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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/bgaKzPJ.mp4

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


Me, trying wings two steps spicier than my usual.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak

Is he trying to blow up an ant colony or something?

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Noticed the dog on the upper right the second time. Glad doggo is okay. :ohdear:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Splode posted:

Is he trying to blow up an ant colony or something?

Gopher hole

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Platystemon posted:

Gopher hole

Taking his Caddyshack cosplay too far.

Varkk
Apr 17, 2004

Splode posted:

Is he trying to blow up an ant colony or something?

Possibly wasps. Around here a common way of eliminating underground wasp nests is to pour some petrol down the hole. Most people usually use too much and add a step of setting it on fire. You are apparently only meant to use a small amount and let the fumes do the work.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Azathoth posted:

[Senator Collins:] Well, there are … regulations governing the materials they can be made of

[Interviewer:] What materials?

[Senator Collins:] Well, Cardboard’s out

Somebody forgot to tell the East Germans.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Varkk posted:

Possibly wasps. Around here a common way of eliminating underground wasp nests is to pour some petrol down the hole. Most people usually use too much and add a step of setting it on fire. You are apparently only meant to use a small amount and let the fumes do the work.

Yeah we were told to toss gas on a wasp's nest as kids to kill em. So we tried it one time by putting some in a styrofoam cup. We didn't make it to the nest with that.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Pretty much any ground living varmints and or insects i guess. From what my father tells me; sometimes gopher tunnel systems shoot out flames on the other exits/entrances.

Do i believe my dad? I don't know. Did those gophers die horrible gopher deaths? Yes.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Push El Burrito posted:

Yeah we were told to toss gas on a wasp's nest as kids to kill em. So we tried it one time by putting some in a styrofoam cup. We didn't make it to the nest with that.

Reminds me of when a chemistry teacher told a story about her husband shaping some styrofoam to use for something and then he spray painted it.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
Note the yellow hose, he's trying to do it with massive amounts of propane/LNG. There's been enough time for it to backfill with oxygen and he was trying to do it by smell. By the time you can smell it from the exit, bad things are going happen from where ever you light it.

He could have just closed the exit holes he knows of and everything would have sorted itself out in a day or so. Or just piped his car exhaust into it.

Luneshot
Mar 10, 2014

Brown Moses posted:

Forensic Architecture just put together a video reconstruction of the Beirut Port Explosion, which demonstrates how you accidentally build a giant bomb in the middle of a major city by ignoring safety regulations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s54_MF2XPk

This is from a few pages back and nothing new, but there's a special level of :stonk: to the 2,750 tons of ammonium nitrate being stored in the same warehouse as 23 tons of fireworks and five rolls of detcord.

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Pretty much any ground living varmints and or insects i guess. From what my father tells me; sometimes gopher tunnel systems shoot out flames on the other exits/entrances.

Do i believe my dad? I don't know. Did those gophers die horrible gopher deaths? Yes.

My dad told me a similar story.
There's a particularly nasty variety of jumping, biting ant where I grew up, and Dad was doing the petrol trick to kill their nest (and lighting it because it's more fun). When flames shot out of the ground across the yard he discovered they'd had a second entrance going. I believed him because otherwise we'd never have found that second entrance.

He swapped to not lighting it after that but in the end they always come back

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I had a truck literally drive past my location with roughly a few million $ of my company's widgets and continue 1000km north before realising and telling us. I mean, you are a B-Double with a completely full second trailer of my stuff specifically...

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Splode posted:

My dad told me a similar story.
There's a particularly nasty variety of jumping, biting ant where I grew up, and Dad was doing the petrol trick to kill their nest (and lighting it because it's more fun). When flames shot out of the ground across the yard he discovered they'd had a second entrance going. I believed him because otherwise we'd never have found that second entrance.

He swapped to not lighting it after that but in the end they always come back

"What the- Fire Ants? NO! How did I get fire ants!?"

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***
I know I'm pages late but i just wanted to say thank you for the educational go through vis a vis skin and hot metal. Best thread.

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009


Perfect!

Sound Mr. Brown
Feb 21, 2005

The love of learning, the sequestered nooks,
And all the sweet serenity of books.

Sagebrush posted:

Paramotors in fact are not regulated by the FAA, except inasmuch as you can't fly them in controlled airspace and so on. Neither you nor the equipment needs any sort of license or certification. Just strap it on and go nuts.

Right, but we fall under FAA... descriptions, I suppose? Not "regulated by," you're right... we're "self-regulating," which is why it's doubly painful to have someone like Dell and others do stupid things and potentially invite more scrutiny of the hobby from the feds.

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

Sagebrush posted:

Paramotors in fact are not regulated by the FAA, except inasmuch as you can't fly them in controlled airspace and so on. Neither you nor the equipment needs any sort of license or certification. Just strap it on and go nuts.

