Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

silentsnack posted:

:thunk: would it surprise anyone if some alex jones-adjacent grifter started a brand of """tactical""" codpieces? by which I mean actually make and sell them to larpchuds and/or steal the preorder money and run, rather than a purely fictitious satire webpage to intentionally ridicule the male tendency to use violence/aggression to cover up their insecurities.

Make them oversized and cover the inside in spines.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Cpt_Obvious posted:

Make them oversized and cover the inside in spines.

you dont actually put your dick inside a codpiece, they're stuffed

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Phi230 posted:

you dont actually put your dick inside a codpiece, they're stuffed

...stuffed with dick.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

silentsnack posted:

:thunk: would it surprise anyone if some alex jones-adjacent grifter started a brand of """tactical""" codpieces? by which I mean actually make and sell them to larpchuds and/or steal the preorder money and run, rather than a purely fictitious satire webpage to intentionally ridicule the male tendency to use violence/aggression to cover up their insecurities.

https://www.armorednutshellz.com/

only thing missing is one with the punisher logo on it

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Not for nothing but if you ever go to a protest and cops start shooting they'll try to shoot you in the dick so a cup is a really worthwhile investment.

Couple thick sweaters aren't a bad idea either as long as you can stand the heat.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Southpaugh posted:

Nah the armour thing is incredibly low hanging fruit, to make a storm in a teacup about nothing. The armour has boob space in the plating. Its not egregious, its not sexualised, but it is feminine. It follows the character designs for the characters from clone wars and I'm sure they've all had millions of action figures of that design etc etc. It's an exercise in driving engagement having a go at the current popular TV show. Tedious stuff.

from pages ago but lool

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016
didnt know where else to put this but hachi machi
https://twitter.com/samueljrob/status/1331005392655175687?s=21
I’ve heard of “the moon landing was fake” but never “the atomic bomb was fake”

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006


I love how every clarification he provides is 1000 times worse and more racist than the original statements that he believes are mischaracterizations of his actual positions. Imagine getting a bad grade from that guy and then reading that. All his past students should get retroactive As.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

aware of dog posted:

didnt know where else to put this but hachi machi
https://twitter.com/samueljrob/status/1331005392655175687?s=21
I’ve heard of “the moon landing was fake” but never “the atomic bomb was fake”

I never thought I’d see the day where a literal astrophysicist called the moon landing fake

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Why is a character named Stormfront Jewish? Is this show even sicker than I thought?

she's only played by a Jewish person, the character is not. she's called Stormfront because she is a Nazi.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

aware of dog posted:

didnt know where else to put this but hachi machi
https://twitter.com/samueljrob/status/1331005392655175687?s=21
I’ve heard of “the moon landing was fake” but never “the atomic bomb was fake”

Physics prof doesn't think that atom bombs are real?

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


aware of dog posted:

didnt know where else to put this but hachi machi
https://twitter.com/samueljrob/status/1331005392655175687?s=21
I’ve heard of “the moon landing was fake” but never “the atomic bomb was fake”

Some good stuff if you go to his website. lmao

http://www.quantumthom.com/quantumdiaries.html

quote:

But I believe that is wrong. I believe that the Big Bang is still happening. New matter and new energy are constantly entering into the universe, but it is only noticeable when you zoom out to the celestial scale of space and time. At the human scale of the table-top laboratory, the conservation of matter and energy is a tried-and-true principle and deviations from it are so minute that they are imperceptable. It's only when you look across a celestial scale -- at objects and systems that are the size of planets or larger, and study their evolution over billions of years -- that the law of conservation of matter and energy can be seen to be violated.

quote:

Black Holes and Dark Matter are Fake Science.

Each galaxy is a separate big bang. At the core of each galaxy is not a super massive black hole into which matter and energy disappear, but rather a fountain -- a world-engine -- a quantum-gravity geiser fueled by Hubble expansion, from which new matter, new stars and planets, come flying out. (Think of the spinning sprinkler that you use to water your lawn: an emerging spiral pattern is formed although each drop of water moves out in a straight line once it leaves the sprinkler and does not orbit). After emerging from the core at the center of a galaxy, most new born solar systems go flying out into space on free escape trajectory, although some that emerge slowly can become bound to the galactic core. Our solar system emerged from the core of the Milky Way galaxy about 4.5 billion years ago, and has been flying outwards from the center at a speed of a few kilometers per second ever since. It may be that world-engines can go extinct. Some older galactic cores, such as those of our Milky Way and nearby Andromeda, seem to be relatively dormant compared to younger distant galaxies which have active cores that release copious amounts of radiation and matter, known as `active galactic nuclei.'

