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Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

nice german poo poo shelf

e: I wanted to post an even bigger turd and be like "that's not nate silver, THIS is nate silver" and then I got like one scroll deep into the GIS results for "biggest poop" and lost interest

Ahh, post nut clarity

:69snypa:

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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Inceltown posted:

Ahh, post nut clarity

lmfao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ6N-sb7SVQ

# ? Nov 20, 2020 22:45

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

early covid when this was still seen as Bad and not just Normal

# ? Nov 21, 2020 02:38

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Brody Sluder

# ? Nov 21, 2020 02:43

paul_soccer12: Jan 5, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

when obama circlestrafed an msf hospital for 30 minutes, killing 40 doctors

# ? Nov 21, 2020 04:37

Benagain: Oct 10, 2007; Can you see that I am serious?; Fun Shoe

Harry Reid building the NRA a gun range with federal money, after which they endorsed his opponent.

# ? Nov 21, 2020 04:47

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

Trump pouting for a week because no one cared that he killed al baghdadi

# ? Nov 21, 2020 05:43

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

# ? Nov 21, 2020 07:02

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

Milo and POTUS posted:

Islamofascism

was that the start of them just going balls to the wall words have no meaning

# ? Nov 21, 2020 07:41

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

zegermans posted:

Trump pouting for a week because no one cared that he killed al baghdadi

Trump got really mad when Jussie Smollett walked away from charges just days after the Mueller Report didn't touch him. It was a buzzkiller for him.

# ? Nov 21, 2020 08:01

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Reddit�s quarantine of problematic subreddits is more substantial than actual American �quarantines� against a novel and deadly pathogen.

# ? Nov 21, 2020 08:24

tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

Inceltown posted:

Did Thernovich just buy a suit when he was 16 and figure he'd never grow out of it?

# ? Nov 21, 2020 08:46

Syncopated: Oct 21, 2010

moist turtleneck posted:

early covid when this was still seen as Bad and not just Normal

I share the girl�s confusion at why that old dude is there.

# ? Nov 21, 2020 13:31

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

It looks like Florida. Really it would be weirder if he wasnt there

# ? Nov 21, 2020 14:55

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

I believe that's Lazy Gators or Shady Gators or some other godforsaken thing at Lake of the Ozarks

# ? Nov 21, 2020 16:22

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

Trump is gonna a get presidential library

# ? Nov 21, 2020 17:22

TimWinter: Mar 30, 2015; https://timsthebomb.com

Inceltown posted:

Who are these people and why is Steve from Blues Clues hanging out with them?

# ? Nov 21, 2020 17:39

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

gradenko_2000 posted:

Trump is gonna a get presidential library

All the books will have blank pages.

# ? Nov 21, 2020 18:20

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

Shelves and shelves of Art of the Deal

# ? Nov 21, 2020 18:22

Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

He'll do something like designate a space in Trump Tower or Mar-a-Lago the "Library" so it becomes the burden of the Parks Service or something sheisty like that

# ? Nov 21, 2020 18:32

El_Elegante: Jul 3, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Biscuit Hider

TimWinter posted:

Who are these people and why is Steve from Blues Clues hanging out with them?

the greatest grifters, assembled!

roger stone, the swinger
Laura loomer, able to attach herself to unused surfaces for hours at a time
Dinesh, the Gay

# ? Nov 21, 2020 19:46

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

El_Elegante posted:

the greatest grifters, assembled!

roger stone, the swinger
Laura loomer, able to attach herself to unused surfaces for hours at a time
Dinesh, the Gay

Thernovich - Able to leap from anywhere to racist conclusions

# ? Nov 21, 2020 20:14

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

https://twitter.com/calebwatney/status/1240708928121364482

# ? Nov 21, 2020 23:43

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

every few months Project Pluto will just pop into my head and I'll laugh maniacally

it has to be the most bugfuck crazy idea to come out of Cold War thinking

# ? Nov 22, 2020 00:06

tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

Donald Trump was impeached 11 months ago ahahahahaha lmao

# ? Nov 22, 2020 05:05

sleep with the vicious: Apr 2, 2010

Rugby Giuliani when he was America's Mayor TM

That CNN host who read a poem about beautiful rockets when Trump bombed a Syrian air field with advance warning to them, then said Trump has finally truly become president

# ? Nov 22, 2020 05:31

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Filthy Hans posted:

every few months Project Pluto will just pop into my head and I'll laugh maniacally

it has to be the most bugfuck crazy idea to come out of Cold War thinking

Was that the one about nuking the Moon?

# ? Nov 22, 2020 05:37

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

MonsieurChoc posted:

Was that the one about nuking the Moon?

Nah.

Pluto was a cruise missile that rain air past a nuclear reactor, heating an expanding it to generate thrust. It could have stayed in the air for months while it waited for the signal to nuke the Soviets.

# ? Nov 22, 2020 05:41

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

"And the exhaust, it's... radioactive?"

"Oh, yes. Extremely. Once it's out of nukes we're going to have it fly over population centers just to gently caress with people."

# ? Nov 22, 2020 06:44

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

Filthy Hans posted:

every few months Project Pluto will just pop into my head and I'll laugh maniacally

it has to be the most bugfuck crazy idea to come out of Cold War thinking

what about the chrysler nuclear tank

# ? Nov 22, 2020 07:16

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Flavius Aetass posted:

what about the chrysler nuclear tank

MonsieurChoc posted:

Was that the one about nuking the Moon?

it was a giant nuclear rocket with no real guidance system which would fly hither and yon at low altitude, destroying anything within a sizeable range with a crushing sonic boom and salting the earth with deadly radioactive particles and then exploding a humungous nuclear warhead when it ran out of fuel

the thing with a nuke attack on the moon was about exploding a nuke with a bunch of sodium to make it brighter to scare the poo poo out of everyone, not to actually blow the moon to smithereens

Filthy Hans has issued a correction as of 07:28 on Nov 22, 2020

# ? Nov 22, 2020 07:24

SpaceGoku: Jul 19, 2011

Filthy Hans posted:

it was a giant nuclear rocket with no real guidance system which would fly hither and yon at low altitude, destroying anything within a sizeable range with a crushing sonic boom and salting the earth with deadly radioactive particles and then exploding a humungous nuclear warhead when it ran out of fuel

they also considered just crashing it into the pacific ocean after it its plutonium core stopped producing enough heat to drive the ramjet or if the weapon outlived its utility, but blowing it up was judged more rational

# ? Nov 22, 2020 07:26

Mantis42: Jul 26, 2010

Flavius Aetass posted:

what about the chrysler nuclear tank

this is just what happens when you enable big head mode in world of tanks

# ? Nov 22, 2020 09:44

Tiler Kiwi: Feb 26, 2011

its okay to create that sort of monstrous thing that has no purpose but to murder literally everyone on earth. we dont really want to kill them with it, just terrorize them all into absolute submission, like, a hypothetical space hitler would or some poo poo. that's moral.

# ? Nov 22, 2020 12:20