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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
You can't swear!
you just told me i could do it

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Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

ARMBAR A COP posted:

BPJ should stop being an idiot.

It's more likely he'll dye his hair though

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

kvlt's embracing the dark side

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

"He knocked the dog rear end out of Pillman." "Taz we're on youtube, you can say it." "He knocked the dog poo poo out of Pillman." "Taz you can't swear!"

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
God drat that kick looked rude as hell

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Hahahahahaha what the gently caress was that

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

pitch: griff as el hijo del sting

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

oh but seriously I posted:

pitch: griff as el hijo del sting

He should shave his head and start crushing beers

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
oh holy gently caress

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
What an upset.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Boooooo

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

walcame to the jangle

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
dustin this is the same promo from an hour ago

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Has dark... Always had several interviews at the end? I've usually turned off by now

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

MorningMoon posted:

dustin this is the same promo from an hour ago

HE'LL SAY IT AGAIN

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Mr. Squishy posted:

Has dark... Always had several interviews at the end? I've usually turned off by now

no this is new

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

busting out the 3D word art for the ULTIMATUM

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Still not particularly impressed by Pillman in-ring but he cuts a solid promo and I dig the Blondes' GnR knockoff theme

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
what was the '-ology' avalon referred to in his post fight

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Im sitting down to watch Dark now, and I am very into what Baron Black is doing in the ring, get him better gear/presentation, and I think they might have something there.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Mr. Squishy posted:

I didn't get the varsity blues pun until now

I dont think it is a varsity blues pun. I figured it was a mash up of the Varsity club and the Hollywood blondes since they seem to be going for a late 80s/ early 90s gimmick

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

it's because Griff was The Ivy League MVP and Brian Pillman, Sr. was in the Hollywood Blondes

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
I think the name works with all of that which is why it's a good pun.

Also, lol
https://twitter.com/HAILRyzin/status/1336508416324464640

More and more people are saying it, put the trios belt on Ryzin.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


lol trying to appropriate what I assume is a godforsaken #SignTessa hashtag.

https://twitter.com/mstprice/status/1336719932814405636?s=21

rantmo
Jul 30, 2003

A smile better suits a hero



Decent matches this week, Dani Jordyn looked particularly good this outing both her offense and her selling looked markedly improved, but most critically it was a new high water mark for the commentary booth holy poo poo.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

And small biceps Tony burning TNA so badly you had to skip the burn ward and just grab an urn.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


rantmo posted:

Decent matches this week, Dani Jordyn looked particularly good this outing both her offense and her selling looked markedly improved, but most critically it was a new high water mark for the commentary booth holy poo poo.

Make Dani Jordyn Britt’s smaller, more competent toadie.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

lol trying to appropriate what I assume is a godforsaken #SignTessa hashtag.

https://twitter.com/mstprice/status/1336719932814405636?s=21

In fact it was a shot at Taz

https://twitter.com/OfficialTAZ/status/1336738285302009865?s=19

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

rantmo posted:

but most critically it was a new high water mark for the commentary booth holy poo poo.

the commentary for the final two matches was loving hilarious

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

graph posted:

the commentary for the final two matches was loving hilarious

I remember liking Taz more than most when he was doing commentary on WWE, but AEW Taz is on a whole other level. I was busy working last night so I had dark on in the background and was laughing my rear end off the whole time.

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


Taz busting up as Nakazawa struggled to hide the baby oil in the turnbuckle pad was probably the highlight of Dark commentary for me. The whole match honestly.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Rebel's idiot laugh gives me life

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Half an hour until the best wrestling show!

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Huntman posted:

Taz busting up as Nakazawa struggled to hide the baby oil in the turnbuckle pad was probably the highlight of Dark commentary for me. The whole match honestly.

i think the acclaimed's music playing in the background helped too

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

my boys 'scab & taz

and ogogo

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Welcome to the Taz show.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Cool flag on Chuun's intro.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

its gettin dark.....

Mr. Squishy posted:

Cool flag on Chuun's intro.

its the Cambodian flag!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Really good idea to contrast hilarious music with Ricky Starks' good theme.

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ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

hello aew dark friends, i hope you all enjoy the show.

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