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BAKER VS TOO LEGIT 69428 99.80%
TEAM TAZ VS DARBY CODY 6 0.01%
BATTLE ROYAL 37 0.05%
KENNY VS MOX 99 0.14%
Total: 69570 votes
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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Darby, Cody, Mox and STING vs Hobbs, Starks, Cage and TAZ

book it, coward tony

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
They're also getting rid of the grilled cheese burrito. God dammit. This is Sting's fault.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

MJeff posted:

They're also getting rid of the grilled cheese burrito. God dammit. This is Sting's fault.

That thing is good, but hard to eat.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Gonna debut Hook and put him over Sting.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Pylons posted:

That thing is good, but hard to eat.

The trick is to add refried beans and swap the ground beef for steak or chicken. The consistency becomes far more stable, and delicious. But, gently caress, if they're getting rid of that then there's no reason to go beyond the power menu bowl, and frankly there are many superior fast food salads.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Cavauro posted:

i hope sting doesn't have a horrific injury that affects his quality of life, but i expect that he will if he wrestles more matches. hopefully they bring back the double decker taco

I agree with all of these things

I was excited about Sting's return to a non wrestling role but now I'm not so sure

What I am sure about, however, is double decker tacos

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Aged Elderly Wrestling

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

sting needs money these days, because he divorced in 2010 and put three children through college. tony khan offered him a lot more money for wrestling matches. i don't think you should exploit people that way, and put them at a high risk for severe injury, like that.

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
As a Canadian, I am jealous of all this Taco Bell talk, since the version we have up here is a pale imitation, and even that is a half hour long drive away.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

tony khan said psilanthropy is the future of marketing. and he's going to prove it by breaking sting's faith as well as his body.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
my favorite thing about the double decker taco, was the bean layer between the hard taco and the soft taco

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

El Generico posted:

As a Canadian, I am jealous of all this Taco Bell talk, since the version we have up here is a pale imitation, and even that is a half hour long drive away.

Taco Bell is a pale imitation of Taco Bell.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Has Real Estate Steve been saving his money I wonder

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i heard the reason Sting is in AEW was because he dropped the financial chalupa, so to speak

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

my favorite part of taco bell food is the plastic in the meat, or whatever it is. it tastes better than real meat. i wish i could only eat that plastic or glass or whatever it was, and that it provided all the nutrients that i need. But until that day comes i have to eat spicy pickles as well to be healthy

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Think outside the bun

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Shaq and the guy from State Farm's commercials should be a tag team and join Team TAZ.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

The state farm guy already works late into the night and he's only one man

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

His name is Shaq as well

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

I'd root for Shaq x 2

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Little math joke there

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Orange Carlisle posted:

Why the state farm guy specifically?

They keep building up him up with those ads in show, obviously.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Dang you quoted before I edited now look what happened

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Shaq is going to jump onto Sting's neck and back with both feet from the top rope, over and over for as long as it takes.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
The Shaq's tag team parter would obviously be the General, gently caress a Jake from State Farm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBJbYWXZdiA

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

The only thing that's for sure about Sting... is he has a big tax bill

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

A new anti-Shaq strategy emerges...

https://youtu.be/Ujze28iIE4c

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Cavauro posted:

tony khan said psilanthropy is the future of marketing. and he's going to prove it by breaking sting's faith as well as his body.

Psilanthropy? Mental charity?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it wasn't a typo. i'm just too smart for this place

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

CobiWann posted:

Psilanthropy? Mental charity?

Metal gear?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Stings last match needs to be against someone who can take up the mantle, and the face paint of Sting. Carry on his legacy.


I'm thinking it's gotta be :wardlow:

How dare you suggest covering up that face. What would the women's demo think?!

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Do they still do the Enchirito?

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

putting 60-year-old sting with his hosed up neck into matches after almost killing matt hardy multiple times makes about as much sense as getting rid of the beefy fritos burrito, the best one dollar item in fast food

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Sting's spine is both crunchy and soft

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

John Dudebro posted:

putting 60-year-old sting with his hosed up neck into matches after almost killing matt hardy multiple times makes about as much sense as getting rid of the beefy fritos burrito, the best one dollar item in fast food

Matt was fine :confused:
He just had to go away for a few weeks for no reason, OK??!!!

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

what if sting's new wrestling gear was made out of egg cartons to absorb impact

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Let Sting do a death match

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Sting v Matt shoot death match

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Seth Rollins posted:

Sting's spine is both crunchy and soft

I now want to eat Sting's spine.

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JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

when yoga grandpa wrestles and psychologically abuses innocent young video editors, nobody freaks out, because its all part of the plan. but if the goth grandpa with the match stick spine wants to go out there and hit a few stinger splashes, then everyone loses their mind!

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