three of them are played by whoever won the contest.
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Nov 2, 2020 20:47
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- manero
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Adam Sandler circa 1993 singing:
There she was, just-a walkin' down the street, singin'
Doo wah diddy diddy dum DIPPITY DOO
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Nov 3, 2020 02:40
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- Dip Viscous
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calling every nearby shop trying to find a place that stocks prince albert tobacco, befuddled at how rude everyone is being about such a simple question
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Nov 5, 2020 16:52
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- pecan
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we read ham wallet in high school english
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Nov 6, 2020 03:05
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- FactsAreUseless
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Adam Sandler circa 1993 singing:
There she was, just-a walkin' down the street, singin'
Doo wah diddy diddy dum DIPPITY DOO
You're about two years and one SNL cast member off of the film L.A. Story.
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Nov 6, 2020 03:51
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- The X-man cometh
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Being a section of memory on a server in the cloud, and realizing that the memory you are going to be holding until you die is goatse
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Nov 6, 2020 07:12
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- Dip Viscous
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a guy getting into all sorts of wacky trouble because he can only pee if he's singing roundabout
*steps up to urinal in crowded restroom* *zzzzzip* THEY MAKE THE CHILDREN REALLY RING I SPEND THE DAY YOUR WAY
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Nov 7, 2020 05:02
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- Yinlock
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a daring spy retrieves plans for the enemy's top-secret new weapon, but it's one of those lovely drawings that's like a stick-figure riding a dinosaur that shoots lasers
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Nov 11, 2020 02:38
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a daring spy retrieves plans for the enemy's top-secret new weapon, but it's one of those lovely drawings that's like a stick-figure riding a dinosaur that shoots lasers
Many Bothans died
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Nov 11, 2020 17:57
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- Jolo
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ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it
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Jacobi North looks over his immense stockpile, each can of northern beans reminds him of his life's work; Discovering the first northern beans, cultivating them, discovering the best harvesting techniques, and perfecting the canning processes. Unfortunately, no one has bought a can in decades. He angrily crushes a can in his fists, the northern bean mush running down his forearms.
"WHAT MAKES THEM SO loving GREAT, ANYWAY?!"
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Nov 12, 2020 18:39
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- Escape From Noise
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Night of the Living Deadass
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Nov 13, 2020 16:44
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- Dip Viscous
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Knee Deep in the Deadpan
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Nov 13, 2020 17:37
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- google THIS
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Airline food tier list:
S: Biscoff
D: Anything else
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Nov 13, 2020 22:49
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- Finger Prince
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Airline food tier list:
S: Biscoff
D: Anything else
What about the ice cream, fruit plates, and port trolley?
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Nov 13, 2020 23:01
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- Yinlock
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digging too deep, too far, and unleashing fentanyl
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Nov 13, 2020 23:12
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A juggalo tries to overclock their expensive video card
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Nov 14, 2020 01:49
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- Finger Prince
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yo i love those lil cookies and wish you could get em on the ground
you can! in big fuckin packs too! They're awesome.
You can also get biscoff spread like nutella only lotus biscoff.
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Nov 14, 2020 02:04
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book binding finally made illegal in Alexandria
Book binding banned after mistaken for book bondage
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Nov 14, 2020 05:59
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- Robot Made of Meat
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the deal with air plane food is both that your taste buds will react differently at 10k feet above sea levels due to air pressure
You're channeling Joke Explainer, aren't you?
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Nov 14, 2020 07:03
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Mom, your Beastie Boy jealousy is tearing this family apart!
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Nov 15, 2020 02:57
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- The Voice of Labor
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sexyme street
the nookie monster
flirt and horny
dick bird
snuffalottapuss
the mount
lover monster
oscar the libertine
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Nov 15, 2020 08:18
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- Dip Viscous
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Jun 13, 2024 05:00
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- Finger Prince
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I Can't Believe It's Not Better!®
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