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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
The casque of animedildo

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Baller Time posted:

You are browsing the library of your newly inherited mansion. In one of the book cases, you notice a volume titled "Anime Feet". You try to remove this out-of-place book from shelf. A click. The case slides to the side. Your eyes widen in horror.
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
Quoth the Raven, "Nyoro~n."

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Splicer posted:

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
Quoth the Raven, "Nyoro~n."

God drat. :stonklol:

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

Splicer posted:

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
Quoth the Raven, "Nyoro~n."

I love this goddamn stupid thread.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Cup Runneth Over posted:

For the love of God, Montresor!

"Don't you knock???"

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Splicer posted:

The casque of animedildo

whew!

Orv
May 4, 2011

jonsicoli posted:

"Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! --tear up the planks! here, here! --It is the rattling of this hideous vibe!"

This is, sadly, too long for a thread title.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Orv posted:

This is, sadly, too long for a thread title.


'Quoth the Raven, "Nyoro~n."' Should be perfect though.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Neddy Seagoon posted:

'Quoth the Raven, "Nyoro~n."' Should be perfect though.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Verse 3 of the bells also works pretty well for this thread if you replace bells with balls and load up the page of schlongs of skyrim.

quote:

Hear the loud alarum balls—
Brazen balls!
What tale of terror, now, their turbulency tells!
In the startled ear of night
How they scream out their affright!
Too much horrified to speak,
They can only shriek, shriek,
Out of tune,
In a clamorous appealing to the mercy of the fire,
In a mad expostulation with the deaf and frantic fire,
Leaping higher, higher, higher,
With a desperate desire,
And a resolute endeavor
Now—now to sit or never,
By the side of the pale-faced moon.
Oh, the balls, balls, balls!
What a tale their terror tells
Of Despair!
How they clang, and clash, and roar!
What a horror they outpour
On the bosom of the palpitating air!
Yet the ear it fully knows,
By the twanging,
And the clanging,
How the danger ebbs and flows;
Yet the ear distinctly tells,
In the jangling,
And the wrangling.
How the danger sinks and swells,
By the sinking or the swelling in the anger of the balls—
Of the balls—
Of the balls, balls, balls, balls,
Balls, balls, balls—
In the clamor and the clangor of the balls!

Outpouring horror on the bosom of the palpitating air from your disharmonious balls.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Nov 26, 2020

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Because not being sexually harassed by NPCs is immersion breaking.

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/42887

At least it works on both genders for when you're a dude wearing the more Conan esque armors

Work safe photos in the link, it's also a compatibility nightmare so they only have vanilla clothing in the pictures.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


My favorite part is what a poorly implemented hack job it is. All so that NPCs will stare at your tits!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Cup Runneth Over posted:

My favorite part is what a poorly implemented hack job it is. All so that NPCs will stare at your tits!

Wouldn't it have been way easier to make it so they stare at you tits no matter what you're wearing? Because who uses that but only wants to use vanilla clothing?

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
Be ready to see a compatibility patch for each and every single set of armor.


It makes trying to look up armors a pain in the rear end cause you got the armor set, then all 20 of the different body type conversions, then a version of each conversion with bouncing tits....


Oh and then all the different language translations for each one

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
it looks like you're just supposed to equip your modded titty armor and then type a specific console command to get it to work
but also :lmao: that the only way they could apparently change where npcs look is by invisibly race-changing you mid conversation

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I mean that makes sense in that the different races have different heights in TES games, though there is also a command to set character scale so I don't know why they can't use that.

Magmarashi
May 20, 2009





RPATDO_LAMD posted:

it looks like you're just supposed to equip your modded titty armor and then type a specific console command to get it to work
but also :lmao: that the only way they could apparently change where npcs look is by invisibly race-changing you mid conversation

That isn't the ONLY way to do it, but it is the laziest way to do it

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Isn't this the house from Haunting Ground?is this a horror game?

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

Solar Tornado posted:

Isn't this the house from Haunting Ground?is this a horror game?

Haunting Ground could only wish it had such twisted visages


That's right. Arseface is the new owner of the HentaiHouse



Wow. This is nice. It looks really real.



This is as strange as the art gets.



Come on in. The water's fine.


It's just a really great house. I started with mocking the author's name and now I end it with nothing but respect for the work they've put into this old game. Thank you Hentai.

nexus6
Sep 2, 2011

If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
Dayum, Arseface is ripped

SpudCat
Mar 12, 2012

You may have become master of Hentai House... but can you handle Hentai Mania?

From what I can tell there's no actual hentai in this one either. From the description it adds a bunch of dungeons with mmo-style bosses you farm for random equipment drops, which are your standard skimpy anime armor stuff. The author was very prolific, there's even a sequel.

Some of those images are pretty great though.

