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I disappeared from these forums for almost a decade. I knew I was right to come back when I saw this thread and realized I wasn’t the only one transfixed by the clown show that is GarfieldEats. None of my irl friends have ever understood or wanted to hear about it.
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deedee megadoodoo posted:He's also a failed businessman so maybe he should run for president of the USA? I was just about to reply that those posts were in a voice similar to Trump's!
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RIP Garf. https://twitter.com/GovPenceIN/status/527844963263217664
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Pastry of the Year posted:quick reminder about what this macaroon was saying about COVID-19 back in March 
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Lt. Cock posted:I disappeared from these forums for almost a decade. I knew I was right to come back when I saw this thread and realized I wasn’t the only one transfixed by the clown show that is GarfieldEats. None of my irl friends have ever understood or wanted to hear about it. We'll always be here for you
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i like clown show
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Nov 18, 2020 23:43
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I like that the Big Cow Lasagna can be thrown in the oven. Can't wait to gronk spike the thing on the open oven door after it's preheated
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I feel bad that he seems to be sharing all those posts making fun of him thinking they are sincere, but then lol that he’s liquidating all the excess diarrhea coffee cups as Garfield “party cups” and selling frozen lasagnas for $16 + $15 shipping.
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Nov 19, 2020 00:43
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$31 for a lasag'? I can't afford not to eat!
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:He should've opened a Cathy restaurant CathyACKs
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Remember Big Agna
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Nov 19, 2020 02:11
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I’m sure this is just a coincidence a week or so after garfieldeats closes. Nothing to worry about. https://twitter.com/dailymail/status/1330087309040082944?s=21
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EL BROMANCE posted:I’m sure this is just a coincidence a week or so after garfieldeats closes. Nothing to worry about. Can you tell us the secret? Edit: Also, is it about time to goldmine this thread? I don't want it to be lost but I doubt we'll get much more out of it from here. Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Nov 23, 2020 |
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Nov 23, 2020 05:01
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EL BROMANCE posted:I’m sure this is just a coincidence a week or so after garfieldeats closes. Nothing to worry about. Top tier post/av combo.
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Nov 23, 2020 07:40
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 The copycats are already springing up
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Nov 23, 2020 08:54
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Frank Frank posted:Can you tell us the secret? You kidding? Nathan is starting up scoobyeats, that'll be at least another year or two if entertainment. That's to say nothing of course of the entertainment Nathan himself provides
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Nov 23, 2020 09:37
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Frank Frank posted:Can you tell us the secret? What’s the point if people are still posting ITT and having fun
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Nov 23, 2020 15:54
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Pastry of the Year posted:The dude sold orange coffee This really under sells the horror that is the Orange Garfaccino. The orange wasn't like, orange flavoring. It was a ball of orange peel in the bottom of the cup. So you had what was for the majority of the drink, a subpar cappuccino that tastes like an orange may have once been in the vicinity. Then at the end you get a whole mass of orange peel just suddenly dropping into your mouth.
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Nov 23, 2020 15:58
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more like shittaccino edit: DAMMIT
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Nov 23, 2020 16:04
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For real Nathen ain’t done yet. They’re still tailoring his custom Scooby suit.
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Big Cow Lasagna.
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yikes! posted:What’s the point if people are still posting ITT and having fun I just didn't want the thread to get lost. It's a treasure. Also lmao at autographed battered frozen lasagnas.
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Hot drat, signed by a failed restaurateur? What appears to be somewhere between 1 and 2 entire servings all for ONLY $30+ my god I can't order this fast enough lol seriously how the hell does this absolute nobody expect that people want his autograph of all things?
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Yeah, unless Nathen has giant handwriting, that's a bitch-rear end lasagna.
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Nov 23, 2020 17:21
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Don’t you dare close this thread
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So how long does he have to be on the investor visa before he can be a permanent resident / apply for naturalization?
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Groda posted:So how long does he have to be on the investor visa before he can be a permanent resident / apply for naturalization? You can normally apply for PR after a year of working. You qualify for citizenship after living 3 years in Canada with PR over a five year period.
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Big Beef City posted:Hot drat, signed by a failed restaurateur? I'm sorry I think you'll find he's actually an extremely entergaging youprenteur who pushes the paradigm of brand generation and marketing with his young hip and fresh tactics of being batshit insane and also connects with the kids these days because he's so young and has a vision of spending his dad's money, and if our "democracy" is anything to judge by (the US that is) Mazri is a future PM of Canada. Thank you I will take no questions.
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*raises sword up and faces the crowd* Are you not entergaged?!?
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How much did Nathen pay that guy tho write that and take a picture. The Lasagna was free, but how many dollars?
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whydirt posted:*raises sword up and faces the crowd* Emperor Garfieldicus, from the royal box, out stretches his arm and slowly.... Gives a paw....DOWN
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Even pretending that signature had any value (beyond comedic)... he signed the shrink wrap. Why not sign a little "thank you" packaging insert card?
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Groda posted:So how long does he have to be on the investor visa before he can be a permanent resident / apply for naturalization? he's a citizen he was born here
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Every time someone thinks that this saga might have run out of gas, something happens like Nathen autographing a shrink-wrapped mail-order Big Cow Lasagna. He autographed a lasagna. I cannot get over this.
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are we even sure it's lasagna in there, and not very, very cold sand
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You guys think the guy that got the autographed lasagna actually opened it and ate it like some sort of idiot?
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its me im the genius small business owner who thinks writing on a wet plastic wrap with a sharpie is good and will survive shipping
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Pastry of the Year posted:Every time someone thinks that this saga might have run out of gas, something happens like Nathen autographing a shrink-wrapped mail-order Big Cow Lasagna. A beat to poo poo lasagna no less. Looks like it was hurled off the back of a truck at someone’s front door.
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Frank Frank posted:A beat to poo poo lasagna no less. Looks like it was hurled off the back of a truck at someone’s front door. Porch pirates threw it back.
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