There sure are a lot of morons out there flying them, though, like this guy taking his paramotor up to 15,000 feet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8GlZBKLieo&t=2s

While it's technically legal for him to do that, it's stupid. At 15,000 feet normal airplanes are required to have transponders for ATC tracking and collision avoidance and the pilot is required to use supplemental oxygen. This guy has neither. He's a nearly-stationary object not in radio contact with anyone and carrying no transponder, floating around at an altitude where aircraft speeds are unlimited and no pilot is expecting to find a guy on a parachute just hanging out, while suffering from hypoxia and probably frostbite too. A++

Don't listen to this narc, blot out the sun with your gliders

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Grabbed this from the schadenfreude thread

https://i.imgur.com/upujyxa.mp4

Reminds me of setting up ropes and signs to keep people out of active radiation zones and constantly having to yell at people ducking under the ropes after stopping to read the signs

Blindeye
Sep 22, 2006

I can't believe I kissed you!

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Reminds me of setting up ropes and signs to keep people out of active radiation zones and constantly having to yell at people ducking under the ropes after stopping to read the signs

I have heard stories of guys walking through three posted radiation/contamination postings before being stopped by someone who is not walking through life in a haze of dumb.

Why do they do that???

Edit: there's an old wife's tale about a really old plant I visited that, back in the day, they supposedly hired illiterate people to do housekeeping work with the idea that if they can't read the signs but knew not to cross boundaries they'd be too worried about what the sign might be warning about to ever cross the boundary. Never was able to confirm the story but it stuck with me.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Blindeye posted:

I have heard stories of guys walking through three posted radiation/contamination postings before being stopped by someone who is not walking through life in a haze of dumb.

Why do they do that???

"It says we're supposed to stay out. That means there must be something really cool here. I want to see what it is!"

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
From my experience, 99% of the time it's because they don't want to have to go around the blocked area, so mainly laziness. Probably not helped by the fact that our brains unconsciously go "well I don't SEE any danger, should be fine"

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


everyone finds it hard to take seriously the risks they don't understand. some people understand less than others.

e: also i think people slip up connecting abstract or statistical knowledge to their personal concrete situation. like, they know the information that radiation can kill people, but they don't see how that effects them. they'll be fine! they're always careful! or they know society is racist, but they don't see how their actions contribute to that.

Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Nov 18, 2020

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Everywhere I worked crossing red tape was 0 tolerance fired, and yellow magenta rad tape is 0 tolerance fired out of a cannon.

Yellow tape was technically chaos reigns, if you read the sign and thought it doesn't apply to you go wild :shrug:

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Liberated from Facebook, was a coinflip for the OSHA or Schadenfreude thread - Don't view while eating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndaF_Xj_sVk

Toilet downpipe completely blocked, how to fix?

(Video is unlisted, pls don't share)


Similar but a little more pressure



Gordon Freemanning it up with your crowbar :discourse:

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Blindeye posted:

I have heard stories of guys walking through three posted radiation/contamination postings before being stopped by someone who is not walking through life in a haze of dumb.

Why do they do that???

Edit: there's an old wife's tale about a really old plant I visited that, back in the day, they supposedly hired illiterate people to do housekeeping work with the idea that if they can't read the signs but knew not to cross boundaries they'd be too worried about what the sign might be warning about to ever cross the boundary. Never was able to confirm the story but it stuck with me.

In the states that’s markedly easy, I think 10-13% of the country is classified as “functionally illiterate”. Eg, they will be able to read a sign that says “shop” or “gas” but nothing more complicated.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Drone_Fragger posted:

In the states that’s markedly easy, I think 10-13% of the country is classified as “functionally illiterate”. Eg, they will be able to read a sign that says “shop” or “gas” but nothing more complicated.

Pretty easy to get that way with no child left behind and schools doing creative workarounds to shove kids through the system. I once worked at a grocery store with a guy who stopped paying attention in second grade but his school kept passing him along to the next grade until they eventually got rid of him. The end result was that he could barely read. We'd be out pushing carts and I'd see a funny bumper sticker, laugh, and move on. He would sit there staring at it for several seconds until he finally figured it out. He told some of us that he once stared at a newspaper comic stuck to the break room refrigerator for several minutes until someone told him what it meant. He wasn't stupid or slow or anything, he just never learned how to read. Thinking back, it's kind of impressive that he was able to gain so much knowledge of things he was interested in without being able to look anything up about them.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Similar but a little more pressure



Gordon Freemanning it up with your crowbar :discourse:

Evil dead remake looking lovely

Stingwing
Mar 26, 2010

Thank you Mr President for Making America Great Again! USA #1! I shouldn't have to understand other cultures, I'm a god damn American hero.

Cojawfee posted:

Pretty easy to get that way with no child left behind and schools doing creative workarounds to shove kids through the system. I once worked at a grocery store with a guy who stopped paying attention in second grade but his school kept passing him along to the next grade until they eventually got rid of him. The end result was that he could barely read. We'd be out pushing carts and I'd see a funny bumper sticker, laugh, and move on. He would sit there staring at it for several seconds until he finally figured it out. He told some of us that he once stared at a newspaper comic stuck to the break room refrigerator for several minutes until someone told him what it meant. He wasn't stupid or slow or anything, he just never learned how to read. Thinking back, it's kind of impressive that he was able to gain so much knowledge of things he was interested in without being able to look anything up about them.

