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There's a jedi called Coleman Trebor
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the character is named drat, vader because people are always upset to see him
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Nov 16, 2020 18:53
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tenderjerk posted:Ok. Now THIS is epic.  
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Nov 16, 2020 18:54
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Gremlins is the best christmas movie
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Nov 16, 2020 18:54
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T Bowl posted:die hard is an action movie about german terrorist fighting a shoeless cop in a skyscraper around christmas time i like jingle all the way it's got action, and christmas
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Nov 16, 2020 18:54
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T Bowl posted:die hard is an action movie about german terrorist fighting a shoeless cop in a skyscraper around christmas time The kid who played Flick went on to do porn
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Squizzle posted:the character is named drat, vader because people are always upset to see him am i allowed to probate you (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 16, 2020 18:54
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a jedi knight named dunt trumbap
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Nov 16, 2020 18:55
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I had no idea the kid from A Christmas Story was sitting in the stands when that space shuttle blew up Wonder if he was hearing YOU'LL BLOW THE HULL OUT over and over in his mind
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Nov 16, 2020 18:55
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I didn't even realize Die Hard as a Christmas movie was a discussion point anymore. It's obviously a Christmas movie, who would even dispute that?
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Nov 16, 2020 18:55
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they named him finn and not finish because that's what they weren't going to bother doing with his storyline either
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Nov 16, 2020 18:55
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tenderjerk posted:The kid who played Flick went on to do porn yep and the not so politically correct richard pryor movie THE TOY
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Nov 16, 2020 18:55
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A christmas story reboot for the modern america where zoomer ralphie gets a real live action henry .44 magnum repeater carbine and immediately negligent discharges it into his eye on christmas morning
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Nov 16, 2020 18:55
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:There's a jedi called Coleman Trebor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtKnuKse9_c
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Nov 16, 2020 18:55
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hello i'm General Grievous i am a bad guy nice to meet you
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Nov 16, 2020 18:55
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baw posted:a jedi knight named dunt trumbap get this-- with an ORANGE LIGHTSABER LOL
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Nov 16, 2020 18:56
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weekly font posted:hello i'm General Grievous i am a bad guy nice to meet you Better than Darth Icke
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Nov 16, 2020 18:56
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Justin Tyme posted:A christmas story reboot for the modern america where zoomer ralphie gets a real live action henry .44 magnum repeater carbine and immediately negligent discharges it into his eye on christmas morning a christmas story reboot based on the story of kyle rittenhouse
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Justin Tyme posted:A christmas story reboot for the modern america where zoomer ralphie gets a real live action henry .44 magnum repeater carbine and immediately negligent discharges it into his eye on christmas morning all the burglars in his fantasy are BLM protesters
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Nov 16, 2020 18:56
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weekly font posted:hello i'm General Grievous i am a bad guy nice to meet you We're not too far off from this in modern politics.
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Nov 16, 2020 18:56
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Good soup! posted:I want a fully remastered 4k scan blu ray of the Star Wars Christmas Special with an exhaustive documentary about what in the gently caress what wrong behind the scenes and I demand george lucas be forced to suffer and be interviewed for it the answer is cocaine its pretty simple
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Nov 16, 2020 18:56
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T Bowl posted:yep and the not so politically correct richard pryor movie THE TOY the early 80s were crazy man
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Nov 16, 2020 18:57
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Flavius Aetass posted:am i allowed to probate you The Quick and the Dead
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Nov 16, 2020 18:57
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Mitch McConnell is roughly as gross as those senate guys in starwars.
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Nov 16, 2020 18:57
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baw posted:a christmas story reboot based on the story of kyle rittenhouse instead of punching out the bully he shoots the protestors while screaming obscenities, rough draft script writing time
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Nov 16, 2020 18:57
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I'm gonna start pronouncing "Star Wars" like this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNMmBYovHkQ&t=68s
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Nov 16, 2020 18:57
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instead of decoding secret messages from ovaltine, ralphie interprets q drops
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Nov 16, 2020 18:58
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boba fett, a man who purely lives off of boba tea and campaigned for john fetterman
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Nov 16, 2020 18:58
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tenderjerk posted:Oh poo poo I had totally memoryholed the story about a wealthy white kid purchasing a black man for his entertainment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnMKVcwprXo don jr's wet dream
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Nov 16, 2020 18:58
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alnilam posted:yeah but in a star war movie they also say "wqe're like sitting ducks out here" and nobody is like, what is a duck?? so clearly some liberties were taken in translating Basic (the widely spoken language in the SW galaxy) into english, for hte films. little known fact: ducks are the agents mediating panspermia in both SW and ST universes. Quack!
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Nov 16, 2020 18:59
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Salt Fish posted:Nah, you only need enough people to convince people not to do anything. The military isn't going to massacre 20,000 innocent brothers and sisters. no they’d just escort Biden into the White House and trump out again I think people in this thread strongly overstate the solidarity that police/army/nat guard feel towards their brothers in arms. their loyalty is to their paychecks first and reactionary politics a distant, distant second. cops in major cities regularly make $150,000 a year by racking up 500 hours of overtime a year sitting on their asses. if they’re ever in a position where in order to keep that overtime they have to gas and beat their fashy fellow travelers, 90% of them will do it without a second thought. once capital decides Biden is president, that’s it.
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Nov 16, 2020 18:59
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Next-Gen posted:george lucas should have spent his time replacing all duck references with wamprats in the special edition instead of greedo (the greedy alien) shooting first, truly a wasted opportunity I forgot about Greedo. The fattest pilot in the galaxy is named Porkins
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Nov 16, 2020 18:59
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T Bowl posted:instead of punching out the bully he shoots the protestors while screaming obscenities, rough draft script writing time The bully is a woke tiktok teen that keeps trying to cancel ralphie for being a little too interested in early to mid 1900's german history
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Nov 16, 2020 18:59
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an AOC lamp
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Nov 16, 2020 18:59
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https://twitter.com/NewDay/status/1328319845012824065?s=20 perfectly smooth frictionless brains zipping into the void
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Nov 16, 2020 18:59
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Howard the Duck is in the Star Wars Universe
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Nov 16, 2020 19:00
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Basebf555 posted:I didn't even realize Die Hard as a Christmas movie was a discussion point anymore. It's obviously a Christmas movie, who would even dispute that? Every year people still trot out "My favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard  " as though it makes them quirky or unique or ~weird~.Meanwhile, still awaiting the day the mainstream embraces Eyes Wide Shut as a holiday classic.
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Nov 16, 2020 19:00
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Next-Gen posted:boba fett, a man who purely lives off of boba tea and campaigned for john fetterman i think roberta fett is a woman, friendo
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Nov 16, 2020 19:00
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TrixRabbi posted:Meanwhile, still awaiting the day the mainstream embraces Eyes Wide Shut as a holiday classic. 
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Nov 16, 2020 19:01
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Gremlins is obviously the best Christmas movie ever.
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