Miniatures Unspiration: I have nipples, Greg, can you paint me?

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Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

Bucnasti posted:

You can’t just mention something like that and not post pictures.

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Mr. Sunshine: May 15, 2008; This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt); Fun Shoe

Brock Samsonite posted:

Oh nooo...

Oh God no..

https://www.kickstarter.com/project...JhHM2rOodjYEEAM

Every pair of feet on these models is a new horror.

# ? Nov 28, 2020 10:18

Nebalebadingdong: Jun 30, 2005; i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

Len posted:

i really like 6mm models but i've been shouted down because "6mm looks stupid"

the correct response is "no u", cuz small scale owns

# ? Nov 28, 2020 14:06

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

MasterSlowPoke posted:

It's kind of a miniature

https://twitter.com/CarolinaHuddle/status/801848824067215360?s=20

Wrongthread.

# ? Nov 28, 2020 15:06

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Len posted:

3d printed imperial guardsman

yes, this is infinitely better than just buying models!

We got to move these microwave cannons?

# ? Nov 28, 2020 15:35

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Mr. Sunshine posted:

Every pair of feet on these models is a new horror.

Seriously, those are some hosed up feet on all of them. All are messed up in their own uniquely horrifying way.

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Jonny Nox: Apr 26, 2008

Zil posted:

Seriously, those are some hosed up feet on all of them. All are messed up in their own uniquely horrifying way.

I need my models wearing stilleto heels, but it makes no sense for them to wear stilleto heels...

# ? Nov 28, 2020 17:49

sasha_d3ath: Jun 3, 2016; Ban-thing the man-things.

Samovar posted:

We got to move these microwave cannons?

Custom grimdark deliveryyyyyyyy.

# ? Nov 28, 2020 19:53

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

Nebalebadingdong posted:

the correct response is "no u", cuz small scale owns

6mm is cute but 12mm is the cutest

# ? Nov 28, 2020 20:14

Mr. Sunshine: May 15, 2008; This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt); Fun Shoe

My mom only told you that to make you feel better.

# ? Nov 28, 2020 21:02

Herr Tog: Jun 18, 2011; Grimey Drawer

hooman posted:

I want one

# ? Nov 29, 2020 08:00

Kaiju Cage Match: Nov 5, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/sU7uDl1.jpg :nws:

# ? Nov 29, 2020 18:02

Fashionable Jorts: Jan 18, 2010; Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you

Chaos temps us all.

# ? Nov 29, 2020 18:06

Shadowed Bacon: Apr 28, 2009

https://www.ebay.com/itm/5118-Assor...24AAOSwkHJfv98P

Zoom in the purple marines. Even if I was just a reseller, I would take a sharpie to those pads. Also, what is with every seller just tossing random bits in pile? Is there an eBay law preventing people from displaying the bits at least 1mm from each other?

# ? Nov 29, 2020 18:20

smug jeebus: Oct 26, 2008

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

https://i.imgur.com/sU7uDl1.jpg

Why doesn't he have any pubes

# ? Nov 29, 2020 20:15

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

smug jeebus posted:

Why doesn't he have any pubes

You shave to make it look bigger.

# ? Nov 29, 2020 20:16

Mr. Sunshine: May 15, 2008; This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt); Fun Shoe

smug jeebus posted:

Why doesn't he have any pubes

The fickle chaos gods took away his pubes.

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Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

When your design brief says one eyed demon prince.

# ? Nov 29, 2020 21:15

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Why isn't it erect?

# ? Nov 29, 2020 21:27

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

a lot of questions and not a lot of answers it would seem

# ? Nov 29, 2020 21:32

Kaiju Cage Match: Nov 5, 2012

goatface posted:

Why isn't it erect?

He's a shower, not a grower.

# ? Nov 29, 2020 21:44

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

goatface posted:

Why isn't it erect?

Come now that would be crass. :rolleye:

# ? Nov 29, 2020 22:11

Mr. Sunshine: May 15, 2008; This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt); Fun Shoe

The fickle chaos gods took away his erection.

