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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


McSpergin posted:

A cheap bottle of spirits is $20 to 30 minimum

lol look at his highness that's too good for Goon

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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Bismuth posted:

Ive been in houses like that, people are usually not taking fantastic care of their animals, rats have sensitive respiratory systems and living in a stink cloud is really bad for them. People also let cat boxes and dog yards get absolutely vile too, its more about being a responsible person than the animal itself

then why do they live in sewers?

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

mind the walrus posted:

I mean, makes sense. Booze helps make crappy water more potable

no

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

This is possibly the best post you've ever made.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6tnj7IEI0E

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Would have been funnier with an Osprey

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Samovar posted:

Would have been funnier with an Osprey

A low bar to pass.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

fuckin breeders man posted:

a fifth of a gallon is 757 ml

Memento posted:

You know how the word gallon can mean two quantities? And an "ounce" can be like three different things?

You know there's nothing in metric that means more than one thing?

Turns out that the conversion tool built into duckduckgo defaults to 'imperial' or 'UK' gallons. An 'imperial' gallon is 1.2 US gallons. What the gently caress.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Carbon dioxide posted:

Turns out that the conversion tool built into duckduckgo defaults to 'imperial' or 'UK' gallons. An 'imperial' gallon is 1.2 US gallons. What the gently caress.

[LAUGHS IN METRIC]

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I would be interested to know how a “fifth of a gallon” ever became popular as a meaningful measure anyway, and I say this as a sometime imperial-units apologist. Liquid measure is quite useful in powers of two because you can divide it up easily, just pour it out till the levels are equal. How the gently caress do you get fifths

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Data Graham posted:

Liquid measure is quite useful in powers of two because you can divide it up easily, just pour it out till the levels are equal.

How is that "easy" :confused: It's possible, sure, but it's also a method that no-one has ever used except as a last-ditch method because it's a loving hassle.

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
PYF Measurements: Piss by the Hogshead

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Data Graham posted:

I would be interested to know how a “fifth of a gallon” ever became popular as a meaningful measure anyway, and I say this as a sometime imperial-units apologist. Liquid measure is quite useful in powers of two because you can divide it up easily, just pour it out till the levels are equal. How the gently caress do you get fifths

“Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.”

Let us never speak of pints again

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Having lived extensively with both, if you’re not in a lab or engineering or somewhere where you’re regularly doing unit conversions, then metric vs standard/imperial makes absofuckinglutely no difference to your daily life. Being smug about it is dumb as poo poo either way.

Metric is better because it’s the global standard, not because hapless americans are constantly bamboozled by the fact that an australian pint is a different size or that 12 is an arbitrary number of inches.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
What's fun in engineering is that sometimes people will measure things in both systems. Like something that's 2inches by 3 centimeters or a drug dosage that's mg per oz

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

LifeSunDeath posted:

this is from 2010:

quote:

Where are they today?

B Shoc formed his own label, Flip Flop Entertainment. He’s using his God given abilities to “challenge this generation to live a Christ-like life.” He’s teaching fans how to do the “Jesus Lean,” but also warns of Hell, “somewhere you really don’t wanna go.” You can check out more of his music on his official website.

The road for Icy Hot Stuntaz member Freeze hasn’t been paved with platinum. Upset over the Stuntaz split, he took his beef to his website where he provides updates and some insight into what went wrong.

I did sum research, practiced my rhymez, and came up with some of tha phattest beats the world eva saw. But Da Flame and Blade weren’t havin non of it. They sayz i wuzn’t takin it serious, and so on. Bastards told me that I wuz no good, worst thug they eva seen. But they used my songz, and got a crappy replacement… now you see how big they are! Shizzle my nizzle man those guys got huge off my work! And now It’s time for you all to know the truth! SPREAD THE WORD YA’LL the truth! SPREAD THE WORD YA’LL



It’s not entirely clear what happened to the third member known as Blade, but there are rumors he traded his Mitsubishi Eclipse in for a hybrid, citing “global warming and poo poo” as motivation for the change.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D7iT2MT00o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTTUBdUkCVo

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Look, every society has some bullshit that started before everyone currently alive was born and keeps going out of inertia. America has the imperial measurement system, Britain has driving on the wrong side of the road and a royal family and a culture of crippling alcoholism. There's no point being smug or proud about it as if it's something you accomplished just by being born there or it's a game of Civilization and you're tallying up everyone's culture score to see who wins.



Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Crane Fist posted:

... what did you think SAS stand for?

https://youtu.be/stgllEinWow

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Crane Fist posted:

... what did you think SAS stand for?

This reminded me of a guy in military police school who was adamant that SWAT stood for "secret weapons äänd tactical" probably because some instructor had said it as a joke. IDK why he always emphasized the äänd :shrug:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Of course Adelaide ripping us off with beer. Kents.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Data Graham posted:

I would be interested to know how a “fifth of a gallon” ever became popular as a meaningful measure anyway, and I say this as a sometime imperial-units apologist. Liquid measure is quite useful in powers of two because you can divide it up easily, just pour it out till the levels are equal. How the gently caress do you get fifths

Blue laws most likely, a lot of states still have strict limits on how much alcohol you can buy at once.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

A fifth is an alcoholics minimum serving to get drunk .

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I'm guessing it started as 750ml first

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

^^

Data Graham posted:

I would be interested to know how a “fifth of a gallon” ever became popular as a meaningful measure anyway, and I say this as a sometime imperial-units apologist. Liquid measure is quite useful in powers of two because you can divide it up easily, just pour it out till the levels are equal. How the gently caress do you get fifths
you know what a bottle of wine looks like, right?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I always assumed a fifth was some creative size creep, like instead of selling someone a quarter of something

Like the 1/3 pound burger being rejected as smaller than the 1/4 effect but in reverse


Basically just bog standard :capitalism:

This is totally just an assumption I made because I am a jaded weirdo

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

FFT posted:

you know what a bottle of wine looks like, right?

If you remember what a bottle of wine looks like, you haven't had enough bottles of wine.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

The Bloop posted:

I always assumed a fifth was some creative size creep, like instead of selling someone a quarter of something

Like the 1/3 pound burger being rejected as smaller than the 1/4 effect but in reverse


Basically just bog standard :capitalism:

This is totally just an assumption I made because I am a jaded weirdo
it's more an adaptation to an opposite of "baker's dozen" but you're correct on :capitalism:

quote:

In the late 19th century, liquor in the US was often sold in bottles which appeared to hold one US quart (32 US fl oz; 950 ml), but in fact contained less than a quart and were called "fifths" or commercial quarts.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



God drat lol, I thought that was going to end up being too dumb to be true

"Here's a quart :troll:" *actually has one of those big glass dome-bubbles in the bottom of the bottle taking up space*

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"



I would follow you to the end, my brother, my captain, my Apache Attack Helicopter.

A++

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

...of SCIENCE! posted:

Look, every society has some bullshit that started before everyone currently alive was born and keeps going out of inertia. America has the imperial measurement system, Britain has driving on the wrong side of the road and a royal family and a culture of crippling alcoholism. There's no point being smug or proud about it as if it's something you accomplished just by being born there or it's a game of Civilization and you're tallying up everyone's culture score to see who wins.


Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002








LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
"One does not simply walk into Mordor"

A spray of hellfire missiles loosed from the Boeing AH-64 Apache Longbow loitering over Hobbitsville. In an instant, the gunner trained his HUD reticle right onto the eye of Sauron, causing the missles to bank rapidly and home in on their target.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Data Graham posted:

God drat lol, I thought that was going to end up being too dumb to be true

"Here's a quart :troll:" *actually has one of those big glass dome-bubbles in the bottom of the bottle taking up space*

That wine bottle divot is called a 'punt' and it evenly distributes pressure from altitude change, carbonation, or continued fermentation along a hemispherical surface so bottles don't explode along a weak 90-degree seam at the bottom during transport to different altitudes or after extended time in a cellar. They used to be very necessary before more precise winemaking methods nailed down the use of sulfates to stop fermentation accurately, but now they're just kinda traditional and make for a stronger bottle overall.
:goonsay:

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


drat turns out america was cool this whole time, hosed up

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

lmao at all of this

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
Sure an Apache would probably cause a bit of a ruckus but those flying dragons could still chomp it out of the air

So you'd need more than just an apache

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Collapsing Farts posted:

Sure an Apache would probably cause a bit of a ruckus but those flying dragons could still chomp it out of the air

So you'd need more than just an apache

t... two apaches?

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


It took me a couple of tries but I finally managed to get into JoJo, I enjoy the memes even more now

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Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

FFT posted:

t... two apaches?

And four apaches for the hobbit bros, for its silly to fly alone.

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