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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

People often forget the original soyface.

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Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

bike tory posted:

Actually you know what, gently caress you Americans. I'm not waiting until late at night this time. It's already Wednesday in the best timezone



Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo


Azhais has a new favorite as of 12:54 on Nov 25, 2020

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Bismuth posted:

It doesnt feel like it :smith:

Being a sperm is a lot like being a Vietnam war veteran. Nobody tells you what you're signing up for, you spend nine months somewhere hot and wet, all your friends die, and you come out of it crying and helpless.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Daktar posted:

Being a sperm is a lot like being a Vietnam war veteran. Nobody tells you what you're signing up for, you spend nine months somewhere hot and wet, all your friends die, and you come out of it crying and helpless.

Don't forget the liquid diet and lack of teeth

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Or worse, shits, which is quiet so you won't hear them doing it.

SubNat
Nov 27, 2008


Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

c'est mercredi les mecs

edit:

Empty Sandwich has a new favorite as of 14:43 on Nov 25, 2020

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Zereth posted:

Or worse, shits, which is quiet so you won't hear them doing it.

If your cat's fresh shits couldn't wake you out of a dead-rear end Ambien coma, I'm envious as Hell.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Who did that awesome wednesday meme video megamix?

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Is there like, a reason that cat shits are the rankest shits known to man? Why is there so much hell packed in their little bodies?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Empty Sandwich posted:

c'est mercredi les mecs

edit:



Marde

e,c:

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

Bismuth posted:

Is there like, a reason that cat shits are the rankest shits known to man? Why is there so much hell packed in their little bodies?

i knew a guy who only ate meat and his poops smelled like cat poops so that may be an idea

Superterranean
May 3, 2005

after we lit this one, nothing was ever the same

Bismuth posted:

Is there like, a reason that cat shits are the rankest shits known to man? Why is there so much hell packed in their little bodies?

they're obligate carnivores with very short guts. Our (and dogs') omnivore guts are long enough to have the gut microorganisms to digest plants, which leads to our poop smelling poopy. cat poop smells like rotting meat because...it is

e: :hfive: stillfullyterrible gets it

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


Relevant and yes this is a real thing that actually loving exists:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3qGGk5ymQ4

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Snake poop is worse

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
drat cats are nasty...love em though

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Snake poop is worse

Idk when ive cleaned ball tanks it doesnt seem as bad as cat to me, id rather clean snake plops than a litter box

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Memento posted:

Well, not really. A whole bunch of other cum got to the egg first and wore away at the outer layer until finally one of them got in. You're like top quartile though, for sure.

So the egg is an MMO raid boss and I'm the guy who got the last hit.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

StillFullyTerrible posted:

i knew a guy who only ate meat and his poops smelled like cat poops so that may be an idea
How is Jordan doing these days?

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Memento posted:

Well, not really. A whole bunch of other cum got to the egg first and wore away at the outer layer until finally one of them got in. You're like top quartile though, for sure.

You are the cum that profited off the work of others and thinks they did it all by themselves. You are capitalist boomer cum.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

mind the walrus posted:

Relevant and yes this is a real thing that actually loving exists:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3qGGk5ymQ4

Holy poo poo, the Wikipedia page for that movie is beyond loving bonkers. I had no idea this exists.

wtf the director played the creepy rear end twins in the Forbidden Zone :psyduck:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Bismuth posted:

Is there like, a reason that cat shits are the rankest shits known to man? Why is there so much hell packed in their little bodies?

Cat poo poo has nothing on our dogs poo poo

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

GD_American posted:

Holy poo poo, the Wikipedia page for that movie is beyond loving bonkers. I had no idea this exists.

wtf the director played the creepy rear end twins in the Forbidden Zone :psyduck:

I didn't click it bc I assumed it'd be Dorf on Golf, but I'll be dammed.

meanwhile, here's that thing I said:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9NaRFbpY1SI

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
The stuff that goes in the mouth goes out the butt

So if you give your pets stuff in the mouth that smells extra bad as poop, it will smell extra bad

SubNat
Nov 27, 2008

Humphreys posted:

Who did that awesome wednesday meme video megamix?

Sorry, I dunno what you're referring to. The creator who's made a ton of the original ones does have one, though. Is that what you were thinking of?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-RbOVJNtBs

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


90s Cringe Rock posted:

How is Jordan doing these days?

Funny you should ask, guess what hit the internet today: https://www.jordanbpeterson.com/beyond-order-12-more-rules-for-life/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PESYQ6TGwhQ

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Oh god no the thing that I was trying to get on/in another person is on me, which is bad

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Imagine a meme here about how Madonna is dead.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Carbon dioxide posted:

Imagine a meme here about how Madonna is dead.

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Carbon dioxide posted:

Imagine a meme here about how Madonna is dead.

Oh no! Pele is dead?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Der Kyhe posted:

Oh no! Pele is dead?

At least it would be the right sport

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Snake poop is worse

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

He should have done the hand of god on god and become god, but I guess all the years of cocaine abuse made him slow.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Way too naive in its view of scientists.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
See also: cow and horse poop.

They're still poop so it's not pleasant, but there's nothing outwardly offensive about it. It's an almost neutral poo.

Carnivore poo poo, though, good god. I don't know how people keep cats in their homes. That is eye-burning concentrated evil.

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DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

You clean the litter box.

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