# ? Nov 29, 2020 23:49

Ugleb: Nov 19, 2014; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Shadowed Bacon posted:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/5118-Assor...24AAOSwkHJfv98P

Zoom in the purple marines. Even if I was just a reseller, I would take a sharpie to those pads. Also, what is with every seller just tossing random bits in pile? Is there an eBay law preventing people from displaying the bits at least 1mm from each other?

Presumably if you can clearly see the contents you will realise that it is a pile of useless crap covered in way too much glue.

# ? Nov 29, 2020 23:59

Harvey Mantaco: Mar 6, 2007; Someone please help me find my keys =(

That dick looks really soft and nice, but I hate it

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Fashionable Jorts: Jan 18, 2010; Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you

goatface posted:

Why isn't it erect?

Post climax Magnus

# ? Nov 30, 2020 02:09

Nebalebadingdong: Jun 30, 2005; i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

https://i.imgur.com/sU7uDl1.jpg

do you think he uses the claw hand? maybe that's why it became a claw?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BniKoHRlMi0&t=52s

# ? Nov 30, 2020 02:22

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

smug jeebus posted:

Why doesn't he have any pubes

because by year 40k everyone has embraced manscaping

# ? Nov 30, 2020 02:40

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Shadowed Bacon posted:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/5118-Assor...24AAOSwkHJfv98P

Zoom in the purple marines. Even if I was just a reseller, I would take a sharpie to those pads. Also, what is with every seller just tossing random bits in pile? Is there an eBay law preventing people from displaying the bits at least 1mm from each other?

Remind me, which Chapter has a swastika as their chapter symbol?

# ? Nov 30, 2020 03:36

Crackbone: May 23, 2003; Vlaada is my co-pilot.

TotalHell posted:

Remind me, which Chapter has a swastika as their chapter symbol?

Emperor�s Chuds

# ? Nov 30, 2020 06:03

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Shadowed Bacon posted:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/5118-Assor...24AAOSwkHJfv98P

Zoom in the purple marines. Even if I was just a reseller, I would take a sharpie to those pads. Also, what is with every seller just tossing random bits in pile? Is there an eBay law preventing people from displaying the bits at least 1mm from each other?

I think they just dump a bunch of pieces on the photo stage and ensure they have x number of torsos in each one and a handful of smaller pieces besides. Really they should just sell that poo poo by weight instead of in multiple 1 pound sterling lots, though I guess this way someone who needs a particular part could get that lot. But yeah, either obliterate the nazi poo poo or at least turn the figure so it's on the bottom side.

# ? Nov 30, 2020 06:07

working mom: Jul 8, 2015

Shadowed Bacon posted:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/5118-Assor...24AAOSwkHJfv98P

Zoom in the purple marines. Even if I was just a reseller, I would take a sharpie to those pads. Also, what is with every seller just tossing random bits in pile? Is there an eBay law preventing people from displaying the bits at least 1mm from each other?

Thats a yikes, random bits in a pile though are where i get some of my best deals, it takes a bit longer to figure out the value of whats on offer but means you can get some cracking deals because no one else wants to deal with it

# ? Nov 30, 2020 12:45

Fashionable Jorts: Jan 18, 2010; Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you

# ? Nov 30, 2020 22:21

rndmnmbr: Jul 3, 2012

I've already made the Wizards joke in thread, I can't do it twice.

# ? Nov 30, 2020 23:35

Ugleb: Nov 19, 2014; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

60p for a GW product.

# ? Dec 1, 2020 00:16

w00tmonger: Mar 9, 2011; F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Hell yeah

# ? Dec 1, 2020 01:17

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Get your Chaos Cultist models on Shapeways!

# ? Dec 2, 2020 03:12

LashLightning: Feb 20, 2010; You know you didn't have to go post that, right?
But it's fine, I guess...
You just keep being you!

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Gonna have to keep this in mind - I think I could make something decent out of a Winter Germans sprue from an issue of Wargames Illustrated and stuff left over from a Frostgrave Wizards box.

# ? Dec 2, 2020 04:02