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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
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Bruteman
Apr 15, 2003

Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



misdirectomy posted:

Talking to my 82 year old mom about all the news of Trump. She interrupted me and said, “Hoss, the only way I can stomach to watch that pre-death bloated Mango Mussolini on the news is with my resting bitch face applied and a glass of wine at the ready!”
Holy Wisdom poo poo Balls

cursed

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

All my friends kids don't care

What does piss me off is my brother, who is typically a super rational dude, routinely putting up pictures of him and his two very young children just out and about, doing sports, eating out, etc all without masks

Just mentally preparing myself for what I'm gonna say when they inevitably catch covid

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Schnorkles posted:

the federalist papers are really dumb

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

turm will be responsible for half a million dead americans and he only barely lost lmao

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Crusader posted:

turm will be responsible for half a million dead americans and he only barely lost lmao

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
qualification: being a man

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Joementum posted:

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

america has always been a failure, joementum

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

skaboomizzy posted:

shrimp

and white wine

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Joementum posted:

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

hero?

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Good soup! posted:

All my friends kids don't care

What does piss me off is my brother, who is typically a super rational dude, routinely putting up pictures of him and his two very young children just out and about, doing sports, eating out, etc all without masks

Just mentally preparing myself for what I'm gonna say when they inevitably catch covid

Buddy there’s no justice in this universe so be prepared for your bro not catching COVID but actually winning the lottery and not giving you any of it

Trevorrrrrrrrrrrrr
Jul 4, 2008

TMMadman posted:

I'm always curious what it would take for these kinds of people to realize the mask mandates and quarantines are actually good things and if everyone actually took it seriously for a couple of months then we might be able to slow poo poo down.

Like would they act differently if covid was just slightly more infectious/deadly or would it take like a measles like r0 with an ebola like mortality rate?

Higher mortality rate amongst people under 60 specifically. The virus isn’t deadly enough to them and the economic and mental health trade offs. She looks like she’s 30 and in decent health so she’d have around a 99.998% survival rate. Flip that around as a sort of thought experiment , would you press a button that gave you say a thousand dollars if it had a .002% chance to kill you? How many times?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



lol I forgot about the GOP effort to brand any further covid stimulus as simply a bailout for lousy no-good democrat-run states


https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1329195563665985541

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
i lust for death

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Leviathan posted:

Buddy there’s no justice in this universe so be prepared for your bro not catching COVID but actually winning the lottery and not giving you any of it

True this is probably what will happen and it loving infuriates me but also makes me happy because I obviously dont want them to suffer with the lungs of a 65 year old

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

tacodaemon posted:

lol I forgot about the GOP effort to brand any further covid stimulus as simply a bailout for lousy no-good democrat-run states


https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1329195563665985541

whats amazing about this is a simple mask of "this is where covid is reallll bad right now" simply disproves this

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

the milk machine posted:

Jersey mikes owns, numba nine 4 lyfe

no number 13 italian get it mikes way plus pickles thank me later

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

TMMadman posted:

I'm always curious what it would take for these kinds of people to realize the mask mandates and quarantines are actually good things and if everyone actually took it seriously for a couple of months then we might be able to slow poo poo down.

Like would they act differently if covid was just slightly more infectious/deadly or would it take like a measles like r0 with an ebola like mortality rate?

it's all mass media OP, if fox news and other sources these people follow told them to wear masks they would

any way my wife always says we should have nationalized news and any bad info should be litigated or barred from broadcast

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
miss the days of watching adult swim as a dumbass kid and not understanding any of it

Next-Gen
Sep 22, 2004

Ted Nugent is the next generation in Joint Combat soldiers



Buddykins posted:

yeah but still - they shouldnt have to go through this bullshit.

it's a lovely situation but i think we tend to project our worldview and understanding of it on others or kids and it's really hard not to on some level

but really the end result is the world as a whole isn't that important to them, it's you and their family that they care about and you gotta do what it takes to preserve that

if you can do that they're gonna be just fine

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

Buddykins posted:

miss the days of watching adult swim as a dumbass kid and not understanding any of it

my wife saw the [adult swim] logo on hulu and thought it was a porn channel lol

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



:patriot:


https://twitter.com/lawcrimenews/status/1329250542208618498

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Next-Gen posted:

it's a lovely situation but i think we tend to project our worldview and understanding of it on others or kids and it's really hard not to on some level

but really the end result is the world as a whole isn't that important to them, it's you and their family that they care about and you gotta do what it takes to preserve that

yeah you're right man

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
much respect to goons with children rn goddamn i cannot even imagine the stress

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Buddykins posted:

much respect to goons with children rn goddamn i cannot even imagine the stress

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

WarMECH posted:

my wife saw the [adult swim] logo on hulu and thought it was a porn channel lol

Lol

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
gently caress now im hankering for a jersey mikes number thirteen on white make it mikes way plus pickles yes i am a shores reward member let me punch that in thank you

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




they forged a judges signature wtf

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Buddykins posted:

i lust for death

I have great news

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/IsaacDovere/status/1329258198247858177
:thunk:

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Buddykins posted:

i lust for death

thanos??

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

been there, brother.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

19 o'clock posted:

been there, brother.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



sometimes I think the most annoying thing people say on the internet is "read a book sometime" (when someone doesn't know about something) as though you can just pick up any random book and it will contain good factual information about whatever topic they are going on about

titaniumone
Jun 10, 2001

Buddykins posted:

yeah but still - they shouldnt have to go through this bullshit.

none of us should have to go through it yet here we are buddy

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
I thought i had it bad with not getting this job but i don't have to support a family

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Looks like we found the evidence we need to do a re-do

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

titaniumone posted:

none of us should have to go through it yet here we are buddy

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



like something explodes inside my brain when people use that cliché, it makes me incandescently angry

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