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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

fridge corn posted:

her manager

hmmm did i sexistly assume the manager was a he because i assume men belong in positions of authority or did i reason that a bad boss would have to be a man?

ive quoted the wrong bit but you get what i mean

NotJustANumber99 fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Nov 21, 2020

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Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

Fabricati diem, pvnc.
Equal opportunities poo poo bosses

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

goatface posted:

Then you should be getting her fired as a valuable learning experience.

This is part of the issue I am having because she keeps asking my advice, which is pretty much along these lines, and then not following it!!!

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
go in to the store and cause a scene. this way she wont have to worry about it

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




NotJustANumber99 posted:

go in to the store and cause a scene. this way she wont have to worry about it

this is a great idea with no consequences for corns relationship and his wifes job

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
She already stopped him buying a PS5, they're clearly on the rocks anyway.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Lol no wonder she's changed her mind on the ps5 now she's realised she's stuck at home for a week with bugger all to do

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004
Steal a ps5 from morrisons

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

As if any brick and mortar shops will have any in stock, the mangers will put them in a cupboard and then put them through the tills at normal price, then sell them on fleabay

This is what happens with trendy trainers at JD sports the time

UncleBlazer
Jan 27, 2011

Jose posted:

If and when you decide to play it again I recommend using chalice dungeon codes to get different weapons as soon as possible it's a lot of fun playing from the start with some. Rakuyo you get right at the end of the dlc so unless you want to do new game+ you barely get to use it unless you go in hard on the chalice dungeons. My last game I was some huge level like 140 because arcane starts scaling better after 40 points I think

Hunter tools do, some get better scaling after 60. Black sky eye at 99 arcane felt like cheating with the occasional executioners gloves for homing in.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Thinkin bout thos bugsnax

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Depressed and up for making some bad choices

LizzieBorden
Dec 6, 2009

She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat

My Tesco delivery slot is actually for next week, not this week. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
how much disappointment does it take to ruin a day? and does it carry over?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

LizzieBorden posted:

My Tesco delivery slot is actually for next week, not this week. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

I book most of my orders at about 2am. Slots appear in the midnight hours.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Depressed and up for making some bad choices

this is worryingly out of character

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener
I finally finished Divinity original sin :toot:

A few beers & smokes later, the void dragon is dead :)

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004

kecske posted:

this is worryingly out of character

lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Btw corn learn to dodge cos the dlc final boss is easily the hardest lol. Also dodging through enemies is almost always safer than dodging away

Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy
Half four and I've had no sleep at all for the second time this week, and it's not as though the sleep I have got has been particularly restful (thanks nightmares!). Which is why I'm whiling away the hours here, on the second least-savoury website I frequent.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Some kind of desserts website?

Sonderval
Sep 10, 2011
So ... yeah thanks Apple.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




did you ever find out what pegging is?

Sonderval
Sep 10, 2011
Thanks to this thread I have all the pegging knowledge I’ll ever need ... slightly worried that Apple seem to think I need to know more.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Don't deny your feelings.

Sonderval
Sep 10, 2011
I don’t feel ready for advanced pegging knowledge ... surely I have to pass a test first?

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




i never knew steely dan was named after a dildo

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Pegging was mentioned on Gogglebox apparently, hence its current trending.

Hope you bought the harness and stuff Jose cos it'll be sold out this Christmas😥

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Things we still dont know about pegging:

Jose's first hand experience of it

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



i hear it was a first hands free experience

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the canon of the joseverse

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




im excited to remain cautious over christmas

quote:

But they have emphasised that the public will be advised to "remain cautious", and that "wherever possible people should avoid travelling and minimise social contact".

Three households could be allowed to meet up "over a number of days, maybe five days", according to the BBC's deputy political editor Vicki Young.

im not sure if we're still staying alert or what traffic light colour we're on.

hemale in pain fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Nov 22, 2020

Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010
Reading the reddit relationships thread, I suddenly realised I no longer have any clue whether posts are fake or not. Post-leave vote events have left me able to believe in any degree of selfishness, tone deafness and stupidity with no difficulty at all. Oh, you felt your waiter was insufficiently deferential so you demanded a free meal, a lifetime 50% discount, that the waiter be fired, that the waiter's children be expelled from school and later arranged for him to be the victim of a drive by shooting? Yeah, I'll buy that. Don't understand why your POC girlfriend objects to your nazi tattoos and the late night BNP meetings at your shared flat? Doesn't sound that unlikely.

I'm on the verge of only being able to buy those amazon self published books subtitled 'A Novel' just so I know it's not real.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
all the posts in this thread are real dont worry about that

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

hemale in pain posted:

im excited to remain cautious over christmas

im not sure if we're still staying alert or what traffic light colour we're on.

look its very simple, on a scale of 1 to 5 with clearly delineated steps we are at 3.7

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


NotJustANumber99 posted:

all the posts in this thread are real dont worry about that



Or are they? :iiam:

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice

Sonderval posted:

So ... yeah thanks Apple.



Good plan of getting it done and dusted before strictly comes on.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Especially the ones about being Groot and moist.

Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010

NotJustANumber99 posted:

all the posts in this thread are real dont worry about that

Doubtful. No one's even posted all the sick burns they dish out to people wearing masks at Asda yet.

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Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Pretty clear we're going to take the, uh, necessary steps, that is to follow the science, no spreading the virus, no breaking the rules and no defeating the virus, in a very good position now to give the, uh, knock out punch with the vaccine we have a very formidable one two blow, uh, let our hair down in the Christmas period while following the rules and staying vigilant, thank you

*hunches Churchillianly*

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