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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I have perfected one post. One flawless post to a razor edge.

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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

N. Senada posted:

You are weary from many postings whereas I am strong from storing my poo poo for the ultimate post.

I commend you for your economy. That poo poo stored will sustain you in the aftermath, as once-frozen tears begin to fall from your eyes. Weep, OP. Weep for thy time is close at hand.

Motherfucker posted:

I have perfected one post. One flawless post to a razor edge.

You I will shoot with a satellite laser.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I will snatch victory from your hands at the last moment

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I will snatch victory from your hands at the last moment

Me too

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

https://youtu.be/oh-DCQpK_rs

Drewsky
Dec 29, 2010

I’m gonna get the last word

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Drewsky posted:

I’m gonna get the last word

I think you've explained yourself clearly, no need to elaborate any further.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

No, no. By all means, continue.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Happy Friday losers who won’t get the last word

CheeseThief
Dec 28, 2012

Two wholesome boys to brighten your day

*shivers in the freezing mud of the posting trenches while poo poo posts explode overhead*
*Turns to you and gives a wan smile as my toes rot and fall off*

"It'll all be over by Christmas, eh chum?"

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

yikes! posted:

Happy Friday losers who won’t get the last word

Well that wasn't a nice thing to call yourself.

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
Just imagine thinking you have it in the bag. Hilarious

feller
Jul 5, 2006


FoolyCharged posted:

Well that wasn't a nice thing to call yourself.

I’ve called myself worse

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
My victory is assured

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

My victory is assured

I congratulate you.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

pnumoman posted:

Just imagine thinking you have it in the bag. Hilarious

My bags are huge and here to stay

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Jasus Christ posted:

My bags are huge and here to stay

But mine will be the ones left standing in the end.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
posting ability 100% over here

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

I give everything 110%

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

The only thing I give 110% is a good poo poo.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
I crashed my car into an adjacent thread and now I'm stumbling around in this thread with a cut on my forehead and leaves falling all around.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

it turns out I'm the one who cut your brakes but you won't find out for three more threads

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
mmm, mhmmm, *flicks post @ u*

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Amateurs

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

I went semi-pro last week, actually

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
oh hai there

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

meee

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Believe it or not, I’ll get the last word
Never thought it’d be so ee-eezy
Postin’ away on a dead gay forum
Whooo will it beeeee?
Believe it or not, likely meeeeeee

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
George is getting upset

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I honestly thought it was bbq sauce. :shrug:

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
no

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
still going huh

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

drat straight. But don't worry, I've got this in the bag

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

FoolyCharged posted:

drat straight. But don't worry, I've got this in the bag

Oh? This bag, you mean? The one that I’m holding right now?

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Yup! That's the one!
...
Why do you have my trash bag full of my sons dirty diapers anyway?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

FoolyCharged posted:

Yup! That's the one!
...
Why do you have my trash bag full of my sons dirty diapers anyway?

*shoves bag in Chinatown’s locker*

Bag of what now?

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
And thus ends the story of this thread. There were laughs, fear, and a small chicken on a pulley that brought us here...and we can only look on till the future.

The end

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
Nah

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
yooooo

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Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

sup

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