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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

fat bitch declassify the Roswell files

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DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


I am a very smart Republican. I am going to make voting by mail impossible and increase the burdens faced by low propensity voters right after an election where the wealthy suburbs defected en masse to my opponents and I only survived by running up the score in the rurals.

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun

Der Meister posted:

why are the nazis on parler and not gab

gab can barely keep the lights on because it has an active userbase in the low dozens, it's blocked from phone app stores and payment processors, and their refusal to moderate anything at all scared off even the most hardcore conservatives eventually

the nazis followed the conservatives to parler because they see it as a new stream of people to radicalize, which you can't do on a moribund social network where nobody new ever shows up

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

The Alpha Centauri posted:

oh and trump is going to accidently declassify some poo poo when biden does something trump doesn't like

do you think he’s retained anything classified that he hasn’t rambled about already? I kinda doubt it

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

The Alpha Centauri posted:

WE SOLD ISRAEL MORE NUKES UNDER MY ADMINISTRATION! :yooge:

TGE MIDDLE EAST HAS NEVER BEEN SAFER :yooge:

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

wow this is a powerful, highenergy turmp!!!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

dont start counting until the check clears

JaneError
Feb 4, 2016

how would i even breathe on the moon?

The Alpha Centauri posted:

oh and trump is going to accidently declassify some poo poo when biden does something trump doesn't like

you assume he's absorbed/will remember any classified info

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

The Alpha Centauri posted:

oh and trump is going to accidently declassify some poo poo when biden does something trump doesn't like

it’s a bummer he only tweeted out that one spy satellite photo

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
i like the giant woman, thanks a lot internet, i don't need this rn

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



isn't it like 7 million up front to do this

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Origami Dali posted:

i like the giant woman, thanks a lot internet, i don't need this rn

horny is....allowed???

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Yea that Wisconsin recount has to be paid for by the campaign right? Like 7 or 8 million? Do they even have that much left?

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Basebf555 posted:

Yea that Wisconsin recount has to be paid for by the campaign right? Like 7 or 8 million? Do they even have that much left?

they have a bunch of coupons, so it really comes out to like $1 million.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

that woman is 5’ 10”

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan
trump team will argue u only pay if u lose

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

Drunkboxer posted:

do you think he’s retained anything classified that he hasn’t rambled about already? I kinda doubt it

doubt they have told him actual classified info for years now ever since it turned out he would blurt out that poo poo at the first opportunity to try and look cool

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
that pretty woman is very tall!! wow!! :lovebird:

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

the rat fandom posted:

So the constitution says Trump has to leave office in January 2021 right? What if he issues an executive order that says 2020 will just continue indefinitely? Like December 300, 2020 could roll around and it would technically still be before January 2021.

It's funny you mention this. Julius Caesar pulled this trick a few times during the Roman Republic when he was Pontifex Maximus (who had the authority determine the calendar for the upcoming year). It's one of the reasons he made the standardized Julian calendar when he became dictator so nobody could pull that trick on him.

quote:

To coin money, regulate the value thereof, and of foreign coin, and fix the standard of weights and measures

At any rate, the above passage is from the legislative branch's powers, so they are the ones who would have to pull that poo poo.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
no sex in the counting room

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Smythe is 4'3''

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

2DCAT posted:

How do you have a .8 person... It's fraud

us constitution baybee da bears

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

DryGoods posted:

Smythe is 4'3''

the perfect pocket poster

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Charles 2 of Spain posted:

fat bitch declassify the Roswell files

gently caress that just bring an alien to a press conference

:yooge: My friend Orgk'nott here thinks this is a disgrace. He comes from a planet whose atmosphere is burning sulphur and he has never seen anything as horrendous as the way we're being treated right now.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

euphronius posted:

that woman is 5’ 10”

oh so thats pfc, not smythe

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

Wisconsin recount might just be for some cities, kind of picked that up reading new tweets on the news

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


$8 million in Trump Steaks coupons

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Trump going to declassify all that Arctic oil. For too long only the polar bears and Santa have known its secrets.

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

MEANS TESTED LOAN COMPANY BAILOUT

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


https://i.imgur.com/PRsUjK7.gifv

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1329082078848139264?s=20

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/johnrobertsFox/status/1329083857526607880?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1329086548093014022?s=19

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1329085691150536709

the prez is raising the dead only he can make this possible

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

Lmao

Marie Furie
Nov 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1329087255168708608?s=20

bing bong so simple

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


so the black ones

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

i haven't heard this one yet

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

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