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Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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Question Mark Mound posted:

If you're in Japan over December and don't take your chance to have a Christmas KFC then what are you even doing?

it right.

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harperdc
Jul 24, 2007


:hai:

Either suck it up and do a proper Christmas, or make like the bubble and have a splurge Christmas date.

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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Between running KFC without mashed potatos or mac and cheese and calling that lump of poo poo they slather syrup on a biscuit, whoever runs KFC in Japan should be lynched.

zmcnulty
Jul 26, 2003

Yeah, the Colonel would probably approve of a good lynching of some Japanese people.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corbin,_Kentucky_race_riot_of_1919
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_the_Colonel

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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gently caress off, that "biscuit" is a sin against God and men.

captkirk
Feb 5, 2010
I'm still haunted by my decision to get a Megamuffin for breakfast one day in Kyoto. I didn't get hungry again for like 14 hours and I could feel my life expectancy tick downwards.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
I will forever be haunted by the belgian waffle shop in Kyoto stn. That station always smelled like waffles but I was always heading somewhere so never stopped to get one :[

e: And now I googled it and it turns out it's a chain so I guess I have way more options to relive my train station belgian waffle fantasies.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

There’s a Hawaiian burger themed place called Kua Aina which makes burgers that absolutely slap. The fries are great too. Burgers taste as good as any decent local American style restaurant burger you’d get in the states.

Freshness is also decent. Mos Burger sucks, and any burger place with a pork mixture in the patty should go out of business for crimes against burgmanity.

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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AHH F/UGH posted:

There’s a Hawaiian burger themed place called Kua Aina which makes burgers that absolutely slap. The fries are great too. Burgers taste as good as any decent local American style restaurant burger you’d get in the states.

It's a drat shame to see the thread devolve into amateurish trolling like this.

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla
I went to a Kua Aina in Odaiba on my last trip because the one in Belfast closed down a few years ago and I really wanted to taste it again. :(

Original_Z
Jun 14, 2005
Z so good
There are plenty of good burger places in the Tokyo area, this list is probably a pretty decent starting point:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tokyo/comments/cbddke/best_burgers_of_the_greater_tokyo_area_any/

Personally I'm a fan of JS Burgers Cafe and Martini Burger.

For fish and chips Malin's in Roppongi is probably the best I've found.

leather fedora
Jun 27, 2004

The closest acceptable translation is
"die properly"
Wow, no one's mentioned Whoppi Goldburger yet. I try to make it a point to go every fall (this year being the exception) when they bring out the mushroom cheese burger and get it with the mashed potatoes.

Shimokitazawa has several good spots too. Eight Burger, Mary Stand, Burgers Tokyo, Coaster (which also has pulled pork and friend chicken sandwiches) and a few others I can't recall. I'm no connoisseur but I like the variety.

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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The point wasn't that there aren't burger places in Japan, the point is any of the ones listed so far would get wiped by like Five Guys or whatever, much less a gourmet place in the US.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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Stringent posted:

The point wasn't that there aren't burger places in Japan, the point is any of the ones listed so far would get wiped by like Five Guys or whatever, much less a gourmet place in the US.

Haw haw haw haw haw. Five guys. Wow. Five guys is garbage. It's just another chain. I know there are shake shacks in japan now and that's a chain that is easily better.

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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That was the point. Shake Shack, Five Guys, and In-N-Out all wipe most anything going in Tokyo and they're all just chains. Even out in North Carolina we've got specialist burger places that destroy any burger place in Japan.





You aren't getting that in Japan.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Man, I've still got leftovers in the fridge. Stop making me want fast food.

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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All this burger talk got me in the mood so I made one.



I reckon this is better than what you can get in 90% of Japanese burger shops, definitely for the price.

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
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Legitimately how do people eat burgers that size? I don’t think my mouth could physically open that far without tearing my cheeks apart.

leather fedora
Jun 27, 2004

The closest acceptable translation is
"die properly"
I will absolutely concede on the price point and even admit that Shake Shack is by far the best American burger you can get here.

I wish I had an actual kitchen so I could try cooking them myself.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Stringent posted:

That was the point. Shake Shack, Five Guys, and In-N-Out all wipe most anything going in Tokyo and they're all just chains.

Now YOU are the one who is unironically trolling. Kua Aina is good as gently caress and way fresher and better than loving In and Out (which is overrated overhyped tourist trash anyways). Five Guys is hot garbage too.

Cole slaw on a burger? gently caress outta here with that poo poo. I’m heated and postin angry about burgs!!

AHH F/UGH fucked around with this message at 11:13 on Dec 14, 2020

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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Better, but still not convincing. Try it with Martini or Firehouse or something, might be more believable.

Ailumao
Nov 4, 2004

i like 5 guys more than shake shack tbh.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


man, really want to go to red robin and burg

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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Mr. Fix It posted:

man, really want to go to red robin and burg

always wanted to try one of those with the fried onions on it

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Stringent posted:

always wanted to try one of those with the fried onions on it

i really liked the one with fried jalapeños, pepper jack cheese and salsa on it. bottomless steak fries with campfire sauce (ranch mixed with barbecue sauce) complete the ensemble.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


As a California native I prefer Five Guys because I'm brave and confident enough to admit In'N'Out is pretty good but tame.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Eating at a lowly Japanese burger joint is a sacrifice I'm willing to make to travel in the future.

