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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
somewhere a pencil sharpener just fell silent

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SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Can't think of another coach fired on a Saturday.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







SquirrelyPSU posted:

Can't think of another coach fired on a Saturday.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Lions gonna hire Jay Gruden or Jason Garrett or some other offensive retread.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

fartknocker posted:

Lions gonna hire Jay Gruden or Jason Garrett or some other offensive retread.

They’ll hire Harbaugh tonight after he gets fired from Michigan this afternoon.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I have a better idea but how will Stafford roll with being referred to as "Dumbass Quarterback"?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

fartknocker posted:

Jeff Fisher.

I changed my mind, this would be better

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


They're gonna hire Josh McDaniels. You watch.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Don't let the door hit you on the patriot way out lol

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

They're gonna hire Josh McDaniels. You watch.

They just went Full Patriots, what the hell would McDaniels even be in comparison to that?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Here is my short list of head coaching candidates for the Lions:

BoB
Dan Quinn
Gus Bradley
John Fox
A waffle iron

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Better Than You posted:

Here is my short list of head coaching candidates for the Lions:

BoB


Well, they do need a coach AND a GM

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

sharknado slashfic posted:

Well, they do need a coach AND a GM

Yeah, but what good players can he comically trade away? Stafford? Galloway?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1332792779454488587

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Bring Caldwell back.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

https://twitter.com/BetOnlineBurns/status/1332790804805541888

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

the niners have a problem

https://twitter.com/BonaguraESPN/status/1332794477224759296

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

They have home games vs the Bills and Washington during that span, for those curious.

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.

Better Than You posted:

Here is my short list of head coaching candidates for the Lions:

BoB
Dan Quinn
Gus Bradley
John Fox
A waffle iron

Maybe they can snatch up Marrone after he is dumped from Jacksonville

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.


The season was already lost. The 49ers should just forfeit their remaining games to avoid injuring every remaining player and get better draft picks.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


fartknocker posted:

They have home games vs the Bills and Washington during that span, for those curious.

I wonder how quickly the NFL could arrange a third site?

King Hong Kong posted:

The season was already lost. The 49ers should just forfeit their remaining games to avoid injuring every remaining player and get better draft picks.

The league wouldn't permit this. Heads would roll. The TV contacts are too important to the owners and to the salary cap for this to happen. Games not being broadcast costs the NFL leverage in the negotiations.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020


Feels like whoever hires Saleh for HC is going to be disappointed.

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

SKULL.GIF posted:

I wonder how quickly the NFL could arrange a third site?


The league wouldn't permit this. Heads would roll. The TV contacts are too important to the owners and to the salary cap for this to happen. Games not being broadcast costs the NFL leverage in the negotiations.

Well, yes. That being said, the orders are actually more restrictive than that according to what I’ve seen including quarantines for those traveling from outside 150 miles so the 49ers couldn’t even use their own facilities and continue to play their games either home or away.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

cancel the season and determine the draft order based on number of positive covid tests

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ehud posted:

cancel the season and determine the draft order based on number of positive covid tests

no don't

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
https://twitter.com/MikeKlis/status/1332799772550438915

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



King Hong Kong posted:

Well, yes. That being said, the orders are actually more restrictive than that according to what I’ve seen including quarantines for those traveling from outside 150 miles so the 49ers couldn’t even use their own facilities and continue to play their games either home or away.

They'll just get the Tesla exemption within the next 12 hours and ~nothing matters~

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


the national football league is heating up - everyone has a case of FOOTBALL FEVER

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Fall Guys tournament for the Lombardi

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Well this is all going to poo poo really fast! Which makes a ton of sense given the general state of the country.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ehud posted:

cancel the season and determine the draft order based on number of positive covid tests

Suddenly the entire Patriots roster and coaching staff tests positive as part of Belichick’s 5th dimensional chess moves to get Trevor.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

razorscooter posted:

the national football league is heating up - everyone has a case of FOOTBALL FEVER

Ummmm it’s just the FOOTBALL FLU

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
It's Happening, but it's not a shiny Ron Paul waving.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
drat.

https://twitter.com/mikeklis/status/1332817486614585344?s=21

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I just can’t believe the NFLs strategy of doing nothing failed

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Ehud posted:

cancel the season and determine the draft order based on number of positive covid tests

Then the Jets would pick first because Seattle is the only team that hasn't had a positive test and the Jets have their pick lol

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Ravens are going to win the sb by default of being the only team that can play because they're all immune

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Just remembered when the Jets had to play LvB in the wild cat for a game because Darnold had mono and Myles killed the backup

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
I don't think I've ever seen that before.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1332822325520175109?s=20

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GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
Eh, the Broncos have won without a QB before.

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