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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



trsut the pan

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Buddykins posted:

thats a lucky wife, you're a good man. this looks delicious. what are the sauces/dips in the cups?

The left is honey and the right is a cheddar mornay sauce

drat honey tastes good with everything. I do not eat enough honey.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
cum

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Bearjew posted:

trsut the pan

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Did a charcuterie dinner with my wife tonight




So full of cured meats and cheese.

mmmm mmmmmmmm

if I was allowed I'd just do this every night. My favorite xmas present is always the big ol hickory farm summer sausage pack and a box of ritz

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

The left is honey and the right is a cheddar mornay sauce

i thought this was political commentary at first and I was like :hmmyes:

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

thecluckmeme posted:

I'm half an hour away from drinking woodford reserve double oaked and allowing the long weekend to begin



is that the 120 proof stuff

if so it's fantastic

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

The left is honey and the right is a cheddar mornay sauce

drat honey tastes good with everything. I do not eat enough honey.

I used to mix honey with lemon and lukewarm water to improve my voice while serving - probably placebo but honey kicks rear end

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
Im looking at the horizon near the airport i live by and it looks like a tycho album cover

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Buddykins posted:

I went to an in and out only once while drunk and i never had a better burger since

it's good, gently caress the haters

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Goreban Dallas 2.0
Jan 4, 2019


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

The left is honey and the right is a cheddar mornay sauce

drat honey tastes good with everything. I do not eat enough honey.

try some olive oil with lemon zest and cracked black pepper for dipping cheese in

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Bearjew posted:

trsut the pan

Tr/st the plan


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuiKeaqERTU

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

oh poo poo it's nog season

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
The only way to eat sliders is with brakes.

You god drat philistines

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





might watch AEW tonight

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


Impkins Patootie posted:

might watch AEW tonight

I like aew but can't watch wrestling without the crowd

sucks kenny omega lost a prime year

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard



Had a chef i worked with make this loving monster for an event

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Buddykins posted:




Had a chef i worked with make this loving monster for an event

is that a cheese log down bottom right or something else

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O6duDDkhis

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Buddykins posted:




Had a chef i worked with make this loving monster for an event

fuuuuuuck I would destroy that thing
those pickled onions would be my night

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

I'm having a pretty good spread at my thanksgiving

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Filthy Hans posted:

is that a cheese log down bottom right or something else

dont remember, this was about a year ago. this loving thing took two people to carry

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Feldegast42 posted:

I'm having a pretty good spread at my thanksgiving


Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Filthy Hans posted:

is that a cheese log down bottom right or something else

looks like some sort of berry goat cheese

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
thats our prez haha lol lmaooooo

Goreban Dallas 2.0
Jan 4, 2019


Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

we're keeping hors d'ouevres simple this year, just some bacon horseradish dip and some Hungarian sausage

there was going to be hummus too but I ate it already

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Jon Irenicus posted:

oh poo poo it's nog season

imagine drinking nog instead of coquito lmao

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011


THIS IS THE PRESIDENT

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/JohnFetterman/status/1331711309189173248

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


SIXTY
sixty
NINE
nine

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Mad Lord Punt

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
I finally figured out the imgur app - strap in fuckers, buddykins comin at ya!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1331751453908742145?s=19

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


wtf is a twitter impression

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Bless You for keeping this thread Honest, Plink

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