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Mulaney Power Move posted:they sure are taking forever to commence the invasion They're having second thoughts after they took a gander at my lovecraftian rear end in a top hat
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Dec 4, 2020 05:20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEhgnkQoPqQ hmm
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Dec 4, 2020 05:48
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Mulaney Power Move posted:they sure are taking forever to commence the invasion Why would they want to invade?
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Dec 4, 2020 06:16
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SHOOT DOWN A UFO AND CRACK OPEN THE GOOEY INSIDES LIKE A SLIMEY OYSTER
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Dec 4, 2020 06:21
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I remember seeing that a few years back and thinking that looks like a drone, probably something somebody whipped up from hobbyking parts and flew remotely. It doesn't show any flight characteristics that tell me otherwise. I'd like to see somebody do a speed analysis from the video, it doesn't look like it's going much more than 60kph and it doesn't look very large either.
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Dec 4, 2020 06:26
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Tarkus posted:I remember seeing that a few years back and thinking that looks like a drone, probably something somebody whipped up from hobbyking parts and flew remotely. It doesn't show any flight characteristics that tell me otherwise. I'd like to see somebody do a speed analysis from the video, it doesn't look like it's going much more than 60kph and it doesn't look very large either. well some goobers did a thorough analysis on it, which you can read here. fucks me if it's correct. lots of pages and graphs. the interesting part though is the radar pinging. that pdf is a good insomnia cure too, so have a look if you're in the need for a snooze
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Dec 4, 2020 06:31
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Halloween Liker posted:SHOOT DOWN A UFO AND CRACK OPEN THE GOOEY INSIDES LIKE A SLIMEY OYSTER Pretty much yeah. I'm not gonna pretend I'm not filled with uncontrollable bloodlust for these gray fuckers. Just coming here uninvited and flying around in OUR sky anonymously like it belongs to them, molesting our poor farmers and cattle, making us wonder about who they are and what they are doing. There is gonna be a reckoning, trust me. They will pay in blood for all of this
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Dec 4, 2020 14:55
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well. I mean..it doesn't look like poo poo to me. However, I'll say this; if I saw it rise up out of the ocean and saw it fly up into space right in front of me I'd probably be pretty non-plussed.
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Dec 4, 2020 15:09
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Facebook Aunt posted:Why would they want to invade? according to the "when the ufo war happens" documentary i watched the resource they're after is protein. giant collector ships will go around sucking up everything with an amino acid.
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Dec 4, 2020 15:11
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If they want to suck our dicks i don't really see the need for war
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Dec 4, 2020 16:51
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Facebook Aunt posted:Why would they want to invade? Why do the two Trump failsons travel around half the world to slaughter a helpless elephant? The answer is self-esteem issues, feeling emasculated, male fragility and sadistic tendencies, but none of these concepts would mean anything to an alien. The alien would just see two bozos cruising around the planet and shooting at helpless elephants. The same way we can't ever really understand why aliens would invade or probe us. We just have to accept that they are here, they are hostile and they can't be bargained with. And we need to stop them by force. Now. And the nuclear option should be on the table too
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Dec 4, 2020 17:12
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GABA ghoul posted:Pretty much yeah. I'm not gonna pretend I'm not filled with uncontrollable bloodlust for these gray fuckers. Just coming here uninvited and flying around in OUR sky anonymously like it belongs to them, molesting our poor farmers and cattle, making us wonder about who they are and what they are doing. There is gonna be a reckoning, trust me. They will pay in blood for all of this The UFOs are doing the jobs that no one else wants to do. In this case it's molesting our farmers and cattle.
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Dec 4, 2020 17:37
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Mulaney Power Move posted:according to the "when the ufo war happens" documentary i watched the resource they're after is protein. giant collector ships will go around sucking up everything with an amino acid. beans and rice have a compete set of amino acids beans and any whole grain just grow beans guys
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Icochet posted:If they want to suck our dicks i don't really see the need for war naem posted:beans and rice have a compete set of amino acids yeah the point was like "what resource does earth have that is worth the bother." I like the idea that they're not aliens, they're interdimensional and distant human ancestors trying to prevent their extinction and that's why they gave barney hill a handjob in the doctor's office
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Dec 4, 2020 19:15
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Swamp gas. Swamp ape. It all makes sense 
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Dec 4, 2020 19:17
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No one ever considered that swamp gas is UFO exhaust
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Dec 4, 2020 19:19
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It’s actually swamp rear end not gas.
