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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Hey, some stuff costs a couple of em. Like in the first movie when they cleaned his house. That was a stack.

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Having just gotten around to watching John Wick 2 and 3 the other night I would say there’s definitely nothing “subtle” about them but I love how casually batshit the entire world is and that they don’t need much exposition for it. Of course the assassin hotel is a chain and there’s a weapon sommelier and every homeless person in NYC is also an assassin and brutal violence is so common that people just ignore it in the middle of Grand Central Station.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Pilchenstein posted:

What plot there is in the sequels actively annoys me. It's difficult to put into words how little I care about the stupid loving crime hotel where everything costs exactly one pirate doubloon :v:

Yeah, honestly the plot is kinda a drag

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
Watching John Wick is like watching Tom Cruise do crazy stunts. It’s enjoyable because you know the intense effort that went into creating it, but otherwise it’s largely soulless.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

Krispy Wafer posted:

Watching John Wick is like watching Tom Cruise do crazy stunts. It’s enjoyable because you know the intense effort that went into creating it, but otherwise it’s largely soulless.

the first ones actually a really good movie with all around great production and writing

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Henchman of Santa posted:

Having just gotten around to watching John Wick 2 and 3 the other night I would say there’s definitely nothing “subtle” about them but I love how casually batshit the entire world is and that they don’t need much exposition for it. Of course the assassin hotel is a chain and there’s a weapon sommelier and every homeless person in NYC is also an assassin and brutal violence is so common that people just ignore it in the middle of Grand Central Station.

Yeah, I agree with this. In the first movie it seemed pretty grounded beyond John himself being a murdermachine, but then he shows up to the assassin-only hotel which he pays for with a single enormous coin and then they just keep going like that isn't bugfuck insane and the rest of the movie just happens. Like they don't even linger on it or explain it or anything.

The sequels really pushed that up.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Baron von Eevl posted:

Yeah, I agree with this. In the first movie it seemed pretty grounded beyond John himself being a murdermachine, but then he shows up to the assassin-only hotel which he pays for with a single enormous coin and then they just keep going like that isn't bugfuck insane and the rest of the movie just happens. Like they don't even linger on it or explain it or anything.

The sequels really pushed that up.

John Wick: Let's sneak some weird world-building into what looks like a standard action/revenge movie
Chapter 2: That movie did pretty well, let's fully lean into this insane premise and see where it goes.
Parabellum: The sequel made a bunch of money! Let's push this is as far as we possibly can! John wanders the desert in the middle of this movie!

Parabellum did even better than the first two and they're filming 4 and 5 back to back so god only knows how bonkers they'll make it.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Henchman of Santa posted:

John Wick: Let's sneak some weird world-building into what looks like a standard action/revenge movie
Chapter 2: That movie did pretty well, let's fully lean into this insane premise and see where it goes.
Parabellum: The sequel made a bunch of money! Let's push this is as far as we possibly can! John wanders the desert in the middle of this movie!

Parabellum did even better than the first two and they're filming 4 and 5 back to back so god only knows how bonkers they'll make it.

After 3 you had Wick looking like he was gonna team up with the hobos of the world and take on the assassin elites in some kind of solidarity with the people that do the unglamorous, underclass work to keep the assassin economy running.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
The nightclub shootout in JW 1 is one of the most perfect action scenes ever created and nothing in the other two movies has even come close.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
The only thing I didn't like in the night club scene was the falling scene where he gets lobbed over a balcony. There's like a half second stutter where the cgi cuts from stuntman to Reeves falling on the floor, and it's oddly hesitant looking, like he slowed down in midair.

I gotta disagree though, the mirror artwork shootout scene in the second was just astounding. I did love the callback to The Good, Bad, and Ugly in the third with the pistol mashup, but it pissed me off he only got one shot.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

It was telegraphed as hell but the "Sorry. He shot my dog."/"I get it," exchange in Parabellum was delightful regardless.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

MariusLecter posted:

After 3 you had Wick looking like he was gonna team up with the hobos of the world and take on the assassin elites in some kind of solidarity with the people that do the unglamorous, underclass work to keep the assassin economy running.