This stuff feels too on the nose though. Like this dude got tired of his job and wanted to blow it up in a spectacular way.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

aware of dog posted:

didnt know where else to put this but hachi machi
https://twitter.com/samueljrob/status/1331005392655175687?s=21
I’ve heard of “the moon landing was fake” but never “the atomic bomb was fake”

Yeah the atom bomb was a Masonic plot, keep your conspiracies straight

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/KnowN0thing1/status/1330562729762037760

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

There are “jets” that shoot out of black holes called Hawking Radiation but m’mans here is on some other poo poo called being loving nuts.

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

There are “jets” that shoot out of black holes called Hawking Radiation but m’mans here is on some other poo poo called being loving nuts.

This is a simple misconception. Hawking Radiation and the astrophysical jets seen emanating from around black holes have little to do with each other.

https://medium.com/starts-with-a-bang/ask-ethan-how-do-hawking-radiation-and-relativistic-jets-escape-from-a-black-hole-b7a4ef7d9bdf

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Goon Boots posted:

This is a simple misconception. Hawking Radiation and the astrophysical jets seen emanating from around black holes have little to do with each other.

https://medium.com/starts-with-a-bang/ask-ethan-how-do-hawking-radiation-and-relativistic-jets-escape-from-a-black-hole-b7a4ef7d9bdf

Thanks Goon Boots this is awesome.

Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008


aware of dog posted:

didnt know where else to put this but hachi machi
https://twitter.com/samueljrob/status/1331005392655175687?s=21
I’ve heard of “the moon landing was fake” but never “the atomic bomb was fake”

If Big Rapids were completely bulldozed very little of value would be lost.

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

from pages ago but lool

Tedious stuff lmao

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Goon Boots posted:

Some good stuff if you go to his website. lmao

http://www.quantumthom.com/quantumdiaries.html



This stuff feels too on the nose though. Like this dude got tired of his job and wanted to blow it up in a spectacular way.

hey, hey

don't throw your parallel universe's garbage into our own :mad:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
One of the Dutch fascist parties seems to be melting down after it turns out the youth wing of the fascist party is full of fascists:
https://twitter.com/GordonDarroch/status/1331279796110843905

https://twitter.com/SLdeLange/status/1331224207469010944

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Fash stabbing each other in the back over who gets to be fuhrer? Never heard of such a thing.

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016
Jordan Peterson wrote a new book, called “Beyond Order: 12 More Rules for Life,” which is probably the most :effort: title he could’ve come up with

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

aware of dog posted:

Jordan Peterson wrote a new book, called “Beyond Order: 12 More Rules for Life,” which is probably the most :effort: title he could’ve come up with

Beyond Order: Prelude to a Philosophy of a Clean Bedroom

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Beyond Order: Prelude to a Philosophy of a Clean Bedroom

LOBSTERS

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/SeaGlass1221/status/1143955132339695618?s=19

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



aware of dog posted:

Jordan Peterson wrote a new book, called “Beyond Order: 12 More Rules for Life,” which is probably the most :effort: title he could’ve come up with

Not sure taking life advice from a benzo addict that spent the last year in and out of a coma turning his already fragile brain into liquid with untested drugs in Russia and Serbia is a wise decision.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Quote-Unquote posted:

Not sure taking life advice from a benzo addict that spent the last year in and out of a coma turning his already fragile brain into liquid with untested drugs in Russia and Serbia is a wise decision.

did you already read it? that's like rules 1-5 right there.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
to be fair it’s probably his daughter who wrote it and she did effectively turn him into a puppet

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I’m not sure what your point is but okay

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

CharlestheHammer posted:

I’m not sure what your point is but okay

your avatar is perfect because all of your posts sound like ben shapiro is saying them

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

scary ghost dog posted:

your avatar is perfect because all of your posts sound like ben shapiro is saying them

Ben Shapiro doesn’t like Jorps daughter? weirdly specific but okay whatever floats your boat

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

CharlestheHammer posted:

Ben Shapiro doesn’t like Jorps daughter? weirdly specific but okay whatever floats your boat

its more about your phrasing and word choice than the content or subjects of your posts.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

scary ghost dog posted:

its more about your phrasing and word choice than the content or subjects of your posts.

oh I will try to pick better in the future then

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

CharlestheHammer posted:

oh I will try to pick better in the future then

ganbare

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

It's the Kuleshov effect, honestly. CharlesTheHammer, if you could have any avatar for yourself, what would you choose? You should get away from small Ben before a metamorphosis begins.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

scary ghost dog posted:

its more about your phrasing and word choice than the content or subjects of your posts.

It's both.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

TBF it's also a positive feedback loop.

Having Ben Shapiro next to your posts forces the reader to imagine Ben Shapiro saying those things.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

which podcast is Kyle Kuleshov from

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply