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there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Groovelord Neato posted:

Will always blow my mind Spielberg adapted the first.

Spielberg apparently liked the setting and wanted to get away from the Oscar porn and back to his pulpy roots. The amazing thing is that he managed to make a tolerable movie out of it; it's not good but it knows what fun is, which is more than you can say about the source novel.

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Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

Groovelord Neato posted:

Will always blow my mind Spielberg adapted the first.

Well the whole point of the book was 80s nostalgia porn and there are very few directors who would be more appropriate for that.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

there wolf posted:

Spielberg apparently liked the setting and wanted to get away from the Oscar porn and back to his pulpy roots. The amazing thing is that he managed to make a tolerable movie out of it; it's not good but it knows what fun is, which is more than you can say about the source novel.

One of the advantages of a visual medium is that you can have all the random background 80s poo poo and people can just ignore it.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


It was funny how he was like "yeah, I'll do it but I'm cutting out all the references to my stuff."

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

muscles like this! posted:

It was funny how he was like "yeah, I'll do it but I'm cutting out all the references to my stuff."

Spielberg has been burned hard by the combination of video games and his movies before...

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

there wolf posted:

Hey now, he's had VR sex in all kind of bodies (as long as the sex was with women)

far be it from me to defend ernest “masturbation poet” cline but at least read the sections you’re criticizing

IshmaelZarkov
Jun 20, 2013

food court bailiff posted:

far be it from me to defend ernest “masturbation poet” cline but at least read the sections you’re criticizing

Counterpoint: The critisicm is far more entertaining than the book, and as an observer, I am happy to see it continue.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

there wolf posted:

Hey now, he's had VR sex in all kind of bodies (as long as the sex was with women) which has completely transcended the concept of gender to him, which is why he needs to tell us that the object of his stalking is a trans woman and explain how cool he is with that.

https://twitter.com/jacobmercy/status/1331362069430431744?s=19

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

food court bailiff posted:

far be it from me to defend ernest “masturbation poet” cline but at least read the sections you’re criticizing

You're right. I think I missread the "sex with men as both woman and a man" thing last night.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Honestly these excerpts are amazing because they're indistinguishable from the first book except now Wade is consciously drinking the Respecting Women and Minorities Juice instead of just passively imbibing it because his friend is a secret lesbian.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Djeser posted:

Honestly these excerpts are amazing because they're indistinguishable from the first book except now Wade is consciously drinking the Respecting Women and Minorities Juice instead of just passively imbibing it because his friend is a secret lesbian.

He's definitely got that "I am consciously being a Good Ally despite the fact that the only specific woman I have ever respected is the one I thought was a dude, and this isn't going to change" vibe going

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

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there wolf posted:

Spielberg apparently liked the setting and wanted to get away from the Oscar porn and back to his pulpy roots. The amazing thing is that he managed to make a tolerable movie out of it; it's not good but it knows what fun is, which is more than you can say about the source novel.

they fixed the puzzles and solutions in the original book to be much more comprehensible in the movie, although the ending of "hey, you're given the key to completely dismantle / repair this terrible online universe that makes things worse for everyone in the real world (the EARL), do something good with it! oh i guess you'll just be a silent shareholder and let the suits still control it and nothing is better except you get a girlfriend" is retained lol

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Doctor Spaceman posted:

Everyone gets trapped in the matrix and there's an easter egg hunt to escape. Also there's some creepy stuff about the ex-girlfriend of one of the creators of the matrix.

Is that really the plot? Because if so he just stole that from the Japanese series Sword Art Online which is about a bunch of people stuck in a VR game that they have to "beat" in order to escape.

Edit: I know the idea isn't incredibly original but SAO is pretty popular in Japan and America with multiple animes and videogames.

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there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

muscles like this! posted:

Is that really the plot? Because if so he just stole that from the Japanese series Sword Art Online which is about a bunch of people stuck in a VR game that they have to "beat" in order to escape.

Edit: I know the idea isn't incredibly original but SAO is pretty popular in Japan and America with multiple animes and videogames.

Nah, Cline's borrowing a lot more from Tron than more current versions of that particular cyberpunk premise.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

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muscles like this! posted:

Is that really the plot? Because if so he just stole that from the Japanese series Sword Art Online which is about a bunch of people stuck in a VR game that they have to "beat" in order to escape.

Edit: I know the idea isn't incredibly original but SAO is pretty popular in Japan and America with multiple animes and videogames.

according to that twitter thread the (paraphrased) line "this is just like my animes, sword art online!" appears several times in the book

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

The Saddest Rhino posted:

according to that twitter thread the (paraphrased) line "this is just like my animes, sword art online!" appears several times in the book

There's a part where the main character lists out a bunch of famous media with the number 7 in it, and in parentheses he helpfully puts in the date of release.

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
I hate even knowing a book like this exists

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

The Saddest Rhino posted:

and nothing is better except you get a girlfriend" is retained lol

Didn't the movie add the bit where he shuts down Oasis once a week to try to inspire people to take more care of their real world communities? But yeah, it's not a surprise that Spielberg took a bad book and made it at least palatable; just look at Jurassic Park. That book was anemic from beginning to end.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I haven't seen the movie, but the shutting-down-OASIS thing is definitely not in the book. The book ends with the dead mentor being all like "don't forget to live in the real world, like I did!" out of nowhere but nothing actually happens.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Inspector Gesicht posted:

You're pretty good at threads that examine both the text and paratext of works that are good, bad, or written by William Control.

Would it be worth your time examining this monolith of self-referential nerd-porn?

Because it is my curse, I will do it after I finish Midnight Sun.

They have a John Hughes planet and a Prince planet. Both get multiple chapters.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The Gen X nostalgia bomb is pretty potent even on people who should know better including book critics, but that at least seems to be a one-time high judging how they went on to savage Armada and the sequel.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
The book will probably sell milions to the people who cry about female ghostbusters ruining their childhood but there are some loving savage reviews

quote:

That’s the overwhelming issue with the Ready Player Whatever universe: at no point does Cline question the wisdom of an all-encompassing monoculture that screeches to a halt around 1988, while technology evolves at hyperspeed around it. “Ah, the good old days,” he sighs, and writes another chapter about loving Donkey Kong or whatever. He’s the Gamemaster Anthony of genre fiction, a clunky stylist content to wallop the reader over the head with a never-ending barrage of “Remember when?”s.

quote:

Some Ernest Cline fans have jumped into conspiracies, choosing to believe that the long-awaited book was actually ghost written by a Reddit community.

quote:

These interludes also have Parzival getting schooled by Art3mis and Aech for the gaps in his knowledge, for following Halliday’s broad-yet-narrow tastes and inheriting the man’s blind spots for pop culture that might have been more significant for women and people of color. It’s a different kind of self-awareness than existed in Ready Player One, but it feels more performative than anything else because it still comes from the perspective of a white man.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


It's funny that the widely panned film Gamer did the premise a lot better.

It'd also be funny to check the reviewers who insanely reviewed the first book well and see their takes on this one.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I always wonder how it feels to put out a book or film or show that just doesn't catch people, only to watch some other version take the world by storm. Like there are tons of magic school kids books, but one Harry Potter, tons of vampire stuff but only one Twilight, and obviously trillions of erotic tales of every persuasion but 50 Shades of Grey stands out... Is it disheartening? Is it nice to know someone makes it?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Brawnfire posted:

I always wonder how it feels to put out a book or film or show that just doesn't catch people, only to watch some other version take the world by storm. Like there are tons of magic school kids books, but one Harry Potter, tons of vampire stuff but only one Twilight, and obviously trillions of erotic tales of every persuasion but 50 Shades of Grey stands out... Is it disheartening? Is it nice to know someone makes it?

If I wrote and published the Good Version of RP1 (the one that treats the dystopia properly and understands how broken everything is) and it sold nothing and then saw Cline's book get rave reviews, sell like gangbusters, and get adapted by Spielberg of all people I'd run into traffic.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


So remember the adage that bad books make good movies.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
I read RP1 and it was barely digestible if only for the "lol are you loving kidding me" parts but all the posted pages are literally difficult to read in the AI text generated sense; it hurts my eyes trying to read each line and parse the details.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Inspector Gesicht posted:

So remember the adage that bad books make good movies.

Seriouspost: No, did you just make it up?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


3D Megadoodoo posted:

Seriouspost: No, did you just make it up?

The Godfather is a pretty bad book.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Robert mckean said it.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Groovelord Neato posted:

The Godfather is a pretty bad book.

Are you saying it's a good movie?

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Seriouspost: No, did you just make it up?

Jaws is pretty dire, too. I'd say there's some merit to the idea.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


The movie The Prestige is based on a book and while the book isn't exactly terrible it does have some stupid stuff that the movie wisely cuts. Like a modern day plot involving the descendants of Angier and Borden discovering that Angier's machine malfunctioned and now he's a spooky ghost.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

muscles like this! posted:

The movie The Prestige is based on a book and while the book isn't exactly terrible it does have some stupid stuff that the movie wisely cuts. Like a modern day plot involving the descendants of Angier and Borden discovering that Angier's machine malfunctioned and now he's a spooky ghost.

Dunno that sounds cool. (I watched The Prestige and The Other Prestige With Paul Giamatti And That Soulless Actor Who Can't Act No I Don't Mean Ben Affleck As The Protagonist What's His Name Anyway back-to-back and I keep getting parts of them confused. This is the one with the teleport, right?)

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Inspector Gesicht posted:

So remember the adage that bad books make good movies.

Stephen King's work in a nutshell.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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Lemniscate Blue posted:

Jaws is pretty dire, too. I'd say there's some merit to the idea.

Starship Troopers is the mathematical proof for this.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


3D Megadoodoo posted:

Are you saying it's a good movie?

Yes...it's The Godfather.

https://twitter.com/caylenb/status/1331675166221291521?s=20

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Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Dunno that sounds cool. (I watched The Prestige and The Other Prestige With Paul Giamatti And That Soulless Actor Who Can't Act No I Don't Mean Ben Affleck As The Protagonist What's His Name Anyway back-to-back and I keep getting parts of them confused. This is the one with the teleport, right?)

The Prestige the book is good; The Prestige the movie fillets a good half of it out and is loving amazing.

You're thinking of The Illusionist with Edward Norton and my god that thing suuuuucked. lovely Harlequin novel plot where evereyone was loathsome and/or deeply, deeply boring.

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Jul 13, 2004

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Gats Akimbo posted:

The Prestige the book is good; The Prestige the movie fillets a good half of it out and is loving amazing.

You're thinking of The Illusionist with Edward Norton and my god that thing suuuuucked. lovely Harlequin novel plot where evereyone was loathsome and/or deeply, deeply boring.

That was a confusing year. I remember people kept asking me if I'd seen one or the other magician movie and I'd be like "Yeah. No wait. No?"

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