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Y'know, I don't know who the Animorphs are writing these for, but I think they may have hosed up by leaving out their last names but mentioning things like their parents' jobs, that they live near the ocean, not far from forests, in the city where the Yeerk Pool was, and probably pretty close to the place where Visser Three got sprayed by a skunk. I mean, we've established that Visser Three is hopelessly incompetent, but I just imagine him poring over these paperbacks being like, "Kansas City? Could it be Kansas City?"
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Rochallor posted:Y'know, I don't know who the Animorphs are writing these for, but I think they may have hosed up by leaving out their last names but mentioning things like their parents' jobs, that they live near the ocean, not far from forests, in the city where the Yeerk Pool was, and probably pretty close to the place where Visser Three got sprayed by a skunk. I mean, we've established that Visser Three is hopelessly incompetent, but I just imagine him poring over these paperbacks being like, "Kansas City? Could it be Kansas City?" <Fool! I am a conquerer, not a geographer! Once this planet is part of the Great Yeerk Empire, we shall have time to investigate this Kansas City and why, in spite of its name, it is in Missouri!>
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 03:19 |
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Can I get a spoiler of if Tobias ever finds out about being Elfangor's son?
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 03:51 |
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FlocksOfMice posted:Can I get a spoiler of if Tobias ever finds out about being Elfangor's son? Yes. And Loren shows up again! Not for a long-rear end time though, unfortunately.
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 03:53 |
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Rochallor posted:Y'know, I don't know who the Animorphs are writing these for, but I think they may have hosed up by leaving out their last names but mentioning things like their parents' jobs, that they live near the ocean, not far from forests, in the city where the Yeerk Pool was, and probably pretty close to the place where Visser Three got sprayed by a skunk. I mean, we've established that Visser Three is hopelessly incompetent, but I just imagine him poring over these paperbacks being like, "Kansas City? Could it be Kansas City?" Each book is just a novel-length version of this tweet: https://twitter.com/dennisfarrell/status/857268898508541955
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 03:55 |
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This is my favorite book in the series, there's just a whole lot of great stuff in it.
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 04:12 |
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quote:I caught a glimpse back down behind me. A glimpse of a strange creature that looked like a blue deer at first. Until you saw the head with its extra stalk eyes mounted on top. And the slashing, scorpion tail. another data point- tobias thinks the things most immediately noticeably different than 'deer' are: -blue -eye stalks on head -tail as opposed to human chest and arms
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 04:59 |
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Yet another Very Good Book.Epicurius posted:Also, for the record, Tobias is Ax's uncle. Other way around.
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 05:00 |
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Rochallor posted:Y'know, I don't know who the Animorphs are writing these for, but I think they may have hosed up by leaving out their last names but mentioning things like their parents' jobs, that they live near the ocean, not far from forests, in the city where the Yeerk Pool was, and probably pretty close to the place where Visser Three got sprayed by a skunk. I mean, we've established that Visser Three is hopelessly incompetent, but I just imagine him poring over these paperbacks being like, "Kansas City? Could it be Kansas City?" Five unassociated teenagers in Washington state with parents who run a wildlife rescue clinic, work as a newsreader etc getting abducted and executed aboard the Blade Ship
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 05:26 |
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freebooter posted:Five unassociated teenagers in Washington state with parents who run a wildlife rescue clinic, work as a newsreader etc getting abducted and executed aboard the Blade Ship "I have you now, Andalite filth" sneers Visser 3, for the eighth time that week
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 05:27 |
The logging idea was really good, but I feel like Visser Three needs a sitdown with Michael Caine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16Zx9zTXeS0&t=65s
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 05:58 |
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disaster pastor posted:Yet another Very Good Book. Oh, right. Tobias is Ax's nephew. My apologies.
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 06:32 |
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Rochallor posted:Y'know, I don't know who the Animorphs are writing these for, but I think they may have hosed up by leaving out their last names but mentioning things like their parents' jobs, that they live near the ocean, not far from forests, in the city where the Yeerk Pool was, and probably pretty close to the place where Visser Three got sprayed by a skunk. I mean, we've established that Visser Three is hopelessly incompetent, but I just imagine him poring over these paperbacks being like, "Kansas City? Could it be Kansas City?"
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 19:46 |
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Once again V3's pride is his undoing. If he took on a human host for the invasion of a human world, he'd have access to a lot of really important info! For all Alloran/Visser 3 knows, there is an annual human festival called "the Casting of Girls into the Pit of Crocodiles" and it'd be foolish to chase it up any further.
