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Pablo Nergigante posted:*Axl Rose voice* You know where you are? You're in Cyberpunk 2077, baby. You're gonna die
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Wormskull posted:Let's [redacted] the offices of CD Project Red post haste. Sex Tragedy posted:i can't wait to play the game that loving kills you in a few hours Pablo Nergigante posted:*Axl Rose voice* You know where you are? You're in Cyberpunk 2077, baby. You're gonna die
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Dec 9, 2020 20:36
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Jeff Gerstmann: "They learned all the wrong lessons from GTA" Sounds awesome lmao
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Dec 9, 2020 20:45
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I'm sure the driving is bad because there's never been an open world game with good driving but the cars look super cool at least.
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Dec 9, 2020 20:47
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Nvidia released game ready drivers for this and my monitor colors look 10x better now
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American McGay posted:I'm sure the driving is bad because there's never been an open world game with good driving but the cars look super cool at least. He was actually talking about the story and the missions
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Dec 9, 2020 20:52
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Yall stay mad while I'm over here having 6 grand mal seizures
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Yall stay mad while I'm over here having 6 grand mal seizures
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Yall stay mad while I'm over here having 6 grand mal seizures
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Yall stay mad while I'm over here having 6 grand mal seizures
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Dec 9, 2020 21:15
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Having a seizure where I fall into a fugue state that feels like it stretches 10 years: I became the strongest Machine Learning Shaman in Night City. My crew salvaged the best crafting materials from the zed zone, daily. We held massive greaser weddings and smashed cryptobooze bottles all over our asses and faces. Even tha Klownz ended up bending the knee after we jacked into their holo diaper factory, rendering their standing on the BadAzz leaderboards virtually cucked. Level 5 Chain wallets. +Cool dildos. We had it all- Me, coming to on the floor, piss everywhere: Holy poo poo. That quest was loving awesome.
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Yall stay mad while I'm over here having 6 grand mal seizures
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Dec 9, 2020 21:17
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Sex Tragedy posted:i can't wait to play the game that loving kills you in a few hours agreed, Sex Tragedy
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Dec 9, 2020 21:32
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Having a seizure where I fall into a fugue state that feels like it stretches 10 years: I became the strongest Machine Learning Shaman in Night City. My crew salvaged the best crafting materials from the zed zone, daily. We held massive greaser weddings and smashed cryptobooze bottles all over our asses and faces. Even tha Klownz ended up bending the knee after we jacked into their holo diaper factory, rendering their standing on the BadAzz leaderboards virtually cucked. Level 5 Chain wallets. +Cool dildos. We had it all-
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Having a seizure where I fall into a fugue state that feels like it stretches 10 years: I became the strongest Machine Learning Shaman in Night City. My crew salvaged the best crafting materials from the zed zone, daily. We held massive greaser weddings and smashed cryptobooze bottles all over our asses and faces. Even tha Klownz ended up bending the knee after we jacked into their holo diaper factory, rendering their standing on the BadAzz leaderboards virtually cucked. Level 5 Chain wallets. +Cool dildos. We had it all-
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Having a seizure where I fall into a fugue state that feels like it stretches 10 years: I became the strongest Machine Learning Shaman in Night City. My crew salvaged the best crafting materials from the zed zone, daily. We held massive greaser weddings and smashed cryptobooze bottles all over our asses and faces. Even tha Klownz ended up bending the knee after we jacked into their holo diaper factory, rendering their standing on the BadAzz leaderboards virtually cucked. Level 5 Chain wallets. +Cool dildos. We had it all-
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im a street samurai. gonna hack a cyborg with my defcon 5 netrunner augs and cut off its head with my metal gear rising revengeance style katana blade, then head on down to greedos to get fitted for a new penis. and then when i get home im gonna play cyberpunk 2077
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I hope you post that exact dream in the dreams thread
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Dec 9, 2020 21:41
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desperately trying to spell "put more perks into Cool" with my right eyelid to the nurse continuing my save file as i lie in bed like that diving bell and the butterfly guy
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Dec 9, 2020 21:48
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FactsAreUseless posted:I hope you post that exact dream in the dreams thread unable to beg her to stop or even cry as the nurse plays my actual recording of Skyrimiserables over and over again, courtesy of the Imp Zone
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Dec 9, 2020 21:51
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Bicyclops posted:desperately trying to spell "put more perks into Cool" with my right eyelid to the nurse continuing my save file as i lie in bed like that diving bell and the butterfly guy
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Bicyclops posted:desperately trying to spell "put more perks into Cool" with my right eyelid to the nurse continuing my save file as i lie in bed like that diving bell and the butterfly guy lmao
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Bicyclops posted:desperately trying to spell "put more perks into Cool" with my right eyelid to the nurse continuing my save file as i lie in bed like that diving bell and the butterfly guy
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Dec 9, 2020 21:53
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Six dicks and two pussies? What is this, Friday night at my neighbor's house? But seriously folks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d5sxMyYazo ultiamte soyny fail. this will be epic on the x
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Having a seizure where I fall into a fugue state that feels like it stretches 10 years: I became the strongest Machine Learning Shaman in Night City. My crew salvaged the best crafting materials from the zed zone, daily. We held massive greaser weddings and smashed cryptobooze bottles all over our asses and faces. Even tha Klownz ended up bending the knee after we jacked into their holo diaper factory, rendering their standing on the BadAzz leaderboards virtually cucked. Level 5 Chain wallets. +Cool dildos. We had it all- lol
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Bicyclops posted:desperately trying to spell "put more perks into Cool" with my right eyelid to the nurse continuing my save file as i lie in bed like that diving bell and the butterfly guy
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Bicyclops posted:desperately trying to spell "put more perks into Cool" with my right eyelid to the nurse continuing my save file as i lie in bed like that diving bell and the butterfly guy
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"It's not a withdrawl seizure I'm just waiting for my 30* series card to come in." I patiently tell the nurse buzzer/tv remote that doesn't seem to summon anyone or change the volume. Pretty soon the cramps in my legs will stop and I can piss on my own again. Thanks CDPR.
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Bicyclops posted:unable to beg her to stop or even cry as the nurse plays my actual recording of Skyrimiserables over and over again, courtesy of the Imp Zone lollll
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Dec 9, 2020 23:58
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It's out. Rev up the refund timers, boys.
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I don't know if the "50 gig day one patch" is actually a thing on consoles but on steam it's just 3gb. Praise Gabe N!
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This had better arrive in the post tomorrow!
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else i’ll stick me head in the loo innit
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 incredible. cdproject red has done it again
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i have to wait for the PS4 release on Thursday at midnight, but all of you will have been killed by the game before you can post spoilers
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Wormskull posted:It's out. Rev up the refund timers, boys.
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This thread has been commandeered by trolls trying in vain to recreate the next shrinking horse nutsack. I'm out.
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NSFW https://twitter.com/FiskyBizniz/status/1336696420699660288?s=20
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Bicyclops posted:desperately trying to spell "put more perks into Cool" with my right eyelid to the nurse continuing my save file as i lie in bed like that diving bell and the butterfly guy Lmfao
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