This guy got a degree and became a teacher even though he was illiterate.

Source4Leko
Jul 25, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

Cojawfee posted:

Pretty easy to get that way with no child left behind and schools doing creative workarounds to shove kids through the system. I once worked at a grocery store with a guy who stopped paying attention in second grade but his school kept passing him along to the next grade until they eventually got rid of him. The end result was that he could barely read. We'd be out pushing carts and I'd see a funny bumper sticker, laugh, and move on. He would sit there staring at it for several seconds until he finally figured it out. He told some of us that he once stared at a newspaper comic stuck to the break room refrigerator for several minutes until someone told him what it meant. He wasn't stupid or slow or anything, he just never learned how to read. Thinking back, it's kind of impressive that he was able to gain so much knowledge of things he was interested in without being able to look anything up about them.

I've come across this a lot. People who can read an email but cannot read technical instructions to save their lives, sometimes literally.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Cojawfee posted:

Pretty easy to get that way with no child left behind and schools doing creative workarounds to shove kids through the system. I once worked at a grocery store with a guy who stopped paying attention in second grade but his school kept passing him along to the next grade until they eventually got rid of him. The end result was that he could barely read. We'd be out pushing carts and I'd see a funny bumper sticker, laugh, and move on. He would sit there staring at it for several seconds until he finally figured it out. He told some of us that he once stared at a newspaper comic stuck to the break room refrigerator for several minutes until someone told him what it meant. He wasn't stupid or slow or anything, he just never learned how to read. Thinking back, it's kind of impressive that he was able to gain so much knowledge of things he was interested in without being able to look anything up about them.

it's not entirely a question of poor education, there's a lot of people who simply can't process written words. hell some of them are mods

i knew a guy who could build out large air conditioners like a boss, intricate welding and pipe bending, but whenever he got any kind of paperwork he'd have to take it to HR to have someone walk him through it word by word

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Someone once told me that the reason that Imperial measurements are fractional instead of decimal is that it's much easier for illiterate people to work with fractions, even if decimals are more precise. Not sure if it's true, but it sure makes a lot of sense.

Also an interesting reminder regardless, that for nearly all of human history, most everything was built by people who couldn't read or likely even do anything but the most basic of math.

DelphiAegis
Jun 21, 2010

Azathoth posted:

Someone once told me that the reason that Imperial measurements are fractional instead of decimal is that it's much easier for illiterate people to work with fractions, even if decimals are more precise. Not sure if it's true, but it sure makes a lot of sense.

Also an interesting reminder regardless, that for nearly all of human history, most everything was built by people who couldn't read or likely even do anything but the most basic of math.

It's because 12 has factors of 2, 3, 4 and 6. It's much easier to split things in 1/2 and 1/3 etc when your measurement system defines them with many base factors.

Yes, decimal is more precise, but precision on that level didn't exist that much in the open air market stall in 1100 AD or whatever.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Azathoth posted:

Someone once told me that the reason that Imperial measurements are fractional instead of decimal is that it's much easier for illiterate people to work with fractions, even if decimals are more precise. Not sure if it's true, but it sure makes a lot of sense.

Also an interesting reminder regardless, that for nearly all of human history, most everything was built by people who couldn't read or likely even do anything but the most basic of math.

You can get very close (certainly to within whatever tolerance you need for wood or stone working) to any arbitrary fractional measurement with nothing more than a single object of known dimension and a simple set of dividers. Decimal is a hell of a lot easier to work with now, but fractional makes a ton of sense in a pre-industrial, pre-precision-tools world.

emf
Aug 1, 2002



DelphiAegis posted:

It's because 12 has factors of 2, 3, 4 and 6. It's much easier to split things in 1/2 and 1/3 etc when your measurement system defines them with many base factors.

Yes, decimal is more precise, but precision on that level didn't exist that much in the open air market stall in 1100 AD or whatever.

Counterpoint: 1/2 is exactly as precise as 0.5, 1/4 is exactly as precise as 0.25, 1/3 is infinitely more precise than 0.33333333333

The instrument is the limit, not the numbering system, and precision was not the point Azathoth was making, but rather that different parts of your brain are used when thinking and referring to fractional quantities and math operations than with decimal.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


MrYenko posted:

but fractional makes a ton of sense in a pre-industrial, pre-precision-tools world.

So you're saying that when climate change drives us back to the stone age, America will be ahead of the game? Nice

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DelphiAegis
Jun 21, 2010
Yes but if you measure things in 12s, it's much easier to say "you three of you get 4 things each" than it is if you measure by 10s and having to say "you three get three things and a tiny bit more, each" is my point.

This is also the reason behind the sumerian calendar being based heavily in 6, 12 and 60, because it has many factors which make it easier to fractionally divide.

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