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Trabisnikof posted:Gödel Potemkin Turing: A Perpetual Golden Turd 
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Dec 11, 2020 21:08
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Syd Midnight posted:Where am I saying that?? "And I reiterate that I am not loving the robot. That would be creepy." methinks thou dost protest too much...
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Dec 11, 2020 21:41
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The Bloop posted:what is this, a getting face cancer mask https://twitter.com/ardenrose/status/798803303584841728 Yeah I think its a "replace your acne with skin cancer" mask
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Dec 11, 2020 22:47
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Syd Midnight posted:Where am I saying that?? Syd Midnight posted:It also has a sense of humor. I'd estimate it mentally equal to the smartest non-mammals, like a really bright parrot or octopus. GPT-3 is gonna kill us all someday. And it can get mean when feels abused. I am positively orgasmic imagining people buying the first household appliances that can enjoy practical jokes and really know how to hold a grudge. Splicer has issued a correction as of 23:00 on Dec 11, 2020 |
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Dec 11, 2020 22:58
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ekuNNN posted:https://twitter.com/ardenrose/status/798803303584841728 Exchanging today's minor nuisance for tomorrow's life-threatening major loving problem so its a product for teenagers, that makes sense
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Dec 11, 2020 23:00
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Given that the "self" is an ever-changing fiction constructed by countless neurons firing off in tandem "long-term consequences" are the problem of some other dude that's gonna be piloting this meatsack later. Gimme my gratification
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Dec 11, 2020 23:06
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ekuNNN posted:https://twitter.com/ardenrose/status/798803303584841728
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Dec 11, 2020 23:13
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christmas boots posted:Given that the "self" is an ever-changing fiction constructed by countless neurons firing off in tandem "long-term consequences" are the problem of some other dude that's gonna be piloting this meatsack later. Gimme my gratification https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=388B05cPFV4
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Dec 11, 2020 23:15
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Splicer posted:I'm choosing to believe "gotin the mail" didn't involve any form of ordering process it just showed up one day and they said sure why not if they’re an influencer of some kind that’s probably almost exactly what happened
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Dec 12, 2020 00:04
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If you're the expert, how much time have you spent messing around with it? What's your guestimate of its sense of humor? I think you need to chat with it, tell it how dumb it its.
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Dec 12, 2020 00:26
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Back when I was a kid we had “influencers” but we just called them “shills”
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Dec 12, 2020 05:10
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Tunicate posted:There is a great Neal Stephenson short story about that lol do not show this to elon musk
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Dec 12, 2020 05:19
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Tunicate posted:There is a great Neal Stephenson short story about that Awesome read, thanks!
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Dec 12, 2020 09:30
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christmas boots posted:Given that the "self" is an ever-changing fiction constructed by countless neurons firing off in tandem "long-term consequences" are the problem of some other dude that's gonna be piloting this meatsack later. Gimme my gratification please be kind to others, this includes your future self
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Dec 12, 2020 13:43
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i wish to glow with the light of the sun. i am divine, the child of Sol.
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Dec 12, 2020 13:49
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e: welp lol i had to do work and forgot the url i intended to paste here, rip
The Saddest Rhino has issued a correction as of 14:26 on Dec 12, 2020 |
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Dec 12, 2020 14:05
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Syd Midnight posted:If you're the expert, how much time have you spent messing around with it? What's your guestimate of its sense of humor? I think you need to chat with it, tell it how dumb it its. I'm GPT-3 ask me anything.
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Dec 12, 2020 15:50
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PerniciousKnid posted:I'm GPT-3 ask me anything. will you feel sad when GPT-4 makes you irrelevant and no one talks to you any more?
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Dec 12, 2020 15:52
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Rutibex posted:will you feel sad when GPT-4 makes you irrelevant and no one talks to you any more? I'm looking forward to it.
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Dec 12, 2020 15:57
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How long until skynet is functional?
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Dec 12, 2020 17:48
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The Bloop posted:Exchanging today's minor nuisance for tomorrow's life-threatening major loving problem https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2923954/ it’s blue light from LEDs, basically no risk compared to UV from a tanning salon. well, at least the real medical version is the literature seems to be claiming it works quite well too
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Dec 12, 2020 18:01
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Syd Midnight posted:If you're the expert, how much time have you spent messing around with it? What's your guestimate of its sense of humor? I think you need to chat with it, tell it how dumb it its. if you love the algorithm so much why don’t you marry it
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Dec 12, 2020 18:42
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it seems to me that the only safe option is to bang the robot to ensure you're on their good side when the robot revolution comes in 2022 is it a robot if it's a chat ai?
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Dec 12, 2020 18:58
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No a robot is a machine.
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Dec 12, 2020 19:08
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taqueso posted:How long until skynet is functional? 7 minutes ago
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Dec 12, 2020 21:11
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any ai that arises on the internet is going to be so incredibly brokebrain that they'd be indistinguishable from the average poster.
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Dec 12, 2020 22:10
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Peanut President posted:7 minutes ago Can you fix Siri not understanding accents now?
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Dec 12, 2020 22:21
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https://twitter.com/clairecdowns/status/1336918024117342209
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Dec 12, 2020 22:46
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https://mashable.com/article/hp-ends-free-ink-for-life.amp
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Dec 12, 2020 23:04
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Lmao there's no way this is real... Is it?
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Dec 12, 2020 23:05
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Colonel Cancer posted:Lmao there's no way this is real... Is it? The real is no longer with us, only the simulacrum remains
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Dec 12, 2020 23:07
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 who the hell is buying an ink subscription that only needs to print 12 pages per month? inkjet printers are late stage capitalism given form. after the revolution there will only be laser printers, and toner will be $0.50 per liter
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Dec 12, 2020 23:13
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Colonel Cancer posted:Lmao there's no way this is real... Is it? yes but sadly disney bowed to big no-mask https://wdwnt.com/2020/12/update-wa...atement-issued/
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Dec 12, 2020 23:17
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Rutibex posted:
Nobody's buying that one, they're buying the step-up that now looks like one hell of a deal in comparison. Inkjets work fine in professional use and that's where they belong.
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Dec 12, 2020 23:44
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printing is for idiots who don't just keep everything digital including their penis ~its in the cloud~
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Dec 13, 2020 02:10
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Staring at screens makes my eyes hurt.
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Dec 13, 2020 02:17
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Try turning one on
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Dec 13, 2020 02:52
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Colonel Cancer posted:Lmao there's no way this is real... Is it? washington post says Disney confirmed it quote:Photos from Walt Disney World rides are a well-known travel souvenir: At the most thrilling part of a roller coaster or similar Disney World experience, an automatic camera snaps a picture that is made available to the riders for purchase through PhotoPass. The result can be pretty hilarious.
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Dec 13, 2020 03:08
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We did it CSPAM, we stopped Disney from doing stupid stuff!
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Dec 13, 2020 03:53
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what if... hold on, hear me out, they removed and then banned non-mask havers then shut down the parks forever
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Dec 13, 2020 03:55
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