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Scarodactyl: Oct 22, 2015

This too is carcinization because it made me crabby.

# ? Dec 11, 2020 21:20

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# ? May 28, 2024 07:51

Squatch Ambassador: Nov 12, 2008; What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

An octopus has figured out how to touch the tip top without getting the snip snop :ohdear:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFni7qnsYJc

E:

And now it's after humans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4KEEsPFPME

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# ? Dec 11, 2020 21:40

uranium grass: Jan 15, 2005

There are also whale lice, who are lil crustaceans too
they congregate on the ever-open wound around a narwhal's tusk

# ? Dec 11, 2020 22:11

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

[Me, scratching myself] No, I will not "take care of" them, they are among the pinnacles of carcinic evolution

# ? Dec 11, 2020 22:13

Squatch Ambassador: Nov 12, 2008; What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

subpar anachronism posted:

There are also whale lice, who are lil crustaceans too
they congregate on the ever-open wound around a narwhal's tusk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a_G8xaGCsk

# ? Dec 11, 2020 22:27

Kanine: Aug 5, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Captain Hygiene posted:

I wonder if crabinization affects lobsters or if they're already high enough up the evolutionary ladder to stay the same

presumably because there's a niche to occupy of being a crustacean but also able to swim with a tail fan and snip snop at lots of fishies/etc. in the water column

# ? Dec 12, 2020 00:11

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Dec 12, 2020 00:42

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Kanine posted:

presumably because there's a niche to occupy of being a crustacean but also able to swim with a tail fan and snip snop at lots of fishies/etc. in the water column

Man lobsters sound cool, the comparison is sorta like people vs gorillas, if gorillas were also able to fly or something.

# ? Dec 12, 2020 02:10

Ror: Oct 21, 2010; 😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

the pile has accepted your offering of chicken :yeeclaw:

https://i.imgur.com/Syeqesd.mp4

# ? Dec 12, 2020 04:50

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Ambrosia from the oversea! :yeeclaw:

# ? Dec 12, 2020 04:53

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

So by the transitive property, crabs > dinosaurs :crab:

# ? Dec 12, 2020 04:55

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

Captain Hygiene posted:

So by the transitive property, crabs > dinosaurs

me, ten years old: :mad:

me, now:

# ? Dec 12, 2020 05:16

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ror posted:

the pile has accepted your offering of chicken

https://i.imgur.com/Syeqesd.mp4

How to make crab friends and influence crabs :crab:

# ? Dec 12, 2020 05:52

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

https://twitter.com/hmmm_bot/status/1337835203595743245

# ? Dec 12, 2020 20:18

Shaddak: Nov 13, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjtVsYqAR3s

# ? Dec 12, 2020 23:30

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Somebody make a :frogc00l:

for

# ? Dec 13, 2020 03:42

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

crabs to be renamed "newer fish lice"

Other way around

Crabs are still crabs, fish lice are now grandcrabs

# ? Dec 14, 2020 14:57

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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I'm partial to proto-crab or primeval crabs myself

# ? Dec 14, 2020 19:26

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Cancercestors?

# ? Dec 14, 2020 20:21

aphid_licker: Jan 7, 2009

Captain Hygiene posted:

Somebody make a for

gently caress that's pretty

# ? Dec 14, 2020 20:45

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

https://twitter.com/MarineShitposts/status/1338590765589688321?s=20

# ? Dec 14, 2020 23:05

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

Wild T posted:

Other way around

Crabs are still crabs, fish lice are now grandcrabs

Candgrabs

# ? Dec 15, 2020 00:08

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Candy crabs?

# ? Dec 15, 2020 14:59

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Wild T posted:

Other way around

Crabs are still crabs, fish lice are now grandcrabs

There is nothing grander than a crab.

# ? Dec 15, 2020 16:05

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

clam

# ? Dec 15, 2020 16:10

naem: May 29, 2011

cramb

# ? Dec 15, 2020 16:13

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

clam

Whoa there, bud

# ? Dec 15, 2020 19:21

Ror: Oct 21, 2010; 😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

clam

IT�S ME, OCEAN! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

EVEN THE IMMEDIATE FISHERMAN BOUGHT IT, HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER!

# ? Dec 15, 2020 19:41

Kenji Jenkins: Aug 25, 2006

There's a YouTube series called "True Facts"

This is True Facts : The Sand Bubbler Crab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP8BUWr4AT4

The footage and research is pretty solid.

And Sand Bubblers are really cool.

# ? Dec 17, 2020 19:27