Badass Panels: An Alternate Dimension Called the Idiot Zone

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Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Honestly, I love these panels. Juggernaut just looks so happy.

"Let me get this straight: You want to teleport me way, way up into the air, and drop me on a dragons head?"
"Yes."
"..."
"..."
"I love my job."

Rockslide put it best:

# ? Nov 17, 2020 10:33

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# ? May 23, 2024 12:06

habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Aaaand so starts what Abbadon says will be a 50 page fight sequence between Jagganoth and the other six demi-urges of the Seven Part World.

My money is on Jagganoth, since the Demiurges are essentially incapable of working together after a several thousand year cold war between all of them.

# ? Nov 17, 2020 13:54

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

Azubah posted:

Savage Avengers is loving great because it's Conan being a murder hobo and the marvel cast is either for it or against it.

Conan using Wolverine as a sword sold me on the concept.

# ? Nov 17, 2020 16:46

David D. Davidson: Nov 17, 2012; Orca lady?

Those panels just convinced me to never read Savage Avengers.

Logan drinking pabst? That poo poo is one step removed from being cat piss.

# ? Nov 17, 2020 16:54

GokuGoesSSj69: Apr 15, 2017; Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again

He'd probably drink a Canadian beer like Molson but don't be a beer snob. Nobody likes a beer snob.

# ? Nov 17, 2020 17:26

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

You really think Wolverine of all people would turn away any type of beer?

# ? Nov 17, 2020 17:36

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Logan would never drink an IPA.

# ? Nov 17, 2020 17:54

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

It's been decades since I read comics and it's always such a trip to go through these posts. I have no idea if they're new or old, but hey there's Conan AND Wolverine... and here comes Elektra out of nowhere, and Juggernaut is singing the GAH theme and there's Conan again. It's like every comic I ever read has been dropped into an atomic blender without a lid and characters splatter out of it at random.

# ? Nov 17, 2020 18:04

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Marvel realised they only have 8 years before Conan becomes public domain and Batman can team up with him.

# ? Nov 17, 2020 20:01

ManiacClown: May 30, 2002; Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

I suspect Wolverine's beer flowchart looks somewhat like this.

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# ? Nov 17, 2020 20:37

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

ManiacClown posted:

I suspect Wolverine's beer flowchart looks somewhat like this.

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# ? Nov 17, 2020 20:41

Dammerung: Oct 17, 2008; "Dang, that's hot."

habeasdorkus posted:

Aaaand so starts what Abbadon says will be a 50 page fight sequence between Jagganoth and the other six demi-urges of the Seven Part World.

My money is on Jagganoth, since the Demiurges are essentially incapable of working together after a several thousand year cold war between all of them.

To be honest, there are few things more badass than flexing everybody by showing up to kickstart the apocalypse in only your helmet, a gauntlet, a bear-skin rug turned cape, and a speedo.

# ? Nov 17, 2020 22:11

skaianDestiny: Jan 13, 2017; beep boop

habeasdorkus posted:

Aaaand so starts what Abbadon says will be a 50 page fight sequence between Jagganoth and the other six demi-urges of the Seven Part World.

My money is on Jagganoth, since the Demiurges are essentially incapable of working together after a several thousand year cold war between all of them.

Next page and they're working together about as well as a bunch of starving bears sharing the last salmon.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 07:47

habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

What's a comparable teamup in Marvel or DC where all the heroes just get in each others way and are totally ineffective?

# ? Nov 18, 2020 18:12

Toshimo: Aug 23, 2012; He's outta line...

But he's right!

habeasdorkus posted:

What's a comparable teamup in Marvel or DC where all the heroes just get in each others way and are totally ineffective?

Alpha Flight?

# ? Nov 18, 2020 18:42

DigitalRaven: Oct 9, 2012

habeasdorkus posted:

What's a comparable teamup in Marvel or DC where all the heroes just get in each others way and are totally ineffective?

This happens at the start of Busiek's Avengers, part of Heroes Return. Everyone who'd been an Avenger trying to stop a bank heist. It doesn't go well.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 20:50

Suleman: Sep 4, 2011

DigitalRaven posted:

This happens at the start of Busiek's Avengers, part of Heroes Return. Everyone who'd been an Avenger trying to stop a bank heist. It doesn't go well.