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Dec 4, 2020 19:41
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Facebook Aunt posted:Why would they want to invade? The philosophical questions behind a species of superior intelligence existing on our planet, underwater, are pretty interesting. We are making GBS threads in their places if so. How do they feel about that? Being of superior intelligence they must be able to comprehend our societies, languages, ideas, et al, because even a three year old human can do some of that.
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Dec 5, 2020 05:12
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I thought Bob Lazar had been debunked to hell
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naem posted:beans and rice have a compete set of amino acids Yeah orbital hydroponic farming. Never bother dipping in and out of a gravity well. Depending one what exactly they need, we could introduce them to the yeasts and algae 70s scifi promised me we'd all be eating in the future. Space aliens would have easy access to asteroid minerals and nearly infinite solar power, I just don't see what they get out of invading planets. I mean, obviously they are butt stuff enthusiasts. But you don't need to invade for butt stuff.
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i am harry posted:The philosophical questions behind a species of superior intelligence existing on our planet, underwater, are pretty interesting. We are making GBS threads in their places if so. How do they feel about that? Being of superior intelligence they must be able to comprehend our societies, languages, ideas, et al, because even a three year old human can do some of that. If they evolved there then they aren't aliens. They are just damp earthlings. 
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Dec 5, 2020 05:27
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I wonder at what point they'll just reveal themselves to us and be like "can you bastards stop trying to shoot us down? You got lucky that one time in 1947 but Gl'eegl'ox was pretty drunk and shouldn't have been flying around anyways."
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Dec 5, 2020 05:59
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I think I saw a post from a goon a while back that said their relative who lived in the country had a UFO floating over their front yard, so they grabbed a shotgun and started shooting at it. Then a super bright spotlight shined on the guy and a voice came over a loudspeaker and said “STOP SHOOTING AT US!!!!!!”. Makes me laugh
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Dec 5, 2020 06:05
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Aliens in ships? Turns out we need a roof, not a wall.
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Tetramin posted:I think I saw a post from a goon a while back that said their relative who lived in the country had a UFO floating over their front yard, so they grabbed a shotgun and started shooting at it. Then a super bright spotlight shined on the guy and a voice came over a loudspeaker and said “STOP SHOOTING AT US!!!!!!”. Makes me laugh Aliens back home: “ yeah so those earthling humanoids...kinda dicks, right?”
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Dec 5, 2020 07:10
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naem posted:beans and rice have a compete set of amino acids Like with humans, the cruelty is the point.
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naem posted:beans and rice have a compete set of amino acids Sometimes you gotta suck the amino acids from the root
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I have a straw they can use
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When you think about it all invasions here on earth have been about a bunch of dudes wanting to suck off an another bunch of dudes but not being able to communicate it constructively
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Tetramin posted:I think I saw a post from a goon a while back that said their relative who lived in the country had a UFO floating over their front yard, so they grabbed a shotgun and started shooting at it. Then a super bright spotlight shined on the guy and a voice came over a loudspeaker and said “STOP SHOOTING AT US!!!!!!”. Makes me laugh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPvmIxu-LSA
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Dec 5, 2020 11:40
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I can’t believe Bill Cooper was right about UFOs
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The Bananana posted:Aliens real. -Halo Chief
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Just woke up to a friend's text saying his theory is that the weird monolith things showing up have been viral marketing for GTA6, and now I feel like I'm crazy because it feels like this already happened
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Dec 5, 2020 15:12
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Lol I used to hang with those guys in highschool, can't believe that's still around.
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Facebook Aunt posted:If they evolved there then they aren't aliens. They are just damp earthlings. I didn’t say that, just presumed that underwater is where they currently are.
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Simone Magus posted:Just woke up to a friend's text saying his theory is that the weird monolith things showing up have been viral marketing for GTA6, and now I feel like I'm crazy because it feels like this already happened Isn't it crushingly depressing to realise that for anything weird or mysterious that happens viral marketing is the most likely explanation?
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