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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
I’m sorry but the Kansas City Chiefs are on... Lockdown. :getin:

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Lock pissed at himself.







As he should be.

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
That taunt doesn't work quite as well when there aren't any fans

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
https://twitter.com/espn/status/1323062410329075717

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i was planning on turning this game off once the chiefs inevitably start owning them and their lethargy is making me stick with it even though denver will obviously lose

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?

Zyla posted:

i wish someone killed him with a shovel years ago

the only time i've ever seen Cloverfield was when it was in theaters, but i remember liking it. I think it works because the monster's origin doesn't matter when it's just a story about random people trying to survive a kaiju attack, so abrams' obsession with mystery boxes can't gently caress things up. on the other hand, i'd be willing to bet that he had to be forced kicking & screaming to actually show the monster at any point, because his obsession with mystery boxes probably extended to "what the thing looks like" and he never had a design for it

my point is that making & selling a collectible statue of something that the design for never extended beyond a napkin scrawling is super dumb

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012


Pop, Lock, WR dropped it

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
If the Chiefs actually lose to Drew Lock... lol

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Cloverfield is okay but as a fan of kaiju films it's not even really in my top 50 for the genre.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Where was this gambling graphic when they were playing the raiders?

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
less stutter, more jets

japtor
Oct 28, 2005
Probably won’t matter in the end but I feel like they should’ve just taken the extra point this early.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Kelce seems hard to bring down

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Already in range for their next field goal!

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

only able to follow this one via ticker

does mahomes keep forgetting how to throw when he gets inside the 20 or what

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Mantis42 posted:

Already in range for their next field goal!

Nah, gotta get inside the 10 first.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Can't wait for the NBC primetime drama Orderlies

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?

Quiet Feet posted:

Where was this gambling graphic when they were playing the raiders?

are there any NFL slot machines out there? somebody's gotta be thinking about that now that the raiders are in Vegas, right?

actually, are there any pro sports-branded slots?

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
Clearly the solution here is that Mahomes just needs to throw TDs from outside the 20.

It would have worked if the refs were paying attention earlier. :argh:

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
big ol gap there

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
None of those Nurses are wearing masks smh

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Mahomes really has that just barely fast enough thing going with his runs.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
they found the endzone, how about that

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
:flag: :ohdear:

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

:flag:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Well, there you go.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


well guessing that ought to do it

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
Who would have guessed the Chiefs first TD would be at 1 minute left in the 3rd

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Was worried because they didn't give them the offside earlier in the game.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
It's weird that Texas Tech had like 5 QBs in a row with a million yards and everyone was like "system QBs" and then Mahomes did it too but turned out to be a great NFL QB.

What if Seth Deoge really would have been awesome in the NFL? What's Graham Harrell up to these days?

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
Finally

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Josh Lyman posted:

This game is a piece of poo poo to watch. Chiefs will still pull it out, a waste of 3.5 hours

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


got back just in time to watch the horsemen blow it

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
that's better

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

PostNouveau posted:

It's weird that Texas Tech had like 5 QBs in a row with a million yards and everyone was like "system QBs" and then Mahomes did it too but turned out to be a great NFL QB.

What if Seth Deoge really would have been awesome in the NFL? What's Graham Harrell up to these days?

I mean most of those guys had Kellen Moore type arms really.

It's funny that they had Baker Mayfield too and maaaaaaaaan did their fans all hate him. Even before he left.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Qwijib0 posted:

big ol gap there

don't doxx me

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
I don’t know that Mahomes wants a shootout with Drew “The Lock” Lock.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Thank you Jesus

Also, I hate that Microsoft commercial with the neglected doggos :mad:

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Chiefs always win but they always gotta be weird about it.

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PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

chiefs offense gotta play slower to keep the explosive drew lock offense off the field

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