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Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Splicer posted:

Isn't that just a touchscreen?

Touchscreens have gestures & stuff... At least the ones I've used have, cant talk about apple stuff.

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
computer

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





hosed up if true

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

actionjackson posted:

bougie people spending money on windows when linux and all its software is free

lol no

I pick up discounted-rear end prebuilts once they're out of date and those come with a license.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


You can also buy Windows license keys from a guy in SA Mart for $5.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


i reject the very notion of computer

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

vaguely posted:

actionjackson makes a lot of posts in the interior design megathread making GBS threads on anyone who has visible objects in their house hinting that a human lives there and not some kind of sentient furniture catalogue, as context for their mac opinions and also their av

do you have my most recent posts bookmarked

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

i reject the very notion of computer

<currently chanting this from the lotus position>

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

actionjackson posted:

do you have my most recent posts bookmarked

whomst among us

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

vaguely post your living room so I can ridicule it

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

actionjackson posted:

bougie people spending money on windows when linux and all its software is free

paying? for windows? you a cop?

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
im loving gay

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

T-man posted:

paying? for windows? you a cop?

no i'm gay i'm a mac user, pay attention

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

actionjackson posted:

no i'm gay i'm a mac user, pay attention

i see, gay cop

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

paul_soccer12 posted:

im loving gay

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


Fine

actionjackson posted:

i'm a mac user

NOT fine

actionjackson posted:

pay attention

gently caress you!!!

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


no im gay
i dont think apples gay (said very gayly)

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSC_zyvb9Z4

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
cool conversation you're having here, guys. not incredibly tedious at all



T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

ekuNNN posted:

incredibly tedious

sorry we left you out

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

T-man posted:

paying? for windows? you a cop?

yeah that

ACTIVATE WINDOWS
Go to Settings to activate Windows.

u see on my lower right half of the screen?

that's praxis...

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!
im gonna gently caress all your computers

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

after decades of piracy I finally bought a windows key on ebay for like $5 out of sheer laziness and not wanting to gently caress around verifying installs

totally worth it

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RudeCat
Aug 7, 2012

The rudest cat for the rudest jobs



I like to call herpes-monkeys the "glitter-monkeys of the zoo".

Food Boner
Jul 2, 2005
many macaques carry herpes-B, which they tolerate fine, but without antiviral therapy is deadly in humans

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Food Boner posted:

many macaques carry herpes-B, which they tolerate fine, but without antiviral therapy is deadly in humans

This is defamation.

Macaque is herpes‐free.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

i reject the very notion of computer

Posted from my abacus

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1326613856832122882

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
Does any one else ever wonder how powerful of a psychological profile Porn Hub is able to build on its users? Assuming all politics is sexual pathology, perhaps they're the true puppet masters of our future cyberneticly managed "democracy".

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

"If it's good enough to run an ATM, it's good enough for me."

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

I am in aw of His tpuch sensitve glory.

Also lol at the dude pawing at the Lord's dick

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Gods_Butthole posted:

Does any one else ever wonder how powerful of a psychological profile Porn Hub is able to build on its users? Assuming all politics is sexual pathology, perhaps they're the true puppet masters of our future cyberneticly managed "democracy".

nobody can make sense of the massive amounts of data they're collecting, statistics are too soft a science for computer touchers

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Ruffian Price posted:

nobody can make sense of the massive amounts of data they're collecting, statistics are too soft a science for computer touchers

What about professional dick touchers? Surely they have experience in both hard and soft sciences?

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




kissing computers

having electronical succubus with computer

in bed with computers

having babies with computer

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

The Goons have vanished down the 'net.
Now the last meme drains away.

We sit together, the Computer and me,
until only the Computer remains.


(I hold that being Too Online is just bringing about the cyborg manifesto)

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Chard posted:

kissing computers

having electronical succubus with computer

in bed with computers

having babies with computer

yeah I've seen that cronenberg movie too

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009


Stations of the Cross.

doingitwrong
Jul 27, 2013
Workstations of the Cross

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Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006


We didn't bother settling Northeast Florida 'til just now? :confused:

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