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Railing Kill posted:Glad to hear the Sonichu guy is writing for this series now. Good for him. It's the job that was made for him, really. sonichu guy is now sonichu gal, btw
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StillFullyTerrible posted:sonichu guy is now sonichu gal, btw Huh. No transphobia intended. I'm clearly just not that plugged in to a person whose name I don't remember. 
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The recipe for a baby is slow-baked cum?
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But g-d forbid that gay people should shove their cheese-eating sexuality in our faces
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Snowy posted:The recipe for a baby is slow-baked cum? Well at least now we know what pony cumjar radiator guy was trying to accomplish
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Snowy posted:The recipe for a baby is slow-baked cum? Isn't it?
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Huge cums in my pussy tweet needs to follow that.
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This guy absolutely has the nickname "Three Pumps" now. FreudianSlippers posted:?????????????????????? Ooh, saving this one for future use!
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Tree Bucket posted:This guy absolutely has the nickname "Three Pumps" now. That was his plan all along to finally make people forget "one pump"
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Cumcentric social media brinksmanship is a marked improvement over the previous hip method to announce a baby; burning down large tracts of the west coast. That’s what kind of year we’re having.
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Just another three pump chump
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1 whole cup of "mommy"? drat, that lady makes some gigantic eggs. Fallopian tube looking like a snake swallowed a bison.
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Lobok posted:1 whole cup of "mommy"? drat, that lady makes some gigantic eggs. Fallopian tube looking like a snake swallowed a bison. The cup is her vagina 
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when i was a couple weeks old, my parents wrote a song for the family to sing it was full of riddles about what my name would be, like "same syllables as these cousins" and "kinda oldschool" my dad is pretty good at riddles, so nobody figured it out until after the song was done and he and my mom said my name out loud i think confusion is a good gender reveal. just a cloud all over. no color, no shape.
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mysterious frankie posted:Cumcentric social media brinksmanship is a marked improvement over the previous hip method to announce a baby; burning down large tracts of the west coast. That’s what kind of year we’re having. The mass calamity events are to announce the gender not the baby. Then once the baby is born you hand it off to a nanny and forget about it till the next holiday season to farm more social media approval with embarrassing photos of it.
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Carthag Tuek posted:no color, no shape. truly a protogoon
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Carthag Tuek posted:when i was a couple weeks old, my parents wrote a song for the family to sing Your name is either Waylon or Seijun
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I can... sort of see the point of those things in that if you wear dress trousers and do any sort of manual work in them they just split at the gusset. So make gussetless pants. But I feel like that could be solved by just... abolishing dress trousers?
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No, see, you need just one of those, and then the other side is regular pants except one leg (the leg with the Little Nephew Trouser) is cut off right below your bonch, and the other full leg has like thirty-seven belts wrapped around it, and then you can be in a Final Fantasy game
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lollontee posted:sorry, that was supposed to go into the finland thread just scrolling by and i was like wtf are those all asian people.
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snergle posted:just scrolling by and i was like wtf are those all asian people. no, theyre finns of the great Fish
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OwlFancier posted:I can... sort of see the point of those things in that if you wear dress trousers and do any sort of manual work in them they just split at the gusset. So make gussetless pants. sounds like someone needs some Kickin' Jeans 
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snergle posted:just scrolling by and i was like wtf are those all asian people. Mongolia is real big on ecofascism, the belief that evil foreigners are too populous and their pollution is destroying your pure superior nation. The reason why it's popular there is their next door neighbors are Russia and China, so the "foreigners polluting our nation" part is in fact accurate
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OwlFancier posted:I can... sort of see the point of those things in that if you wear dress trousers and do any sort of manual work in them they just split at the gusset. So make gussetless pants. 
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Memento posted:sounds like someone needs some Kickin' Jeans I need to be allowed to go to work in my underpants but unfortunately that isn't happening any time soon.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:The mass calamity events are to announce the gender not the baby. Then once the baby is born you hand it off to a nanny and forget about it till the next holiday season to farm more social media approval with embarrassing photos of it. Well, nobody has burned down California since corny rear end couples started bragging online about the clips the husband dumped vaginally, so, maybe I’m, like, right, too?
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Thank you for the mental image of loading more jizz into your balls with stripper clips.
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From the Trench Coat Pervert line.
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 Memento posted:sounds like someone needs some Kickin' Jeans I believe you mean Action Jeans 
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I also have a hidden gusset
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Bill Wallace looks like he's kicking someone in the head, Chuck Norris looks like he's trying to step over a really high ledge without using his hands. We clearly got the wrong 70s karate star.
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The Bloop posted:I also have a hidden gusset Should have known you were an apex predator.
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Is this for when you put your webcam on the floor for the conf call? Might be useful for people who work at shoe factories
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PhyrexianLibrarian posted:Bill Wallace looks like he's kicking someone in the head, Chuck Norris looks like he's trying to step over a really high ledge without using his hands. We clearly got the wrong 70s karate star. Yeah Bill actually has petty good form but Chuck's all over the place
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mysterious frankie posted:Cumcentric social media brinksmanship is a marked improvement over the previous hip method to announce a baby; burning down large tracts of the west coast. That’s what kind of year we’re having. That was witty. I lolled.
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