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Daikatana Ritsu posted:me taking out the boss during a cutscene due to my maxed Body stat: God lmfao
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 09:20 |
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I knew this thread was goonna be good.
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Lol.
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Lmfao.
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Lmao
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:me taking out the boss during a cutscene due to my maxed Body stat: lmfao
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drat I love when a game has a really late title card. Was easily like 6 hours in, which I guess is probably the amount of time I spent in White Orchard in TW3 edit: In the section immediately after that all the unique animations for vaulting and reloading and poo poo as Johnny are so cool
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:me taking out the boss during a cutscene due to my maxed Body stat: lmfao
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Penis 2
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mycophobia posted:Penis 2 The Sequel To Penis
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discovered last night that if you look in the mirror with most hats, it turns your character bald
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Bicyclops posted:discovered last night that if you look in the mirror with most hats, it turns your character bald Seems to be a common type of issue, my character’s pants disappear every time she looks in the mirror
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looking in the mirror is the most performance taxing event in the game
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do characters react to what you wear? my dude is currently wearing gym shorts, a fedora, and a leather jacket because it had the best armor but i'm tempted to just walk around with dick hanging out to see if i get arrested.
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:Seems to be a common type of issue, my character’s pants disappear every time she looks in the mirror *On a date* Haha wouldn't it be funny if your pants disappeared when you looked in the mirror
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*being dragged off to prison for public indecency, in george costanza voice* i was on a console! I was on a console!
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Bicyclops posted:*being dragged off to prison for public indecency, in george costanza voice* i was on a console! I was on a console!
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Bicyclops posted:do characters react to what you wear? my dude is currently wearing gym shorts, a fedora, and a leather jacket because it had the best armor but i'm tempted to just walk around with dick hanging out to see if i get arrested. Wearing armor for stats ftl.
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Bicyclops posted:do characters react to what you wear? my dude is currently wearing gym shorts, a fedora, and a leather jacket because it had the best armor but i'm tempted to just walk around with dick hanging out to see if i get arrested. It depends on which dick you selected.
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imagine wearing the armor that makes your stats better instead of the one that makes your dick hang out
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Leadthumb posted:It depends on which dick you selected. I chose the smallest dick and it clips out of certain pants.
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the dicks clip out of all of the pants, i was thinking of just not wearing any.
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Just wrapped up Act 1. The lore drops were so severe I nearly blacked out.
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It's so sick. That track with the fiddle in it that sounds like a Witcher song during the act I climax is amazing
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This game has the best sound design of all time dude. The bg music, the street commotion, positional audio, distant ads playing... The gun shots. Car sounds... Menu SFX... Especially the hype music that plays in story related stuff. Very loving good poo poo
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Nearly answered that rear end until I read it was about dicks, and their hardness. At which point I involuntarily popped off & wheeze laughed until my entire head turned maroon. Well played, you son of a bitch. lol
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Only bug i’ve had so far was a car spawning inside a building during a story mission putting me into an animation loop of getting knocked down, standing up, and getting knocked down until I loaded a previous save. Fuckin dying laughing last night. Game owns.
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had two crashes and some pop ins and poo poo like that. theres bugs but its no worse than any other open world game that has ever existed and people complaining about them are ridiculous. its prolly the most immersive game ive ever played even with the bugs, the game really makes you feel like Cyberpunk
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apropos to nothing posted:had two crashes and some pop ins and poo poo like that. theres bugs but its no worse than any other open world game that has ever existed and people complaining about them are ridiculous. its prolly the most immersive game ive ever played even with the bugs, the game really makes you feel like Cyberpunk Actually it’s a fat, smelly tuR*mic starts clipping*R R. ‘ ‘ “ DDDD D dd !!!!!!!!!
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Game so immersive I can't even tell if I'm playing it
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keyboard spunk2005
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I thought a cyberpunk came to my house and kissed me! But it was just my dog.
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Game isn't terrible, would have been better with deus ex style hubs instead of an open world tho actualy nm the open world is epic now when you get a bike Dongicus fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Dec 12, 2020 |
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definitely glad that i didnt get hyped for it and didnt care about or follow it for 10 years so i can enjoy it instead of all those who did the aforementioned and who hate it
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I actually spent the whole time being hype about talking poo poo so it’s been a perfect, heh hmm, Release *squeaky fart sfx* for this gamer.
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apropos to nothing posted:definitely glad that i didnt get hyped for it and didnt care about or follow it for 10 years so i can enjoy it instead of all those who did the aforementioned and who hate it ya
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Wormskull posted:I actually spent the whole time being hype about talking poo poo so it’s been a perfect, heh hmm, Release *squeaky fart sfx* for this gamer. ![]()
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apropos to nothing posted:definitely glad that i didnt get hyped for it and didnt care about or follow it for 10 years so i can enjoy it instead of all those who did the aforementioned and who hate it 💯
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 09:20 |
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Just realized that if random NPCs are having a conversation it'll show up as "NCPD Officer:" in the subtitles, but then if you scan them, it switches to their names
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