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My favorite thing from the Gallagher interview with Maron is Maron yelling "C'mon Gallagher!" as he was walking out. It's just a funny thing to yell.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 22:43 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 06:38 |
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I had never heard of Gallagher before, but this Simpsons joke is making a lot of sense now: https://i.imgur.com/JpSJilt.mp4
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 23:22 |
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I could ride a monorail, MARK.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 23:33 |
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This review is still the best and final word on Gallagher. Even ten years later I'm still shocked at how repulsive his material is: https://www.thestranger.com/seattle/gallagher-is-a-paranoid-right-wing-watermelon-smashing-maniac/Content?oid=4357855 quote:Gallagher is upset about a lot of things. Young people with their sagging pants (in faintly coded racist terms, he explains that this is why the jails are overcrowded—because "their" baggy pants make it too hard for "them" to run from the cops). Tattoos: "That ink goes through to your soul—if you read your Bible, your body is a sacred temple, YOU DIPSHIT." People naming their girl-children Sam and Toni instead of acceptable names like Evelyn and Betty: "Just give her some little lesbian tendencies!" Guantánamo Bay: "We weren't even allowed to torture all the way. We had to half-torture—that's nothin' compared to what Saddam and his two sons OOFAY and GOOFAY did." Lesbians: "There's two types—the ugly ones and the pretty ones." (Um, like all people?) Obama again: "If Obama was really black, he'd act like a black guy and get a white wife." Michael Vick: "Poor Michael Vick." Women's lib: "These women told you they wanna be equal—they DON'T." Trans people: "People like Cher's daughter—figure that out. She wants a penis, but she has a big belly. If you can't see your dick, you don't get one." The Rice Krispies elves: "All three of those guys are gay. Look at 'em!" The Mexicans: "Look around—see any Mexicans? Nope. They'll be here later for the cleanup." The French: "They ruin our language with their faggy words." I guess he sued Gallagher Two, his own brother, because he was booking more dates at better venues than the original. Seems like a real nice guy.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 23:33 |
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You'd think "Ghallaghers 2" would have crossed his mind. But he's really not that kind of person.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 23:34 |
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If you do a search for 'Gallagher brothers' you get the lead singers from Oasis and it actually takes a short bit to figure out you have the wrong Gallaghers brothers because they hate each other too. We missed a golden opportunity in the mid-2000's for a Freaky Friday movie where the singing Gallaghers swap bodies with the swinging Gallaghers.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 23:40 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:This review is still the best and final word on Gallagher. Even ten years later I'm still shocked at how repulsive his material is: I was going to make the most unnecessarily pedantic post but according to Google his brother advertises both as Gallagher Two and Gallagher Too and now I'm annoyed again.
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 23:47 |
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I’m seeing double!! 4 Gallaghers!!
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 23:49 |
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Gallagher Two: Too Many Gallaghers
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 23:51 |
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Well I'm pretty sure one is too many. This interview is the other famous piece of Gallagheriana, btw: https://www.avclub.com/gallagher-1798218616 quote:Comedians need meaning. We need to know what words mean, and our society now is intent on blurring the meaning of just about everything. And the legal system also! “What is an adult? What’s premeditation? What is a felony?” It’s very difficult. “What’s improper behavior?” I ask these cops. If the kids already have their pants mostly down and they’re facing a wall, how do you know they’re not about to pee on the wall? Because this is what you do with homeless guys. You would catch them with their pants half down and you would get them for indecent exposure and public urination. And the cop told me, you can’t arrest them until you see the “brown round.”
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# ? Nov 25, 2020 23:57 |
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Stingwing posted:I had never heard of Gallagher before, but this Simpsons joke is making a lot of sense now: Me seeing new posts in this thread, hoping they have moved on:
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 00:16 |
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I don't know, 10 year olds in 1991 likes the Sledge-O-Matic
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 00:31 |
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I guess it makes sense that he would want the image to be too small for people to read all of it.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 00:58 |
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My entire memory of Gallagher was his specials from the late 80’s or early 90’s used to be in regular rotation on Comedy Central like 20~ years ago. It’d be the sort of thing airing all day on a Saturday in August, and it’d make for mediocre background noise while doing something else, worth paying attention mainly when stuff started getting smashed. The only jokes I remember are the previously mentioned racist airline joke and one about “You drive on a parkway and park on a drive way.”
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 02:21 |
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 02:42 |
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Joel Hodgson once caught Gallagher going through Joel's things without his permission (WTF) Also the Rice Krispie dudes being gay bit sounds like something you would find on DeviantArt
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 02:48 |
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fartknocker posted:My entire memory of Gallagher was his specials from the late 80’s or early 90’s used to be in regular rotation on Comedy Central like 20~ years ago. It’d be the sort of thing airing all day on a Saturday in August, and it’d make for mediocre background noise while doing something else, worth paying attention mainly when stuff started getting smashed. The only jokes I remember are the previously mentioned racist airline joke and one about “You drive on a parkway and park on a drive way.” Just like the movie PCU. Speaking of things that didn't age well...(I haven't seen it in ~15 years, but I'm assuming none of it did). It also has some early Jon Favreau (which feels weird after he's been a director more than a star now).
