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atriptothebeach
Oct 27, 2020

:yeeclaw:

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Big if true

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

November 25 2020, page 139 of the crab thread user atriptothebeach achieved the greatest page snipe in posting history

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo


got my girlfriend one of these lil crab figures that can hold cintiq pens

*wipes tear* HES DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB HELPING!!!

she's gonna sculpt some different hats for the crab out of sculpey so ill make sure ot update the thread when she does that
:yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw:

Kanine fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Nov 26, 2020

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Mak0rz posted:

November 25 2020, page 139 of the crab thread user atriptothebeach achieved the greatest page snipe in posting history

I may never snipe again, tbh.



Is this ethical!? Dangerously close to the top there, buddy.


Kanine posted:



got my girlfriend one of these lil crab figures that can hold cintiq pens

*wipes tear* HES DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB HELPING!!!

she's gonna sculpt some different hats for the crab out of sculpey so ill make sure ot update the thread when she does that
:yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw::yeeclaw:

The cowboy hat is of course traditional, but maybe a pith helmet or jaunty feathered cap could work

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


A kelp crab isn’t gonna have much pinch force. Let’s see a stone or rock crab, critters who eat shiftless barnacle cousins, put some real numbers up.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

crabs don't have claws. you've all been deceived

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Is this ethical!? Dangerously close to the top there, buddy.

It's the only way that you can get them to snip snop the meter.

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

LingcodKilla posted:

A kelp crab isn’t gonna have much pinch force. Let’s see a stone or rock crab, critters who eat shiftless barnacle cousins, put some real numbers up.

https://www.livescience.com/56980-coconut-crab-has-strongest-pinch.html

quote:

"During our field study, obtaining data for analysis was challenging, as the large claws of this crab pinched us on multiple occasions," Shin-ichiro Oka, the chief researcher of the zoological laboratory at the Okinawa Churashima Research Center in Japan, and his colleagues wrote in the journal article.

Oka and colleagues found: the larger the crab, the stronger the pinch. Given that the largest coconut crabs weigh around 9 lbs., the researchers calculated that the biggest of the species could generate a pinch with a force of 3,300 newtons, greater than that of any other crustacean.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Stimulus: Touch tip and/or top
Response: Snip and/or snip

Bigger crab = harder pinch.

Science says so guys.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Lol

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Ah, a box crab!

naem
May 29, 2011

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Is this ethical!? Dangerously close to the top there, buddy.

there is no ethical consumption under crabitalism

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


naem posted:

there is no ethical consumption under crabitalism

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

snip trees, snop paper

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


coolest mf crab

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I wonder when was the first time there was a smoking crab. There was probably some Cuban pirate or something who gave his cigar to a crab in the 1600s or whenever and didn't even know that he was blessing history with that moment.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Ror posted:

I wonder when was the first time there was a smoking crab. There was probably some Cuban pirate or something who gave his cigar to a crab in the 1600s or whenever and didn't even know that he was blessing history with that moment.
I am confident the native nations were smoking out their crab brothers on the regular.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Tfw your a king and a crab is eating your entire galeon with you and the boys in it

but then you escape and are like yo who left these tiny donkeys out in this mountain pass

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Tfw your a king and a crab is eating your entire galeon with you and the boys in it

but then you escape and are like yo who left these tiny donkeys out in this mountain pass

we've all been there

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Tfw your a king and a crab is eating your entire galeon with you and the boys in it

but then you escape and are like yo who left these tiny donkeys out in this mountain pass

#relatable

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/vexedmuddler/status/1332782242666586118

Edit: also: a thread
https://twitter.com/franzanth/status/1332774328811859969

Mak0rz fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Nov 28, 2020

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Very Beautiful, Very Powerful

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/biologizing/status/1332829734795882502
Hopefully this isn't doxxing anyone in the thread

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Sophie is another Twitter pro-follow btw. She's mostly into jellyfish but is still a good crab ally

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Crabs and jellies, the best of friends.

A crab getting a ride from a friendly jellyfish:


A friendly jellyfish getting a ride from a crab:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Man I wish I had a giant friend to ride around in and occasionally be ridden around on

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Crabster Blaster

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


The time of Crab is at hand

https://twitter.com/NickyRyan_/status/1333026785668325379

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Snopper Face Jack's

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
Among the many wonders found through science

https://peerj.com/articles/9036/?utm_source=blog&utm_medium=Article&utm_campaign=AuthorInterview&utm_content=AuthorInterview

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

"Boxer nightmares"

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

Hey crab crew, here's a brand new smiley for you: :crabcourse:

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MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Glutes Are Great posted:

Hey crab crew, here's a brand new smiley for you: :crabcourse:

:yeeclaw:

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