Yeah, that was a pretty fun scene.

Source: Avengers (1998) #4

# ? Nov 18, 2020 22:10

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Suleman posted:

Yeah, that was a pretty fun scene.

My brain whispered "Perez" before I scrolled down that far. That guy sure likes drawing superheroes

# ? Nov 18, 2020 22:33

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Retro Futurist posted:

My brain whispered "Perez" before I scrolled down that far. That guy sure likes drawing superheroes

There's a reason they went to him when they had a book with every Avenger and JLA member appearing.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 22:41

DigitalRaven: Oct 9, 2012

Retro Futurist posted:

My brain whispered "Perez" before I scrolled down that far. That guy sure likes drawing superheroes

It's classic Perez, even lends itself to the game of "can I name everyone without looking it up?" Admittedly, it's a game I find easier with Marvel than DC, but still.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 23:23

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

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The Hero We Need

Free Comic Book Day 2018 - Avengers-Captain America 01 (2018)

# ? Nov 19, 2020 02:45

Nilbop: Jun 5, 2004; Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Ygolonac posted:

Free Comic Book Day 2018 - Avengers-Captain America 01 (2018)

That's still one of my favourite lines ever. Aaron is really, really good at writing Asgardians.

# ? Nov 19, 2020 04:14

Suleman: Sep 4, 2011

Now for some hard-hitting stuff from... arguably the most notoriously silly 80s toy franchise?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (IDW) Macro-series: Michelangelo

Context:
Shredder is dead, and Splinter has accepted leadership of the Foot ninjas to show them a better way. While a more compassionate leader, he is visibly becoming harsher and more jaded. The Turtles were shocked and appalled, and went their own way. After the city was attacked by aliens, the Turtles rescued a bunch of orphans and with no other place to go, asked Splinter to give them a home. Splinter accepted... as long as the kids would be trained as the new generation of Foot ninjas. Mikey has grown especially attached to the kids and has been a big brother to them.

After a brutal, but surprisingly even fight:

Suleman fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Dec 6, 2020

# ? Dec 6, 2020 17:40

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

PBR is basically the same age as Wolverine so be probably doesn't view it as any kind of hipster brand or whatever problem its haters have against it.

# ? Dec 6, 2020 19:24

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Lobok posted:

PBR is basically the same age as Wolverine so be probably doesn't view it as any kind of hipster brand or whatever problem its haters have against it.

Yeah, but I would figure he drank some cheap Canadian brand instead.

# ? Dec 6, 2020 20:19

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Skwirl posted:

Yeah, but I would figure he drank some cheap Canadian brand instead.

As a Canuck myself I do wonder how recognizable our old macrobrews would be to most readers outside the country. People know Pabst.

# ? Dec 6, 2020 20:33

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Lobok posted:

As a Canuck myself I do wonder how recognizable our old macrobrews would be to most readers outside the country. People know Pabst.

Moulson's is Canadian isn't it? That'd be recognizable to most Americans.

# ? Dec 6, 2020 20:36

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Skwirl posted:

Yeah, but I would figure he drank some cheap Canadian brand instead.

Wolverine's favorite beer is whatever is available at that moment.

# ? Dec 6, 2020 21:47

Mooseontheloose: May 13, 2003

Proteus Jones posted:

Wolverine's favorite beer is.

# ? Dec 6, 2020 23:38

10 Beers: May 21, 2005; Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Suleman posted:

Now for some hard-hitting stuff from... arguably the most notoriously silly 80s toy franchise?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (IDW) Macro-series: Michelangelo

That's great! Raph is so drat proud of Mikey for landing that hit.

# ? Dec 6, 2020 23:58

Alacron: Feb 15, 2007; -->Have tearful reunion with your son
-->Eh; Fun Shoe

Those TMNT pages are pretty great, but the tiny pupils bug me. Kind of wish they'd draw them without.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 00:21

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Mikey�s been given so many good/great/badass moments in that series. He�s legit loving awesome throughout.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 00:40

Azubah: Jun 5, 2007

I'm really impressed at how great the IDW series is, it weaves basically everything into the series.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 05:48

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Mikey�s been given so many good/great/badass moments in that series. He�s legit loving awesome throughout.

Mikey is and has always been the best turtle. Because he's the heart.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 07:03

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.