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TMMadman posted:His mother was a mudder? ...what did I just say!?
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# ? Nov 19, 2020 02:53 |
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Vietnamwees posted:...what did I just say!? Hey, I agree with him. Nobody likes a kid with a pony.
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# ? Nov 19, 2020 03:31 |
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My mother's a matron!
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# ? Nov 19, 2020 06:50 |
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WSAENOTSOCK posted:I knew a horse named Rusty once. No offence. POTATO SALAD!
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# ? Nov 19, 2020 16:14 |
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MightyJoe36 posted:POTATO SALAD! Pace yourself. You're gonna have to do this all day for very little money.
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# ? Nov 19, 2020 16:53 |
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potee's gonna be a cable boy, a cable boy, a cable boy
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# ? Nov 24, 2020 03:51 |
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Who's this... Mayo Joe?!
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# ? Nov 24, 2020 20:43 |
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Sounds made up!
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# ? Nov 24, 2020 23:11 |
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I've been lying to you for three days and now you're all screwing me!
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# ? Nov 24, 2020 23:13 |
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potee posted:I've been lying to you for three days and now you're all screwing me! potee, just remember: it's not a lie if you believe it.
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# ? Nov 24, 2020 23:20 |
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Man, you can really talk some trash... But I guess thats better than eating it
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# ? Nov 24, 2020 23:51 |
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You got me in the galapagos swimming with the turtles!
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 00:33 |
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Gyshall posted:You got me in the galapagos swimming with the turtles! He just sunk like a stone, didn't he?
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 00:49 |
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TMMadman posted:He just sunk like a stone, didn't he? I don't know! But I woke up in the Hudson river in a SACK!
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 02:08 |
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Look at the poster for Sack Lunch! Don't you want to know how they got in there?
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:00 |
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I saw Jane topless!
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:10 |
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Gyshall posted:I saw Jane topless! If it’ll make you feel better you can see me naked!
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:29 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:If it’ll make you feel better you can see me naked! That doesn't punish me. It punishes Gyshall! And cruelly, I might add.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:32 |
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TMMadman posted:That doesn't punish me. It punishes Gyshall! And cruelly, I might add. Good. Revenge is very good.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 04:06 |
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I don’t think you can return an item for spite.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 04:08 |
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potee posted:Good. Revenge is very good. Smugness is not a good quality.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 11:54 |
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Gyshall posted:I saw Jane topless! Those are my everyday balloons.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 14:55 |
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Unkempt posted:Those are my everyday balloons. They're real, and they're spectacular. potee fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Nov 25, 2020 |
# ? Nov 25, 2020 16:01 |
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You guys are not gonna believe this. I just got a letter from a friend of mine in Chicago who's shopping, and she said she saw a mannequin that looked just like me. What if there's more? Where are they coming from?
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 16:41 |
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You read The Guide?
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 17:54 |
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It's preposterous! They ask someone to take off a baseball cap at a baseball game. How can you defend that? I've always agreed with Jerry here. It's totally preposterous, even if they were sitting on the owners box.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 01:57 |
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TMMadman posted:It's preposterous! They ask someone to take off a baseball cap at a baseball game. How can you defend that?
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 22:31 |
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TMMadman posted:I've always agreed with Jerry here. It's totally preposterous, even if they were sitting on the owners box. You know we're living in a society
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 23:00 |
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I think the ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together. How can I prove it? Dammit. I can't.
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 00:02 |
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Sash! posted:You know we're living in a society "I didn't sleep with her!" "Because of society, right?"
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 00:07 |
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JethroMcB posted:"I didn't sleep with her!" He wasn't master of his domain.
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 05:49 |
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TMMadman posted:He wasn't master of his domain. You don't have to worry about me. I won a contest.
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 06:00 |
potee posted:They're real, and they're spectacular.
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# ? Nov 27, 2020 21:42 |
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Woah, that's a lot of potatoes!
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# ? Nov 28, 2020 18:12 |
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Half man half pig.
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# ? Nov 29, 2020 17:56 |
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SirPablo posted:Half man half pig. No, he's not. He's just a fat little mental patient.
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# ? Nov 29, 2020 18:16 |
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TMMadman posted:No, he's not. He's just a fat little mental patient. He looks like a frog.
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# ? Nov 30, 2020 14:34 |
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potee posted:He looks like a frog. Here's your pizza pea brains.
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# ? Nov 30, 2020 16:17 |
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Now I remember why we quit coming here.
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# ? Nov 30, 2020 16:37 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 16:01 |
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MightyJoe36 posted:Now I remember why we quit coming here. If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.
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# ? Nov 30, 2020 17:10 |