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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The last pizza is in captivity

The galaxy is at peace

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Two more of those and you have yourself a pieforce.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


NIST uses an anoxic mixture of argon and helium to preserve the Reference Slice.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

The Slice of the Illuminati

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

:worship: :worship: 🍕 :worship: :worship:

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Not even a good looking slice.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The General posted:

Not even a good looking slice.

:golf:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

The General posted:

Not even a good looking slice.

chose a totino's-rear end lookin slice to immortalize, why would you even bother?

MissKeewi
May 19, 2013

Kid food can get pretty weird:

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



You'd be very stupid to make a good-looking slice inedible.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

JacquelineDempsey posted:

About a month ago, when Jeff signed the papers and we did a lot of overhaul in mods/IKs. Thanks, it's my pleasure to serve!

You gotta get outta the kitchen sometime, god. =p
I hate but am enraptured by that loving pizza slice.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

uber_stoat posted:

chose a totino's-rear end lookin slice to immortalize, why would you even bother?

If the genesis of this is what I think it is, then the same person preserved a lovely hot dog in resin too

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

My pie crust is raising a lot of questions already answered by my pie crust

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO



e;

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Flipperwaldt posted:

You'd be very stupid to make a good-looking slice inedible.

If it's food coloring it should be fine, if it's melted crayons, it's at best non-toxic.

I can believe kids would love it because they've been conditioned to associate colorful things with being good and have no frame of reference for what real food looks like. I remember when I was a kid and watched Hook, I didn't really know what half the foods were on the table, but the weird strange brightly colored pies grabbed my attention, whereas now as an adult, I distrust strange goo that I don't know the composition of, and my attention is drawn to things like the turkey leg, and I see the appeal of the empty plates with cool steam effects like there's some kind of invisible food. Even the foods the kids are miming make me kinda hungry now that I can guess what they're eating.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPCzjHPS--U

And I definitely don't wanna eat the giant block of cheese with the fat kid's face molded into it, but that's probably a fake prop anyways.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



SlothfulCobra posted:

If it's food coloring it should be fine, if it's melted crayons, it's at best non-toxic.
You'd be very stupid to make a good-looking slice of pizza inedible by encasing it in resin. You encase the poo poo looking slice because you should eat the good-looking one.

I hope that that provides the context you were missing and I'm sorry about your time typing that out.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

This has to be a prank pie

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn
You're supposed to stack up all the slices into a towering pizzacake, so you get some of each ingredient in every bite.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

The Bloop posted:

This has to be a prank pie

That’s just japanpizza.gif right?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
The curvature of that corn strongly suggests the continued presence of cob

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

The Bloop posted:

The curvature of that corn strongly suggests the continued presence of cob

Flipperwaldt posted:

You'd be very stupid to make a good-looking slice inedible.

ymmv on whether the corn pizza is a “good looking slice”.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


I'd make the prawn slice and the chili slice into a sandwich and then eat it gleefully.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007



Dog barf special, looks like. The captions reads "Test". Uhh no, I would not "test" that.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Loose corncob

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:



Dog barf special, looks like. The captions reads "Test". Uhh no, I would not "test" that.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:



Dog barf special, looks like. The captions reads "Test". Uhh no, I would not "test" that.

whats in it lol

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



It's a brave new world when Scandinavian food has jalapeños on it

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Pease pudding pizza

Poopelyse
Jan 22, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

whats in it lol

looks like one of those mini frozen pizzas topped with guacamole and jalepenos

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Poopelyse posted:

looks like one of those mini frozen pizzas topped with guacamole and jalepenos

I’ll allow it lol

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
honestly exactly the kind of thing I would do while drunk. those little individual serving guacamoles are great for applying to inappropriate foods

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Wtf is an individual serving guacamole

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Butterfly Valley posted:

Wtf is an individual serving guacamole

avocado and preservatives in too much plastic

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

avocado and preservatives in too much plastic

pretty much. they aren't bad with chips and last weeks. gently caress if i'm going to the grocery store often enough for good avocados during the pandemic

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Butterfly Valley posted:

Wtf is an individual serving guacamole

A waiter or waitress?

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:



Dog barf special, looks like. The captions reads "Test". Uhh no, I would not "test" that.

This looks like either a microwaveable or frozen pizza topped with split pea soup topped with jalapenos.

The weird shape of the pizza makes me think it's atria microwaveable pizza but not certain



All in all, bad.

The pizza is poo poo tier, pea soup is... actually would be good on its own, pea soup loving owns. Jalapenos are you know what they are.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

I was thinking it could be lentils, but there appears to be ham.

In fact it appears to be a can of Campbell's chunky split pea and ham soup, one of my favorite pre-prepared soups.
I usually don't use that form factor to eat it, and that's the consistency it has cold from the can though.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:



Dog barf special, looks like. The captions reads "Test". Uhh no, I would not "test" that.

Perkel-izza

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organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

Elviscat posted:

I was thinking it could be lentils, but there appears to be ham.

In fact it appears to be a can of Campbell's chunky split pea and ham soup, one of my favorite pre-prepared soups.
I usually don't use that form factor to eat it, and that's the consistency it has cold from the can though.

Yeah pea soup usually has ham or some sort of fatty pork.

It's most likely this though

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