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Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

poor freckles thought of fences and died

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Lord Zedd-Repulsa
Jul 21, 2007

Devour a good book.


Does anyone have the version of that with text? I want to save it for whenever I need a laugh.

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Lord Zedd-Repulsa posted:

Does anyone have the version of that with text? I want to save it for whenever I need a laugh.

The one with text is a different gif altogether but here you go...

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Dragonstoned posted:

They need to stop letting Mike in to these kind of events...

Do they think we're gonna fucken forget?!

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe

Has sending unsolicited dick pics ever worked for anybody?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
I only enjoy getting unsolicited dik dik pics

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Violet_Sky posted:

Has sending unsolicited dick pics ever worked for anybody?

I've always wondered that. I would think the success rate is extremely low but the sender gets a thrill sending pics and wondering how shocked the other side is.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
I’ve gotten a surprising amount of schadenfreude from people tweeting pictures of their neighbors’ trucks with Trump decorations pre-election alongside pictures of all that removed post-election

A house on my way to work had been flying an American flag over a Trump/Pence flag. Today I noticed the American flag was no inverted, and my day instantly improved.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Tarkus posted:

I've always wondered that. I would think the success rate is extremely low but the sender gets a thrill sending pics and wondering how shocked the other side is.

I figure that the real gratification for those shitbirds is the shock, horror, anger, etc. of the person they're sending it to and that there's little expectation that it will result in anything positive from the person they're sending it to. Maybe some of them really are engaged in a numbers game like a spam email outfit, but I suspect that it's ... not... for most of them.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

Azhais posted:

I only enjoy getting unsolicited dik dik pics

Thats too bad, cuz this is solicitation so any you get in the future don't count.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS





Land ho ho ho

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Azhais posted:

I only enjoy getting unsolicited dik dik pics

Check your PMs :pervert:

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



droppin a dick pic in this thread look out

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


You'd think he'd be happy with a bitchin' mullet like that.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Azhais posted:

I only enjoy getting unsolicited dik dik pics

E: lousy fuckin image host

SilvergunSuperman fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Nov 19, 2020

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Azhais posted:

I only enjoy getting unsolicited dik dik pics

https://twitter.com/UnsolicitedDiks/status/1322833257134723078

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




but if you follow this account, don't they become solicited?

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
how can you post anything but this video

https://twitter.com/unsoliciteddiks/status/1225867233454362624

just the most pro click on twitter

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Carthag Tuek posted:

but if you follow this account, don't they become solicited?

That's why you retweet it into the timeline of people who don't follow it, duh.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Azathoth posted:

I figure that the real gratification for those shitbirds is the shock, horror, anger, etc. of the person they're sending it to and that there's little expectation that it will result in anything positive from the person they're sending it to. Maybe some of them really are engaged in a numbers game like a spam email outfit, but I suspect that it's ... not... for most of them.

Yup, it’s just the modern equivalent of walking around in nothing but a trench coat and exposing yourself to random people.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/lyft/status/1329240994273923072



:preacher:

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Azathoth posted:

.99999999999.... == 1

COME AT ME BROS!

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I remember reading an argument that the number would infinitely approach 1 but never actually equal it

I know it was a page or so ago but

1 / 3 = 0.333~
0.333~ x 3 = 0.999~
so 0.999~ = 1

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Ak Gara posted:

I know it was a page or so ago but

1 / 3 = 0.333~
0.333~ x 3 = 0.999~
so 0.999~ = 1

Playing devil's advocate here but, that's just an approximation because of the limitations of calculators. In reality .333... approaches 1/3 infinitely closely

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
This is why you just use Fortran and redefine the value of 1

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Playing devil's advocate here but, that's just an approximation because of the limitations of calculators. In reality .333... approaches 1/3 infinitely closely

Yeah in one of those floating point floating baffle calculators like they have in the magic fairy gumdrop forest where the hostile edges of anger math are rounded by the sweet song of cherubic hamsters and the angry spear of infinity is softened like a dreamy math pillow. Ftfy. :jerkbag:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Azhais posted:

This is why you just use Fortran and redefine the value of 1

c'mon it's the most basic maths, everyone knows that 0.1 + 0.2 = 0.30000000000000004

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Memento posted:

c'mon it's the most basic maths, everyone knows that 0.1 + 0.2 = 0.30000000000000004

I know no such thing but I am very pretty so it doesn't matter.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Inceltown posted:

That's why you retweet it into the timeline of people who don't follow it, duh.

right :doh:


lmao that shes filming the driver back

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Carthag Tuek posted:

right :doh:


lmao that shes filming the driver back

It took me a good while to realize she was with the guy and wasn't just a bystander filming the same drunk racist.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

It's one of these massive bastards. Forge World sells the complete unpainted model kit for 1930 bucks.

https://www.forgeworld.co.uk/en-US/Warlord-Titan-Bundle-2019

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Playing devil's advocate here but, that's just an approximation because of the limitations of calculators. In reality .333... approaches 1/3 infinitely closely

code:
  x = 0.9999...
10x = 9.999...
10x = 9 + x
 9x = 9
  x = 1

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://i.imgur.com/EhTFwBZ.mp4

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012





That man is now immune to doctors.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/AjdsXWd.mp4

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

Khizan posted:

code:
  x = 0.9999...
10x = 9.999...
10x = 9 + x
 9x = 9
  x = 1

What if we have three doors, and there is a 0.333... probability of a goat behind each?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

You know what happened here?
he started a detail about math and received divine punishment.

Sic Semper

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://i.imgur.com/t5IDdt7.mp4

Freudian slippers
Jun 23, 2009
US Goon shocked and appalled to find that world is a dirty, unjust place


This is why I come to this thread :getin:

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
Does the one with the dog say something like "Man's best friend"? If so, he's only a friend to one team.

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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


Final Destination poo poo

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