Kokoro Wish
Jul 23, 2007

Post? What post? Oh wow.
I had nothing to do with THAT.


"A Fanmade dlc sized mod that adds a new monster without replacing any, adds a layerd for every weapon, armor, palico and more."



Kokoro Wish fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Dec 2, 2020

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
Tell me I can fight a Cyberdemon with that mod and I will finally have an actual reason to buy Iceborne.

DoubleNegative
Jan 27, 2010

The most virtuous child in the entire world.
Rimworld mods are a hoot, y'all.



Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Guess she's really leaning into it...

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/105810

Relatively low key for skyrim sex mods, it's just a single book of explaining the differences in how the different fantasy races gently caress.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Mordja posted:

Guess she's really leaning into it...


From watching a playthrough so far the game does actually seem to have a pretty... coherent message in its gender politics, broadly I think it does a good job of portraying commodification and fetishization of women's bodies as incredibly disturbing.

Basically the setting is very grungy cyberpunk sort of thing, but it leans into the sense of alienation and oppressiveness of the environment and I think does a pretty good approach at conveying the society as horrible because of that.

I don't think it's very subtle about it either, like it doesn't outright say "THIS IS BAD" but it kind of beats you over the head with the way it's portrayed. You spend a lot of time crawling around semi-ruined condemned sections of the city and they're full of discarded sexbots that are definitely far more disturbing than tittilating.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Dec 12, 2020

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Skwirl posted:

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/105810

Relatively low key for skyrim sex mods, it's just a single book of explaining the differences in how the different fantasy races gently caress.
Man, that reminds me of when Morrowind shipped with literal in-game porn describing a cat person's spiky cat penis.

Magmarashi
May 20, 2009





Cardiovorax posted:

Man, that reminds me of when Morrowind shipped with literal in-game porn describing a cat person's spiky cat penis.

I think Morrowind was when they censored it

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Magmarashi posted:

I think Morrowind was when they censored it
It sure was still there when I ended up accidentally reading it, having never played an Elder Scrolls game before.

Magmarashi
May 20, 2009





Cardiovorax posted:

It sure was still there when I ended up accidentally reading it, having never played an Elder Scrolls game before.

quote:

In Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim this book became a 5-volume book, see The Real Barenziah. The change from 10 volumes to 5 volumes was accomplished by combining books rather than deleting material, except for the one censored passage regarding Barenziah's sexual encounter with a Khajiit.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
I don't know what to tell you. Clearly that is wrong because it was in the game when I played it almost twenty years ago. Hilarious thing to stumble over at fifteen, too. Maybe they patched it out later.

Magmarashi
May 20, 2009





Cardiovorax posted:

I don't know what to tell you. Clearly that is wrong because it was in the game when I played it almost twenty years ago. Hilarious thing to stumble over at fifteen, too. Maybe they patched it out later.

In the base xbox and pc version that passage is straight up censored. Don't know what to tell YOU, other than "You looked it up and are misremembering" cause it was not

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I also remember it being in morrowind.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Magmarashi posted:

In the base xbox and pc version that passage is straight up censored. Don't know what to tell YOU, other than "You looked it up and are misremembering" cause it was not
I didn't, no, but I'm not interesting in wasting my time arguing about it with you either.

Magmarashi
May 20, 2009





A fresh from the game disc install with no patches shows it censored :shrug:

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
Maybe they forgot to patch it out of the localized text for some languages, I didn't play the game in English at the time. That's all I can really offer, I guess, because I do know for a fact that I didn't go out of my way to look something up that I only know about because I recall seeing it first-hand.

VVV Works for me.

Cardiovorax fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Dec 12, 2020

Magmarashi
May 20, 2009





Cardiovorax posted:

Maybe they forgot to patch it out of the localized text for some languages, I didn't play the game in English at the time. That's all I can really offer, I guess, because I do know for a fact that I didn't go out of my way to look something up that I only know about because I recall seeing it first-hand.

ya know, non-english versions could have, so technically we're both right. The best kind of right.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
Speaking of skyrim and sex mods, remember this one?

Chaltab posted:

Hey guys a *Classic* Oldrim mod has finally been ported to Special Edition!

F.E.M.A.L.E. SE - More Sexy Creatures

Very much NSFW.


Ever felt like that just wasn't enough? This mod has got your covered! :nws:

Its got it all, gigantic tits and rear end, physics for all those plus vulva physics. How about a twerking flame atronach? :nws:

Vagina physics too mundane for ya? No worries, add a cock! Also with physics! Oh, and the above F.E.M.A.L.E. mod? This one has a compatibility patch for that, and a few other monster mods so you can gallivant about with all your female monsters with physics enabled bits! I envy their dedication

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StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
at a certain point i have to wonder why they don't just make a porn game in unity or something, it's not like it'd be especially more demanding than beating a bethesda product into shape

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