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Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006


Context:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
that's radical

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Please stop following your dreams.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

LifeSunDeath posted:

that's radical

I'm jealous of his specific, remembered dreams.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

I'm jealous of his specific, remembered dreams.

If you get into hardcore alcoholism and then withdraw enough to be miserable but not enough to get DTs or seizures, you'll get some crazy memorable dreams. Don't ask how I know.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
I don't think recreating my dream of cutting up my fingers and hand like sausage slices and pan frying would be a good idea.

Would get some clicks tho.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012


Okay but this stuff is the best on popcorn.

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

RoboRodent posted:

Okay but this stuff is the best on popcorn.

I wonder why Kraft hasn’t marketed their own cheezy popcorn. It seems like it’d be a smash hit with the lazy buttertroll crowd.

spankmeister posted:

Isn't that what wonder bread is, realistically?

Realistically, maybe. Unfortunately, capitalism means that “wonder” is a brand name so an actual loaf of wonder bread costs more than a third-party loaf of whole wheat. (Still less than presliced rye, however.)

But yeah that garbage sandwich bread that is more sugar than yeast is absolutely poverty bread as long as you avoid the Brand Names and their 300% markup.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I like the French for "real cheese'

Why, it's veritably cheese!!

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Brawnfire posted:

I like the French for "real cheese'

Why, it's veritably cheese!!

Rather, the english version is royal cheese. Very sad for anglo cheese culture.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

If you get into hardcore alcoholism and then withdraw enough to be miserable but not enough to get DTs or seizures, you'll get some crazy memorable dreams. Don't ask how I know.

Supposedly you can recreate that with like 400mg of diphenhydramine.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I had a very vivid dream when I was about 19 that I had won the lottery and the money was in my bank account and I bought a porsche. I woke up and immediately checked my bank account in like a dreamy haze, and nope, not a winner. I wanted to believe!

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

If you get into hardcore alcoholism and then withdraw enough to be miserable but not enough to get DTs or seizures, you'll get some crazy memorable dreams. Don't ask how I know.

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Supposedly you can recreate that with like 400mg of diphenhydramine.

About a decade ago I took Chantix to quit smoking. One of the side effects is vivid and unusual dreams. It was kinda cool at first, but after about a month of crazy dreams it became incredibly tedious. Basically felt like I had no escape from reality, waking up every morning remembering my dreams. Felt weirdly like I was never sleeping.

I do not recommend chantix at all. Suicidal ideation is also one of the potential side-effects.

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BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

If you get into hardcore alcoholism and then withdraw enough to be miserable but not enough to get DTs or seizures, you'll get some crazy memorable dreams. Don't ask how I know.

I've been to hell twice.

It's much more brutalist architecture (concrete, square) and just confused people. Ask what year it is they point to a calendar from 2035 or something and I'm like, what? And then they just laugh, no it's not real. None of this is real.

The woman at the registration desk is confused. The infant ICU is incredibly sad. You go out and find the baseball fields and there's some kids playing and then you hear screaming from around the way.

Some guy is asking me to pay him for some weed he fronted and then next thing I know I'm getting curb stomped.


Would not recommend, even though it's an open facility and you can just walk off campus and into suburban hell. Just ask for help and look in to the dead eyes of a woman straight off the set of Mad Men.

That's my hell story.

Oh and food related, so I saw a bunch of baby carrots in the corner of the kindergarten adjacent to the infant ICU. They were fingers that someone had bitten off and spit out.

I went to the receptionist and she was like, 'well, what are you gonna do?'

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmbG7CfFsmE

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


wheatpuppy posted:

Government cheese made the best grilled-cheese sandwiches, hands-down. Grilled-cheese day at my elementary school cafeteria was exponentially more popular than rectangular-pizza day.
My dad got some when he was a starving grad student. He said it had salt crystallized out of it and it was pretty inedible even when he was living soup can to soup can. Maybe he got a worse block than some.

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Jul 13, 2004

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Scarodactyl posted:

My dad got some when he was a starving grad student. He said it had salt crystallized out of it and it was pretty inedible even when he was living soup can to soup can. Maybe he got a worse block than some.

I can fully imagine that would the sort of thing with wildly varying standards, from "good enough" to "gently caress 'em"

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Scarodactyl posted:

My dad got some when he was a starving grad student. He said it had salt crystallized out of it and it was pretty inedible even when he was living soup can to soup can. Maybe he got a worse block than some.

that isn't salt.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_crystals

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


It's a salt anyway. Given how this stuff was made I wasn't going to make any assumptions based on how better cheeses react.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


I love a nice Cheddar full of those tangy lactate crystals.

It's really only good in small amounts though, I wouldn't want it on my government cheese ration.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Lol if you take any government cheese that doesn't have live maggots still jumping. How else could you confirm the quality?

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Lol if you take any government cheese that doesn't have live maggots still jumping. How else could you confirm the quality?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

cazu merka.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg0nYhUB7CA

Project M.A.M.I.L.
Apr 30, 2007

Older, balder, fatter...

Yellow Yoshi posted:

why does it exist
i understand substitutes in a time of scarcity, but its not like america is rendered incapable by law of god, nature or man to make actual cheese now
is it really so good to so many people that those businesses are able to survive

If you live in or visit America you soon realise that they have this down to a fine art, this thing where they take a good product, break it down to the most cheap and basic derivative of said good product, and then act like this is the only one and it's always been this way and if you don't like it you're un-american.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Scarodactyl posted:

My dad got some when he was a starving grad student. He said it had salt crystallized out of it and it was pretty inedible even when he was living soup can to soup can. Maybe he got a worse block than some.

Lol imagine how long that cheese must have been in storage for crystals to have formed.

Aged American cheese doesn't sound like a good thing at all.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO


quote:

The forbidden Icee

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Mmmm...trichino-licious.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Chickens don't have trichinosis, and those guys hang out inside the meat anyway. It isn't like a bacteria that can be loose in the juice, it's a little horrible wor

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012



The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Nice tongue in rear end pic

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


Okay so maybe Charlie Kelly is marginally less insane than we think

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

This sounds like some kind of dark magic finishing move

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I can feel my soul as it maple leaves my body

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester


Bold of them to replace the jellybeans with peas

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Larks' Tongues by chance?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Impressive that they apparently invented both the very famous NES series and also the quite famous anime porno in the 70's.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/8JBvSRQ.mp4

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nuh-uh no way
Mar 27, 2010

This needs sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpDzKX0g2po

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