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# ? Dec 8, 2020 21:39 |
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Rochallor posted:Y'know, I don't know who the Animorphs are writing these for, but I think they may have hosed up by leaving out their last names but mentioning things like their parents' jobs, that they live near the ocean, not far from forests, in the city where the Yeerk Pool was, and probably pretty close to the place where Visser Three got sprayed by a skunk. I mean, we've established that Visser Three is hopelessly incompetent, but I just imagine him poring over these paperbacks being like, "Kansas City? Could it be Kansas City?" This is the biggest plothole in the series, and it's repeated at the start of almost every book. If you want to rationalize it, maybe they're dictating these to Erek with instructions to make further redactions and release them at some point in the future when he deems it appropriate, or they're using the same memory-recording technology Elfangor used and the I-can't-tell-you-who-I-am stuff is a sort of unintentional transcription of their apprehension about creating a permanent record rather than something they deliberately included with the narrative. I don't think the books themselves are ever actually mentioned in the series, beyond a few phrases like "as small as the period at the end of this sentence" that imply the existence of a physical manuscript.
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Tree Bucket posted:Once again V3's pride is his undoing. If he took on a human host for the invasion of a human world, he'd have access to a lot of really important info! If you remember Book 5, the Predator, that's one of the things that Visser One mocks Visser Three for, saying that it, unlike Visser Three, took a human host and learned about humans, and that it's Visser Three's ignorance and incompetence that's ruing the conquest.
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# ? Dec 9, 2020 01:51 |
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Animorphs Book 13: The Change-Chapter 3quote:I spent the day drifting around on the breeze and checking everything I had learned in the last couple of weeks. So, this is the summary of the Yeerk threat. It's also, I think, more succinct than in previous books. quote:We’ve been to the Yeerk pool. It’s not a place you want to see. Trust me. The screams that we’d heard in that place will be with me forever. Ouch. quote:<Good. Because, you know, how you think about me is sort of important.> First off, he's wrong, as we learned in the last book. But, it's just really sad. The thing is, Tobias has been different and felt left out his entire life, and now he's finally with people who he cares about and who cares about him, and he's still left out because he's now a hawk. Chapter 4 quote:<We’re not going far. Just to the car wash.> So wierd direction finding on Tobias's part aside, it's a Hork-Bajir, which means its time to get into the meat of the book (and probably talk some more about thermals).
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# ? Dec 9, 2020 02:11 |
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Epicurius posted:If you remember Book 5, the Predator, that's one of the things that Visser One mocks Visser Three for, saying that it, unlike Visser Three, took a human host and learned about humans, and that it's Visser Three's ignorance and incompetence that's ruing the conquest. Though in all fairness she basically does the same thing with the Leerans, staying in her preferred human host and eventually losing the planet when the Leerans blow up all the land.
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# ? Dec 9, 2020 03:31 |
ANOTHER SCORCHER posted:Though in all fairness she basically does the same thing with the Leerans, staying in her preferred human host and eventually losing the planet when the Leerans blow up all the land. From memory Yeerks have no real way of coping with a no-win scenario, right? They'll just surrender instead of fighting on regardless of their own lives?
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# ? Dec 9, 2020 05:50 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:From memory Yeerks have no real way of coping with a no-win scenario, right? They'll just surrender instead of fighting on regardless of their own lives? Yes. That's ultimately Temrash's downfall in The Capture. Instead of going Slim Pickens and riding the bomb all the way down hooting and hollering and morphing Jake into something small and useless like an ant, waiting out the 2 hour limit and then dying out of spite with a pyrrhic victory, he just gives up completely and takes that big old L. And sets one hell of a pattern...
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I'm still thinking about the Mortrons physiology... Detachable heads, biological wheels... how does that even work
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:I'm still thinking about the Mortrons physiology... Detachable heads, biological wheels... how does that even work Maybe they were engineered as living weapons by a long-dead species, using colonial organisms like jellyfish as the base species. You'd have "carapace" critters and "visual sensing" critters and "muscle" critters and so on, that arrange themselves into certain patterns. The duplication thing is an extra layer of stupid, though, in that they're basically creating matter.
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 00:38 |
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Every time you ask "how does that work?" The answer is "Crayak did it"
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Tree Bucket posted:
maybe they're somehow tapping into the same phenomenon that morphing something larger does, where it just kind of pulls mass from z-space
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 02:13 |
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Animorphs Book 13: The Change-Chapter 5quote:<Hork-Bajir!> Rachel snarled. Ok, so it's Tobias and Rachel's Hork-Bajir adventure. This whole thing has a very action tv show vibe about it....the bad guys racing along in a small fleet of motorcycles shooting guns at our heroes....err, escaping Hork-Bajir. Chapter 6 quote:<First of all, stop tearing up the foliage, geniuses. They’re following the trail you make. And second of all … jump left! Now! Jump!> So I like these chapters, but I don't really know that I have much to say about them. It seems like they'd be fun to see on screen. So, for anyone who doesn't know already, any speculation on the Hork-Bajir Tobias is guiding through the woods?
