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what's the best part about the piss tape being real
the part about the actual president being that petty that he wanted piss on obama's mattress
the part about kushner not doing great at his assigned role as middle east peace specialist failson extraordinaire
the part about vladimir putin actually having kompromat and getting the fbi director fired through its influence on the potus
the part about barron trump just holding a snowglobe wondering what it's all for, while his dad ends the world with his idiocy
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The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
oh my god

starts at 27min:
https://thoughtmaybe.com/blindboy-undestroys-the-world/#top

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Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Caring about the piss tape in the era of Jeffery epstein is so quaint

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

Stairmaster posted:

the piss tape is real

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.




Wait, was this show released in 2019? At first I assumed it must be recent or it would have come up in the Feinberg article or in this thread, but the page says 2019 and so did everything else I've found.

Crazy that it took this long to find out the loving BBC made the video. Do better Feinberg!

Side note: the real piss tape is still real

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
that’s why Trump is delaying the transition, he doesn’t want Biden getting access to the piss tape.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I clipped the relevant portion.

https://streamable.com/fr16bv

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007
I don't believe these lies. What we saw was the real piss tape.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
goldmine

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



Platystemon posted:

I clipped the relevant portion.

https://streamable.com/fr16bv

lies

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

I mean “I have discovered a truly marvelous color version of the tape, which this margin is too narrow to contain.”

Platystemon has issued a correction as of 03:53 on Nov 16, 2020

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

satan places fossils in the earth to test our faith

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Apathy420
May 18, 2017

by Cyrano4747
gently caress YOUUUUUUU

lamb
Mar 9, 2004

A single act of carelessness leads to the eternal loss of beauty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1oTasgx7nA&t=147s

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

The belief is in you all along

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



Okay, so we were worshiping a false idol. It was just a test of faith, because while this wasn't the real piss tape, I do not doubt for a second that the piss tape is real.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



real but yet unseen is a valid theology

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

WaffleZombie posted:

Okay, so we were worshiping a false idol. It was just a test of faith, because while this wasn't the real piss tape, I do not doubt for a second that the piss tape is real.

um what the gently caress is this heretical poo poo

can we kill this idiot heretic already or like what's our policy on that?

edit: it's to kill them, right?

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

How did they know to have him holding the tv remote.

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
Finally!

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5m0HnZAve8

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



Piss tape is stored in the balls

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Inspector Hound posted:

How did they know to have him holding the tv remote.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Besides it being unusual for brits to know Trump mannerisms so well, how did they know to angle the camera exactly where the TV was in the real floorplan? That's so on the nose for how real surveillance works (Samsung TV spying scandal). I'd have expected amateurs to position the camera in the upper part of the room where there would be no way to simultaneously power it and conceal it.

Bigger question: What purpose would it have served them to launder the scene by filming it on a second screen? The one we see moving in the clip, that presumably a cell phone is filming. How did they know to do that considering that laundering the bits is perhaps what a data leaker genuinely afraid of getting noticed while smuggling data out would do, but any normal person would just think to upload a clip directly that statically takes up the whole frame?

When did it air? Before or after the 4chan posts? Is there an exact timestamp on anything?

Is this BBC program a particularly obscure one, for none of us nor Feinberg to have known about it? Yet they spent all the effort recreating this shot, not for a viral campaign that it could have been used for (mass spreading on social media with "is this the real one!??") but instead just for one throwaway scene where they immediately go "you think this looks real?? sike"

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Yeah I'm brain broken enough that it's not hard for me to believe the guy saying he faked it essentially reverse engineered a pretty good way to fake it and is now just claiming he did

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Happy Thread posted:

Besides it being unusual for brits to know Trump mannerisms so well, how did they know to angle the camera exactly where the TV was in the real floorplan? That's so on the nose for how real surveillance works (Samsung TV spying scandal). I'd have expected amateurs to position the camera in the upper part of the room where there would be no way to simultaneously power it and conceal it.

Bigger question: What purpose would it have served them to launder the scene by filming it on a second screen? The one we see moving in the clip, that presumably a cell phone is filming. How did they know to do that considering that laundering the bits is perhaps what a data leaker genuinely afraid of getting noticed while smuggling data out would do, but any normal person would just think to upload a clip directly that statically takes up the whole frame?

When did it air? Before or after the 4chan posts? Is there an exact timestamp on anything?

Is this BBC program a particularly obscure one, for none of us nor Feinberg to have known about it? Yet they spent all the effort recreating this shot, not for a viral campaign that it could have been used for (mass spreading on social media with "is this the real one!??") but instead just for one throwaway scene where they immediately go "you think this looks real?? sike"

yeah that's some horseshit, they just went to the effort of going "technically it could have been staged, heres how", which, no poo poo, get a team of actors & some CGI and you can imitate all sorts of poo poo. why the gently caress would they spend thousands or millions making a few seconds of fake piss tape, just to leak it on 4chan with no coverage? why would imgur and various hosting sites keep removing it?

piss tape status: still real.

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
those are the same women though

the real piss tape is still out there

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Fly Molo posted:

yeah that's some horseshit, they just went to the effort of going "technically it could have been staged, heres how", which, no poo poo, get a team of actors & some CGI and you can imitate all sorts of poo poo. why the gently caress would they spend thousands or millions making a few seconds of fake piss tape, just to leak it on 4chan with no coverage? why would imgur and various hosting sites keep removing it?

piss tape status: still real.

If you watch the program they talk about how they tried to spread it but it got taken down immediately at every site.

