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Kief Richards posted:Jeffrey of BEZOS is keeping anti aging technology from us!!!!!! Also he sent me the wrong kitten calendar, this is the one where they are hanging in there and clearly I ordered the calendar where they are batting at bubbles!!!!!!!! If nut was here he would have protected us from this 
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Kief Richards posted:Jeffrey of BEZOS is keeping anti aging technology from us!!!!!! that's pretty bad but maybe he has his reasons and... quote:Also he sent me the wrong kitten calendar, this is the one where they are hanging in there and clearly I ordered the calendar where they are batting at bubbles!!!!!!!! that MONSTER
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Rarity posted:If nut was here he would have protected us from this
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Dead Hippie Ghost posted:I had five total cats growing up, four of which are still alive but they all live in Mexico now. Oh man oh man oh man, please let there be a story about cats pulling off a daring heist, fleeing US law enforcement, and settling down anonymously in Mexico to escape extradition. 
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Dec 8, 2020 14:36
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Rarity posted:If nut was here he would have protected us from this Nut told me I looked pretty and then shoved me face first into the mud, plus I heard he's on the BEZOS payroll. |
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Dec 8, 2020 14:39
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Kief Richards posted:Nut told me I looked pretty and then shoved me face first into the mud This just means he like likes you
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Dec 8, 2020 14:49
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Kief Richards posted:Nut told me I looked pretty and then shoved me face first into the mud, plus I heard he's on the BEZOS payroll. nut gave you a free mud pack and a compliment! and for this he has to endure such slanderous allegations of being a prawn for Big Beezo? for shame - i hope those harribux are worth it
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Dec 8, 2020 14:49
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Look I want to take a minute to address some accusations that have been flying around. The fact is that I leave BYOB open on my browser while I am at work so I can post more efficiently at lunch and so on. While this necessarily means that I am on BYOB a lot without posting, I am NOT a lurker and I do not appreciate being characterized as such. |
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Dec 8, 2020 14:51
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Rarity posted:This just means he like likes you Ok real talk, I'm breaking out of this for a second to tell y'all this: Please never ever ever say this to anyone, especially not a child, because I literally thought it was okay to be abused when I was An Actual Adult because of that. |
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Dec 8, 2020 14:53
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Kief Richards posted:Ok real talk, I'm breaking out of this for a second to tell y'all this: sorry you got put through that friend
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Dec 8, 2020 14:55
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Kief Richards posted:Ok real talk, I'm breaking out of this for a second to tell y'all this: You're completely right, sorry for making light of it
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Dec 8, 2020 15:04
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I'm at work singing the Skechers song to myself in the parking lot because I don't wanna go in. |
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Dec 8, 2020 16:05
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us, to our contracted photo print lab: please print four each of all of these images at this size lab: two each, got it
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Dec 8, 2020 16:32
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I think I might actually walk the gently caress out. The warehouse kid just failed to actually pull orders one entire day. Now everyone is yelling at me. |
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Dec 8, 2020 17:16
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Kief Richards posted:I think I might actually walk the gently caress out. The warehouse kid just failed to actually pull orders one entire day. Now everyone is yelling at me. JFC what is wrong with these jerks? Other than being jerks
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Dec 8, 2020 17:20
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Kief Richards posted:I think I might actually walk the gently caress out. The warehouse kid just failed to actually pull orders one entire day. Now everyone is yelling at me. We all have ups and downs at work and at times like this it is important to stop and ask yourself: “did I remember to swipe that case of whisky before waking out?” |
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Dec 8, 2020 17:20
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It's just a really push pull environment, and like, I get that it's a small business in a pandemic and all, but I'm real tired of not being able to work from home in a pandemic and getting yelled at and vastly underpaid for not doing a thing that I am not even assigned to do, even like with body language or hints. I don't need a lot of supervision but I'm also not a goddamned psychic. And to that end, I would really appreciate it if my boss would stop replying to emails I received and copying the customer while saying rude as poo poo things. |
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Dec 8, 2020 17:47