This makes me picture a crossover with Hobo With A Shotgun.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
My favorite detail in the JW movies is how assassins apparently spend all their time fighting other assassins. None of the movies involve any attempt to assasinate anyone who isn't themselves part of some secret society of assassins. The whole assassin economy appears completely self-contained.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




I enjoyed the JW films well enough, but if felt like watching a videogame let's play. Constant headshots against nameless, faceless constantly spawning enemies interspersed with minibosses who have a face and sometimes even a name. The guys in fancy armour in JW3 really felt like the tougher enemies you get later in games.
The first one seems to draw attention to this on purpose when it cuts between one guy playing an FPS and John murdering everyone outside.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
I remember finding the throwing Knife fight at the start of 3 hilarious because I was just thinking "They are just camping at the ammo boxes and refilling their ammo to throw more knives. I've done this exact thing during a boss fight"

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

SimonChris posted:

My favorite detail in the JW movies is how assassins apparently spend all their time fighting other assassins. None of the movies involve any attempt to assasinate anyone who isn't themselves part of some secret society of assassins. The whole assassin economy appears completely self-contained.

Just like No More Heroes, I remember a post in the original Lets Play thread suggesting the whole ranking system is just the world's deadliest pyramid scheme. (Notably, in the second game you no longer have to pay to qualify for the next rank, with heavy implication that if your contact was at the very least grifting you for all you're worth)

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
Since John Wick revels in new and interesting fight sequences, I fully expect Space Wick by the 5th movie.

As soon as John defeats the Assassin Tribunal, aliens attack. Cue intricately choreographed zero gravity gun play.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Krispy Wafer posted:

Since John Wick revels in new and interesting fight sequences, I fully expect Space Wick by the 5th movie.

As soon as John defeats the Assassin Tribunal, aliens attack. Cue intricately choreographed zero gravity gun play.

And then the Agents come in.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
There's a B in the word subtle.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Pope Corky the IX posted:

There's a B in the word subtle.

Is it really subtle if it's spelled out for you?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Pope Corky the IX posted:

There's a B in the word subtle.
Who put a bee in your bonnet?

Someone make a Supertle thread.

Godfather was about a Mafia family.
Darth Vader was a bad guy
Citizen Kane was in black and white.

Yeah, I guess it does get old fast.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
Since we were on the subject, the writer of John Wick only knows how to write one kind of story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZti8QKBWPo

Suburban John Wick. Not going to lie though, I'm all for Bob Odenkirk shooting stuff.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Odenkirk looks too competent & bad-rear end, which kind of takes away from the opportunity for humorous dissonance. Give me Slippin' JimmySaul Goodman bumbling his way thru defending his home from assassins any day.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Krispy Wafer posted:

Since we were on the subject, the writer of John Wick only knows how to write one kind of story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZti8QKBWPo

Suburban John Wick. Not going to lie though, I'm all for Bob Odenkirk shooting stuff.

I don't give a poo poo about John Wick, but I'll watch the hell out of this.

Was that Jonathan Banks, likely playing his dad? :toot:

Edit: "In Theatres Only", aw man, gently caress off.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I don't give a poo poo about John Wick, but I'll watch the hell out of this.

Was that Jonathan Banks, likely playing his dad? :toot:

Edit: "In Theatres Only", aw man, gently caress off.
Looked like Christopher Lloyd to me.

edit: It is. Written by John Wick guy, directed by Hardcore Henry guy. Im in!

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AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Was that Jonathan Banks, likely playing his dad? :toot:


Christopher Lloyd.
The guy at 2:06 with the machine gun and the fancy suit looks like Anthony Michael Hall but he's not credited on IMDB anyway.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
My first thought was Gordan Ramsey, but IMDB says Aleksey Serebryakov.

Annabel Pee
Dec 29, 2008

Android Apocalypse posted:

Odenkirk looks too competent & bad-rear end, which kind of takes away from the opportunity for humorous dissonance. Give me Slippin' JimmySaul Goodman bumbling his way thru defending his home from assassins any day.