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 03:20 |
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Icon Of Sin posted:Just like the movie PCU. Speaking of things that didn't age well...(I haven't seen it in ~15 years, but I'm assuming none of it did). It also has some early Jon Favreau (which feels weird after he's been a director more than a star now). I had to look that up on Wikipedia and it still took me until like halfway through the summary before I remembered what movie it was and that I had actually seen it somewhere in the early 00’s.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 03:24 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:
Wait, that's Gallagher? Then who was the red haired comedian who got jacked and took that photo where you can see his orange pubes? EDIT: Okay, that was Carrot Top.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 03:40 |
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Iron Crowned posted:Speaking of lovely comics, Jeff Dunham was on TMZ last night bitching about how you just can't make jokes like you used to these days. I'm just sitting there thinking, "dude, you get up on stage with extremely racist puppets, what do you expect?" Like, Louis CK or Aziz or whomever, them I get. They didn't make their "gently caress you" money quite yet and got burnt. They're doing the dance and playing to the only market that'll still have them. I don't like it, but I get it. Dunham is definitely in the former camp. Dude should have "Six homes and no one in my extended family has to worry about healthcare or college" money from all his success. Bow out and be thrilled you got away with making money on being a piece of poo poo. Go to bed every night on a mattress filled with money. Why do you insist on going that extra mile to be a wankstain?
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 03:42 |
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Speaking of comedians, what ever happened to Larry the Cable Guy? poo poo, for awhile there you couldn't NOT see him in a movie or a commercial or product warranty card, and nowadays I have to remind myself that he even exists.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 03:46 |
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the_steve posted:Speaking of comedians, what ever happened to Larry the Cable Guy? poo poo, for awhile there you couldn't NOT see him in a movie or a commercial or product warranty card, and nowadays I have to remind myself that he even exists. He made a poo poo ton of money for doing the Cars movies and decided to just gently caress off and enjoy being rich, I think.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 03:49 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Wait, that's Gallagher? Carrot Top is literally the least surprising 'random celebrity got jacked', honestly. He had (perhaps still has, I don't know) a healthy Vegas show, that gives you really solid money for a consistent night's work. And that night's work is mostly carting around a heavy box of props and holding them aloft for the whole room to see. He not only has the time to get jacked, he has a job that benefits from him getting jacked.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 03:58 |
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I always feel a little bad for Carrot Top because there’s a joke commentary on the dvd for the pretty unpleasant Roger Avery film The Rules of Attraction that is Carrot Top watching the film for the first time and reacting to it. He just sounds befuddled and not quite in on the joke that he is the joke, although I guess he did still agree to have it included. This was pre-ripped and self-aware Carrot Top.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 04:09 |
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the_steve posted:Speaking of comedians, what ever happened to Larry the Cable Guy? poo poo, for awhile there you couldn't NOT see him in a movie or a commercial or product warranty card, and nowadays I have to remind myself that he even exists. Rebranded. He’s Lawrence the Streaming Gentleman now
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 04:14 |
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christmas boots posted:Rebranded. He’s Lawrence the Streaming Gentleman now I really want to see a stand up comedy act about an extremely fancy gentleman with a monocle and all who is scandalised by random things.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 05:26 |
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the_steve posted:Speaking of comedians, what ever happened to Larry the Cable Guy? poo poo, for awhile there you couldn't NOT see him in a movie or a commercial or product warranty card, and nowadays I have to remind myself that he even exists. He's got a special coming out on Netflix soon.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 05:44 |
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The non joke answer is that careers as big as Larry the cable guy and Jeff Dunham have super long tails, so while they aren't on TV anymore they're still gonna sell out venues for years because God has abandoned us and justice is a farce.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 05:45 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I really want to see a stand up comedy act about an extremely fancy gentleman with a monocle and all who is scandalised by random things. Hmmm... I do have a monocle, and once had an Australian woman say "I hope you don't mind this, but you seem a bit posh". And there is so much to be scandalized about. Alas, I am but a goon on SA, so I continue my life of genteel mediocrity.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 06:37 |
mind the walrus posted:
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 09:03 |
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Well, I think I’ve finally found the best argument against Showtime’s continued existence.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 09:05 |
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Blue Moonlight posted:Well, I think I’ve finally found the best argument against Showtime’s continued existence. I dunno, that Dexter finale WAS pretty bad...
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 09:16 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:
I am a fan of the two different ways of spelling Writing on the same poster.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 09:19 |
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AceOfFlames posted:I dunno, that Dexter finale WAS pretty bad... I hate to say this but isn't Dexter coming back? So strike two I guess.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 09:33 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I really want to see a stand up comedy act about an extremely fancy gentleman with a monocle and all who is scandalised by random things. It was a sketch, but there's always Kenny Everett's character Angry of Mayfair. (Slightly NWS, but this aired at teatime in the UK.) https://youtu.be/wPoOgCSjdl8
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 12:06 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:I always feel a little bad for Carrot Top because there’s a joke commentary on the dvd for the pretty unpleasant Roger Avery film The Rules of Attraction that is Carrot Top watching the film for the first time and reacting to it. He just sounds befuddled and not quite in on the joke that he is the joke, although I guess he did still agree to have it included. This was pre-ripped and self-aware Carrot Top. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL0WayC7jW0 Norm at his finest.
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 13:31 |
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Alhazred posted:Both Aziz and Louis CK are multimillionaires. They are both worth over ten millions us dollars. How is that not " gently caress you" money?
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 14:32 |
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mind the walrus posted:
I thought Aziz was doing relatively normal routines while Louis CK went hard into LIBERALS AMIRITE?
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# ? Nov 26, 2020 14:37 |
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Mooseontheloose posted:I thought Aziz was doing relatively normal routines while Louis CK went hard into LIBERALS AMIRITE?
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