I have lots of professional experience in film and visual effects and I can tell you that it would be way more work to fake making the leaked (fake) piss tape than it would be to just make your own fake piss tape. And why would they go to all that effort to claim ownership of a piss tape that no one is talking about?

All that said, there definitely is a real piss tape out there, this one just isn't it.

Also lol at the idea that it would cost millions to make that fake tape.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Happy Thread posted:

Is this BBC program a particularly obscure one, for none of us nor Feinberg to have known about it? Yet they spent all the effort recreating this shot, not for a viral campaign that it could have been used for (mass spreading on social media with "is this the real one!??") but instead just for one throwaway scene where they immediately go "you think this looks real?? sike"

Imagine making a television show that is so poorly watched that the piss tape can circulate for twenty months, cross countless journalists’ inbox, and in all that time it never crossed paths with anyone who had watched your show.

There are five‐year‐olds with more reach than Blindboy.

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984

Platystemon posted:

Imagine making a television show that is so poorly watched that the piss tape can circulate for twenty months, cross countless journalists’ inbox, and in all that time it never crossed paths with anyone who had watched your show.
it's a 4 episode special from a local irish comedian, not like a regular show or anything. i've actually known about the rubberbandits for years (they're great) and even i had no idea about the special

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_ZTrXAxZ-g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASByiquZMd4

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

your false idol has been exposed and your sins laid bare. repent now and you all may still be saved upon the coming of the true tape

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



Piss gape also real

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

The real piss tape is the friends we made along the way.

And there’s a piss tape that’s more real than that.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Got a CSPAM exclusive scoop:

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Got a CSPAM exclusive scoop:


Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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lol “the fake piss tape was faked” holy poo poo the crack-pinging is coming from outside the Epstein thread.

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007
Pisstape Recognition by William Gibson: Part 1

Cayce’s first footage had been waiting for her as she’d emerged from the flooded all-genders toilet at a NoLiTa gallery party, that previous November. Wondering what she could do to sterilize the soles of her shoes, and reminding herself never to touch them again, she’d noticed two people huddled on either side of a third, a turtlenecked man with a portable DVD player, held before him in the way that crèche figures of the Three Kings hold their gifts.

And passing these three she’d seen a face there, on the screen of his ciborium. She’d stopped without thinking and done that stupid duck dance, trying to better align retina to pixel.

“What is that?” she’d asked. A sideways look from a girl with hooded eyes, a sharp and avian nose, round steel labret stud gleaming from beneath her lower lip. “Pisstape,” this one had said, and for Cayce it had started there.

She’d left the gallery with the URL for a site that offered all of the footage accumulated to that point.


Pisstape Recognition by William Gibson: Part 2

She concentrates on bubbles rising through her almost untouched Pils. Trying to remember everything she’s ever heard or Googled about Bigend’s origins, the rise of Blue Ant: the industrialist father in Brussels, summers in the family’s villa at Cannes, the archaic but well-connected British boarding school, Harvard, the foray into independent production in Hollywood, some sort of brief self-finding hiatus in Brazil, the emergence of Blue Ant, first in Europe, then in the UK and New York.

The stuff of lifestyle pieces, many of which she’s read. And Margot’s experience, which Cayce had shared, secondhand but real time, all this having to dovetail now with the knowledge that Bigend is himself some sort of follower of the pisstape, for what reason she can only guess. Though she finds that she is starting to guess, and doesn’t like it.

She looks up. “You think it’s worth a lot of money.”

Bigend looks at her with absolute seriousness. “I don’t count things in money. I count them in excellence.”

And somehow she believes him, though it’s no comfort.

“Hubertus, what are you getting at? I’m contracted to Blue Ant to evaluate a logo design. Not to discuss the pisstape.”

“We’re being social.” And that’s an order.

“No we’re not. I’m not sure that you ever are.”

Bigend smiles, then, a smile she hasn’t seen before, less teeth and perhaps more genuine. It is a smile she suspects is meant to indicate that she has made it across at least the first moat of his persona, has become to some extent an insider. That she knows a realer Bigend: lateral-thinking imp of the perverse, thirty-something boy genius, seeker after truth (or at least functionality) in the markets of this young century. This is the Bigend that invariably emerges in the articles, no doubt after he’s gotten to the journalist with this smile and his other tools. “I want you to find him.”

“Him.”

“The maker.”

“ ‘Her’? ‘Them’?”

“The maker. Whatever you need will be put at your disposal. You will not be working for Blue Ant. We will be partners.”

“Why?”

“Because I want to know. Don’t you?”

Yes. “Have you considered that if we find ‘him,’ we might interrupt the process?”

“We don’t have to tell her she’s been found, do we?”

She starts to speak, then realizes she has no idea what she’s about to say.

“Do you imagine that no one else is looking? Far more creativity, today, goes into the marketing of products than into the products themselves, athletic shoes or feature films. That is why I founded Blue Ant: that one simple recognition. In that regard alone, the pisstape is a work of proven genius.”

edit: I'm not gonna be able to keep up with this but if you like William Gibson (you're a goon, you do, whether you know it or not) and you like the pisstape you owe it to yourself to read Pattern Recognition and ctrl+f + replace "the footage" with "the pisstape"

IAMKOREA has issued a correction as of 19:09 on Nov 26, 2020

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Lol if you're denying we got owned

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papersack
Jul 27, 2003

PathAsc posted:

Piss be unto you, voter

Hey Path, I saw someone wearing an LED text scrolling mask. I think it's time for an avatar update...

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