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Kief Richards posted:It's just a really push pull environment, and like, I get that it's a small business in a pandemic and all, but I'm real tired of not being able to work from home in a pandemic and getting yelled at and vastly underpaid for not doing a thing that I am not even assigned to do, even like with body language or hints. I don't need a lot of supervision but I'm also not a goddamned psychic. drat that's horseshit. I'm sorry you're having that happen. I wish I could write your boss a Strongly Worded Letter. |
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Dec 8, 2020 17:52
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The funny part is that the longest lasting employee in this position before me was four months and she just left a note, walked out and never came back. |
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Dec 8, 2020 17:55
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These kind of places tend to have a pattern as I'm sure you know. It's always a weird little piece of the puzzle to find when you start working at a place
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Dec 8, 2020 18:01
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Yup. I'm stuck because of the pandemic but at the rate this is going I'm going to just dip and file for unemployment until something else opens up. I already have one coworker, with whom I share an office, who has gotten covid and is currently being required to work from home the entire time she's sick. But they still won't let me. |
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Dec 8, 2020 18:12
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Anyway here BYOB I drew you a butthole on my phone
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Dec 8, 2020 18:14
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That's a good butthole 
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Dec 8, 2020 18:17
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Kief Richards posted:Anyway here BYOB I drew you a butthole on my phone So it goes |
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Dec 8, 2020 18:25
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:So it goes You get me |
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Dec 8, 2020 19:03
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I just followed a conversation between an interviewer and the lady he was interviewing, I don't know the topic: "What country do you like the most?" "Shanghai." "What feeling do you associate with it?" "Asia." "A feeling?" "Oh yes, the difference between old and new." "What do you mean?" "Well, because there are so many skyscrapers." "I mean, is that really a feeling?" "Well, okay, you're right. Istanbul maybe." I feel like this is not going to end up being a good investment for whoever made that interview.
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lali-ho |
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Dec 8, 2020 19:28
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La-li-lu-le-lo!
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Kief Richards posted:Anyway here BYOB I drew you a butthole on my phone SweetWillyRollbar posted:So it goes  
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Kief Richards posted:Anyway here BYOB I drew you a butthole on my phone Hot |
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Dec 8, 2020 20:47
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In other news someone stole the bike rack off the back of my car at work. Okay? Like it came with the car and they didn't gently caress up my car but like, ask me and I'll give it to you. |
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Dec 8, 2020 20:55
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aldantefax posted:lali-ho lali-ho how is the airship coming along? |
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Kief Richards posted:In other news someone stole the bike rack off the back of my car at work. Your work parking lot sounds like a magical wild west |
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Dec 8, 2020 21:00
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so a few days ago i do a cartoonish pratfall and make myself sore, and yesterday i made and rapidly consumed a tuna sammich, then slice of toast with butter in a weed daze. while putting the bread away i notice some mold and toss the last few slices and kick myself for not freezing half like i usually do. last night around 3 in the morning the mold had done it's work and today has been an utter write off. i hope my foibles are entertaining to anyone at all besides myself
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Heather Papps posted:so a few days ago i do a cartoonish pratfall and make myself sore, and yesterday i made and rapidly consumed a tuna sammich, then slice of toast with butter in a weed daze. while putting the bread away i notice some mold and toss the last few slices and kick myself for not freezing half like i usually do. oof. lol tho |
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TVsVeryOwn posted:Your work parking lot sounds like a magical wild west It basically is. It's across a river from the city and it's a tooootally different world over here. Big trucks on lift kits, corn fields, a loving Target in the middle of nowhere, a Starbucks attached to a BreadCo. It's loving weird. I hate it. It's extremely Missouri. |
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Heather Papps posted:so a few days ago i do a cartoonish pratfall and make myself sore, and yesterday i made and rapidly consumed a tuna sammich, then slice of toast with butter in a weed daze. while putting the bread away i notice some mold and toss the last few slices and kick myself for not freezing half like i usually do. Brøthër do not dïë |
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aldantefax posted:lali-ho Prof. Crocodile posted:lali-ho 
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