Yeah holy poo poo he fits into action hero a lot easier than I expected.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Gimme a show based ann a retired Major Vining starring Rick Moranis.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Krispy Wafer posted:

Since we were on the subject, the writer of John Wick only knows how to write one kind of story.
It absolutely sucks that every action hero these days has to have a history of special forces work/being a secret super-assassin/competitive murder at the olympics or something but :laffo: forever at them just shrugging and giving him literally the same backstory as John Wick, right down to "now all the other secret assassins are mad at him because he went back on his super pinky promise to never do secret assassining ever again" :allears:

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
"these days"? It's been a trope since at least Charles Bronson's vigilante chud-fantasies. Steven Seagal's Under Siege "I'm just the cook (who was in special forces)" was from the early 90s.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
John Matrix in Commando was the former leader of a special forces team. One of the different things about Die Hard was that John McClane wasn't a special forces trained super elite spec ops warrior. It's a convenient shorthand to explain why your character is able to take on a small army.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
At first I thought it was going to be another 'Falling Down' type movie where a regular guy just snaps and I'm happier with the retired assassin storyline. There's a difference between 'put upon middle-aged White male finally fed up with the world' and 'trained killer with a heart'.

But still, gold bars instead of gold coins? A kitty bracelet instead of a dog? At least this version of John Wick gets the girl.

Sunswipe posted:

John Matrix in Commando was the former leader of a special forces team. One of the different things about Die Hard was that John McClane wasn't a special forces trained super elite spec ops warrior. It's a convenient shorthand to explain why your character is able to take on a small army.

McClane had the magic of Christmas.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Pilchenstein posted:

What plot there is in the sequels actively annoys me. It's difficult to put into words how little I care about the stupid loving crime hotel where everything costs exactly one pirate doubloon :v:

I liked the assassin/crime world stuff in the first one because it was just mythical enough to be fun without making you think too much about it, but I did not like where it went in the next ones. Now like everything is connected to the hotel and it's dumb, it was better when it was just a crime hotel and not every person in the world was a hired killer and poo poo.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Krispy Wafer posted:

McClane had the magic of Christmas.
And a machinegun.

Ho Ho Ho.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It's fine not to like it obviously, but the weird assassin world was definitely what the larger audience wanted to see more of.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Aphrodite posted:

It's fine not to like it obviously, but the weird assassin world was definitely what the larger audience wanted to see more of.

It definitely was a case of the audience desire being "wrong".

The lore unraveled very quickly because it only knows how to escalate. There's no expansion just like

"John , you have defied the tribunal"

"gently caress the tribunal, I'll invoke the arbiter"

"No not the arbiter D: , we will call in the grand council"

"But I have a blood pact with you, you cannot ignore the blood pact"

"You'll be chased forever John, always looking behind you..."

Like there is noooothing to grab onto to get a sense of scale of the world

I don't know mind this as a way to have inventive fight scenes but very few of them are actually inventive , it just and excuse to watch Keanu handle guns (very well I might add)

That fight scene in the white hallway with the silencers was dumb, but atleast inventive

Like a shoot out were everyone needs to have plausible deniability and good aim

Very very dumb, but the movie would have been better if there had been more dumb fun ideas than tactical gun fetishism




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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I don't know, the audience scores have been ticking up with each one so it might be dumb but it's working.

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James Woods
Jul 15, 2003

Sunswipe posted:

John Matrix in Commando was the former leader of a special forces team. One of the different things about Die Hard was that John McClane wasn't a special forces trained super elite spec ops warrior. It's a convenient shorthand to explain why your character is able to take on a small army.

This is one of the many things that makes Die Hard a perfect script and they play with that throughout the movie. In his first fight with Tony McClaine isn't cracking one liners as much as he's struggling and talking poo poo "..I'll fuckin kill ya hmmf... mother fu..." between breaths. He gets injured constantly and his little bits of ingenuity are spur of the moment and he has no confidence that they'll work ala the elevator shaft and fire hose. He's not a street ninja just a poo poo talking cop who wants to smoke cigarettes and watch Captain Kangaroo.

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