I'll take the bullet on this one.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Being from a country where the only American burger chains we have are Burger King and McDonalds, going to Tokyo for the first time and seeing all those other chains like Five Guys and even stuff like BR made me feel weird. Like "Huh, I guess those things exist in real life as well", which I already knew but it still felt different seeing them IRL for the first time.

Basically I was a country bumpkin in a big city.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

don't think there's a Five Guys in Tokyo, I know I would've gone there by now. it's one of my planned stops when I go visit the States next (in like three years at this rate).

there's a few other places with decent burgs like Bareburger, Burger Mania, a few others I'm forgetting. Some restaurant/pub burgers have been pretty good too. I dunno, maybe my bar is lower (I'm also a fan of Shake Shack on occasion) but I've found barbecue or Mexican food a harder get over here than burgers.

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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It's been a while, but I think Blacow and TY Harbor have been the best burgers I've had in Tokyo. I'm sure there's some better ones, but I haven't really looked into it.

netcat
Apr 29, 2008
Blacows was good from what I can recall and I found a little place tucked away in an alley in Kyoto which was pretty good too. But that's the extent of my Japan burger experience.

zmcnulty
Jul 26, 2003

Forget burgers, where's chik-fil-a

Ailumao
Nov 4, 2004

zmcnulty posted:

Forget burgers, where's chik-fil-a

hopefully they never expand lol.

here's a q tho, would chik fil a be closed in japan on sundays?

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
There’s a pun to be had about how’d they be closed 毎日曜日 but i can’t think of it right now

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Magna Kaser posted:

hopefully they never expand lol.

here's a q tho, would chik fil a be closed in japan on sundays?

Probably, there are enough Christian churches around to give them the pretext.

Saladman
Jan 12, 2010

AHH F/UGH posted:

Now YOU are the one who is unironically trolling. Kua Aina is good as gently caress and way fresher and better than loving In and Out (which is overrated overhyped tourist trash anyways). Five Guys is hot garbage too.

I don't really get in general why people are psyched about their brands of fast food burgers. They're all precooked patties that are warmed up before serving and thus fundamentally dry. If all you want is meat taste + calories you might as well just go for Krystal/White Castle/FEBO (Dutch equivalent), or just some sort of calorie paste like Soylent.

I had my first ever Five Guys recently. It was like "what if we served McDonalds burger and patty, but gave way more options for toppings besides pickles, and we charged a little over twice as much? Also the fries are the same but you can get terrible spicy ones that are not as good as Backyard Burger's."


I don't mean to be down on fast food, I eat it sometimes, but they're all terrible compared to a real freshly made burger.

Saladman fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Dec 17, 2020

Spoggerific
May 28, 2009
I hate to interrupt the burger chat, but I have a question and was hoping someone in the thread might have some advice for me.

I live in Tokyo, and my wife is 12 weeks pregnant with our first child. We're looking for a hospital where she can give birth, with the due date in July. I want to be there for the birth more than anything else, and we've called places both in Tokyo and in her home prefecture of Tottori, but every single hospital is telling us that I won't even be allowed inside the hospital at any point due to corona precautions. That basically means that I won't be able to see my wife or child until after my wife is discharged, which is apparently often up to a week after birth in Japan.

Does anyone know if there might be some way for me to attend the birth or visit after the birth? For what it's worth, I speak Japanese fluently, so I won't need an interpreter or anything. I've tried offering to take a PCR test and isolate myself for weeks before she gives birth, but nobody wants to budge. I understand this is being done in order to protect the other patients in the hospital as well as the other women giving birth and their newborns, so if nothing can be done I'll just give up and hope things change by the time July comes around. I've wanted to be a father for a long time, though, and this is one of the moments I've been looking forward to ever since I knew I wanted kids, so it's a huge bummer. :smith:

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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Would you really want your wife to be at the one hospital that is making exceptions to the rules?

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

I think it depends - friends of mine have had babies recently, and while one couldn’t visit his wife after, he was present for the birth.

Also that’s likely the policy right now, and I would imagine it’s liable to change in the future should things change.

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captkirk
Feb 5, 2010

Saladman posted:

I don't really get in general why people are psyched about their brands of fast food burgers. They're all precooked patties that are warmed up before serving and thus fundamentally dry. If all you want is meat taste + calories you might as well just go for Krystal/White Castle/FEBO (Dutch equivalent), or just some sort of calorie paste like Soylent.

I had my first ever Five Guys recently. It was like "what if we served McDonalds burger and patty, but gave way more options for toppings besides pickles, and we charged a little over twice as much? Also the fries are the same but you can get terrible spicy ones that are not as good as Backyard Burger's."


I don't mean to be down on fast food, I eat it sometimes, but they're all terrible compared to a real freshly made burger.

Uh, unless Five Guys in Japan is very different than Five Guys in the US the fries are nothing like McDonald's fries and the burger is cooked from raw after you order.

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