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Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
here's a list of all the NFL's contingency plans for a covid outbreak:

1. play anyway
2. understudies
3. clones
4. robots
5. rerun an old game and hope no one notices
6. madden lets play
7. that electric football vibrating game
8. claymation
9. distribute hallucinogens and footballs to the general population
10. send goons door to door to extort cash
last. responsible quarantining

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Where's blood bowl tournament on that list?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Honestly not sure why the NFL isn’t demanding first run at a vaccine under emergency authorization.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1332121843935956992?s=21

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

THE PLAGUENS

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Lol the NFL is a disaster

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
Lamar actually caught something for once.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


should’ve punted

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president

Woozie66 posted:

Lamar actually caught something for once.

time to convert him to wr

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Wonder if the offense will look better, worse, or the same with RG3 in.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Double posting because lol

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1332126934357118978?s=20

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Do whatever pisses off Steelers players the most.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Do whatever pisses off Steelers players the most.

:hmmyes:

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

sharknado slashfic posted:

Wonder if the offense will look better, worse, or the same with RG3 in.

RG3 will have tested positive by gametime, the way things are going.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

hulkamania is running wild on the ravens locker room

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Do whatever pisses off Steelers players the most.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/danielrpopper/status/1332070293091672064?s=19

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Make the Steelers play a doubleheader.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

lmao

https://twitter.com/DanGrazianoESPN/status/1332134784471085059

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
https://twitter.com/jamisonhensley/status/1332137023524786182?s=19

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



Ravens officials believe Lamar Jackson became infected with Covid 19 from living in the united states

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

R.D. Mangles posted:

Ravens officials believe Lamar Jackson became infected with Covid 19 from living in the united states

I’m pretty sure if that happened it would be the flu

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
I can't believe the NFL didn't push the Super Bowl and playoffs back two weeks to build in a cushion for this kind of poo poo

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
The entire NFL will come down with Covid and the superbowl is going to be the Bengals vs whatever NFC East team makes it.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

GD_American posted:

I can't believe the NFL didn't push the Super Bowl and playoffs back two weeks to build in a cushion for this kind of poo poo

I can totally believe the NFL is really loving stupid and that anyone trying to play any sports at all this year was going to be a farce.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

That "Hold!" scene in Braveheart only waiting until the horses have broken through the line, killed everybody, and conquered Scotland

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Borsche69 posted:

I can totally believe the NFL is really loving stupid and that anyone trying to play any sports at all this year was going to be a farce.

The NBA and NHL did ok with their bubbles. Just the stupid moron leagues like the MLB and NFL got caught.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Stay tuned for a very special Thanksgiving murder of Ravens

The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
Gotta put safety first. Cancel the rest of the season and just award the Lombardi to whichever team happens to have the best record right now.

Only way to be fair.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

The Little Kielbasa posted:

Gotta put safety first. Cancel the rest of the season and just award the Lombardi to whichever team happens to have the best record in the NFC East right now.

FTFY.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Schefter and Florio slap fight

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1332140578713333765

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

sharknado slashfic posted:

I unironically appreciate the R*vens engaging in germ warfare and I wish they had killed Ben and whoever that old irish idiot is who owns the Steelers.

lol

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


GD_American posted:

Agreed, but I still think they’ll do it as a reactive policy after finally having to cancel games

matt moore will qb for the chefs in the conference championship before that happens

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



Fuckin laffo

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Gatts posted:

The entire NFL will come down with Covid and the superbowl is going to be the Bengals vs whatever NFC East team makes it.

Bama

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Mods please rename the thread Corvid-19 thanku

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

wrong thread.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Hell yeah

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

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