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Jesus dyed, for our spins
i got two turn tables and my water’s wine
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BARF, DELICIOUS BARF, HIGHEST QUALITY, GET IT NOW BEFORE OH NEVER MIND IT'S GONE
lol at the allcaps. like that achewood bit where it is implied that all dog conversation is carried out via shouting
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Nov 26, 2020 19:19
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He turns tables in the temple
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Nov 26, 2020 20:55
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BARF, DELICIOUS BARF, HIGHEST QUALITY, GET IT NOW BEFORE OH NEVER MIND IT'S GONE
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Nov 26, 2020 21:25
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The Velveteen Rabbit sings Devo's "Beautiful World" in Dreamworks' "Velveteen" (2022)
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Nov 27, 2020 06:26
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black history friday
people lining up outside borders for the door buster sales on the souls of black folk and eyes on the prize dvd sets
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Nov 28, 2020 01:25
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- Finger Prince
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guy who's never heard of regular stuff, like a hair brush or potatoes or a watering can, and is just in awe at all of the stuff we take for granted every day
Like encino man? They should remake encino man.
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Nov 28, 2020 01:39
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guy who's never heard of regular stuff, like a hair brush or potatoes or a watering can, and is just in awe at all of the stuff we take for granted every day
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Nov 28, 2020 07:38
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Weird Al fascinated by normal stuff because everything in his house is weird
I read this as Weird AI, as in Artificial Intelligence, and it still works.
Like, everything not made by a procedural algorithm or a massive dataset fed through a neural network.
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Nov 28, 2020 14:20
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A professor describing advanced mathematical concepts in terms of how many apples Johnny has.
Johnny squares his imaginary apple and poof, it becomes real. God I love tenure.
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Nov 28, 2020 18:36
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- Finger Prince
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A professor describing advanced mathematical concepts in terms of how many apples Johnny has.
Johnny wants to count his apples. If the number of apples Johnny has is even, Johnny divides the number of apples by 2. If the number of apples is odd, Johnny multiplies the number of apples and adds one. How many apples does Johnny have?
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Nov 28, 2020 19:08
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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It's time to d-d-dddddddddddd [worf] die.
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Nov 28, 2020 21:48
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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It's time to d-d-dddddddddddd [worf] die.
Was this joke made specifically for me? Because it feels like it was and I'm going to cherish it forever
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Nov 28, 2020 22:19
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Saying "Stay in the car." really seriously in mundane situations
"Stay in the car." (opens the door and sticks one foot out but still reaches through the window because I didn't pull up close enough to the ATM)
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Nov 29, 2020 04:43
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"Stay in the car." (roller brush whizzes across the window behind me)
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Nov 29, 2020 04:44
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role-flip of The Boss is Coming to Dinner: The Wife is Coming to Work
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Nov 29, 2020 08:27
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The Spouse is About
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Nov 29, 2020 08:28
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Hello? Charlemagne?!
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I watched the some of that Purge TV show the other day and I was laughing at the idea of a guy using purge night to commit really mundane crimes like tax fraud or whatever.
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Nov 29, 2020 18:11
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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disgusted at the sexually explicit content users are posting on my flan enthusiasts webpage onlyflans.com
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Dec 1, 2020 04:09
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disgusted at the sexually explicit content users are posting on my flan enthusiasts webpage onlyflans.com
Oscillating? Box? Handheld? CPU? All of that and more here at only...post my what?
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Dec 1, 2020 04:31
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disgusted at the sexually explicit content users are posting on my flan enthusiasts webpage onlyflans.com
this is the #lovepudding debacle all over again!< >
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Dec 1, 2020 17:23
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Caution: this joke requires a British accent.
You know Steve Jobs had a brother? Nowhere near as successful. He would always start things and never see them through. His name? Arthur.
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Dec 1, 2020 23:12
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Untinkable Sam's grand slam speakeasy.
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Dec 2, 2020 13:13
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second dang time being called 'simp' in "golden girls 24/7" twitch chat for standing up for blanche and beginning to take it quite personally
but heck, you cant beat that feeling of spamming pogchamp whenever sophia makes a particularly bitting quip
Riotgrrill fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Dec 5, 2020
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Dec 5, 2020 05:51
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im the guy who laughs at the turkey in the straw while everyone else is freaking out and trying 2 help it out
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Dec 5, 2020 16:22
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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hey. hey everybody:
polly darton.
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Dec 5, 2020 22:49
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Gif of Dr. Evil doing the heart shape thing with his hands when looking at mini-me, only when the camera switches to show him, it's a screenshot of BYOB.
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I hurfed myself today
To see if I still chill
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