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Epicurius posted:So, for anyone who doesn't know already, any speculation on the Hork-Bajir Tobias is guiding through the woods? Well, Andalite Chronicles was the last thing I read as a kid, so I'm free to speculate! Probably not rebelling yeerks, since the narrative has emphasized that they're not very smart. Possibly HBs that somehow got free? If they've been controlled since childhood, that could explain the lack of experience following directions. The wrong direction flying thing screams 'Ellemist really wanted them to help these two', so...
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 04:56 |
SLEEPER AGENTS
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Bobulus posted:If they've been controlled since childhood, that could explain the lack of experience following directions. Tobias and Rachel not understanding why they'd have trouble following directions made me realise that although I remember it as a matter of fact, I don't think it's yet been revealed to the reader/characters that Hork Bajir are a primitive and not particularly intelligent species? Ax presumably knows but there's no reason he would have shared that.
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 07:45 |
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Also how do we pronounce Hork Bajir? I always thought "hawk bajeh," with the last syllable rhyming with chair, but it should probably actually be "hawk bajeer."
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 07:47 |
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I say HORK bah-JEER.
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 08:05 |
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like a badger with something caught in its throat
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wizzardstaff posted:I say HORK bah-JEER. This, but with that soft rolling j. Uh, how does one write that?
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 08:33 |
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I'm kind of imagining the Hork Bajir were left in a cage while their Yeerks were in the pool without sufficient guards. Either that or they were allowed to escape to try and set a trap but the set up for the Animorphs does seem way more 'an Elemist wants to make sure you meet them.'
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 08:50 |
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I missed all of Elfangor Drives A Mustang Through The Desert And Nothing Bad Happens, but it's pretty funny that Visser Three has been Visser Three for longer than Tobias has been alive. Years longer, if the Ellimist time travelled Elfangor to that battle. Visser Three's career is going nowhere. No wonder he hates Visser One so much.Comrade Blyatlov posted:This, but with that soft rolling j. Uh, how does one write that? I think HORK ba-JIR with the soft j is how they said it on the TV show, if they did say it, so it's probably the intended pronunciation.
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 09:04 |
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From Applegate: Here's how I pronounce them: Hork rhymes with "cork," and Bajir sounds like "buh-JEER";
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:This, but with that soft rolling j. Uh, how does one write that? I don't think you can, in English; you need IPA notation. /bəʒɪr/ Shwoo posted:In IPA it's ʒ, but I don't think there's a standardised way to write it in English. Zh, maybe? There's actually not a single native word in English containing the combination "zh". It's always written with other letters.
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Fuschia tude posted:I don't think you can, in English; you need IPA notation. /bəʒɪr/ There's no native word with "zh," but when we borrow ʒ or ʐ from languages that don't use the Latin alphabet, it's certainly standardized as "zh." So in English we have measure and luxury and azure and equation and garage, because we don't know what the gently caress we're doing, and in French there are Jacques and jour and Jean, and we keep the j when we Anglify it. But Brezhnev and Zhivago get to be Brezhnev and Zhivago, not Brejnev or Jivago, because we've standardized "zh" as "how we write ж and other ʒ/ʐ sounds in English, unless they have a Latin-alphabet spelling we're cool with" (and they're not Brežnev or Živago because we're too lazy for hačeks).
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disaster pastor posted:...because we've standardized .... in English.... Lies! disaster pastor posted:because we're too lazy for hačeks). Hmm, yes, fair enough
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Animorphs Book 13: The Change-Chapter 7quote:I hung a brutally hard right and scraped my belly across a branch doing it. I fought my way through the grasping twigs and leaves and motored on. Wife. Chapter 8 quote:“Wife? Excuse me, you said wife?” Marco asked incredulously. “You mean there’s such a thing as a female Hork-Bajir?!” That's civilized. quote:In addition to the land animals, there were bats and birds. Cassie actually rescues pigeons and crows and even jays. I have nothing against pigeons, but I don’t like crows and ravens and jays. They’re like the gangsters of the bird world. Plus, they’re smart. They can work together to mob He deserved it. quote:Even Marco had to laugh. “Oh, that was so not fair. Funny, yes. Fair, no. Can we please act more mature here?” Pretty drat good question. quote:Rachel and I stared blankly at each other. <You know,> I admitted, <we never asked.> Ellimist did it. Isn't that pretty much always the answer? Epicurius fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Dec 11, 2020 |
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You've reprinted chapter 6.
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