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Facebook Aunt posted:
How do people lose things in a butt?? It's a single lane road with no turnoffs, just keep going you'll find it eventually.
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Dec 13, 2020 10:22
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Ak Gara posted:How do people lose things in a butt?? It's a single lane road with no turnoffs, just keep going you'll find it eventually. people amateur enough to lose things in their butt are too amateur to be able to just reach back up there and get it.
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Dec 13, 2020 11:00
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Ak Gara posted:How do people lose things in a butt?? It's a single lane road with no turnoffs, just keep going you'll find it eventually. I know you're asking this as a joke. And I guess you answered your own question. But that wedding ring can get trapped in a bit of a twist and it can take time and patience.
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Dec 13, 2020 11:11
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:But that wedding ring can get trapped in a bit of a twist and it can take time and patience. It is cool how this butt stuff advice also sounds like a kindly grandparent offering simple wisdom about making a marriage work.
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Dec 13, 2020 11:41
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https://twitter.com/markysumm/status/1337725851799056386
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Dec 13, 2020 12:11
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OwlFancier posted:Pizza, dosa, put it in a box.
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Dec 13, 2020 13:05
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Yum yum yum Yum-diddy-dum How many relics are we in today?
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Dec 13, 2020 14:48
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dialhforhero posted:Yum yum yum I knew about “hell broke luce” and “god’s away on business” And now I have to watch those but this one is new to me and hopefully relevant https://youtu.be/d7w6_jTvdpI
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Dec 13, 2020 15:01
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I’m just a little worried that cookie monster will take the I mean like this is bad for your arteries No more kids no more kids pancreatic damage and the dieabutis
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Dec 13, 2020 15:09
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:I’m just a little worried that cookie monster will take the And lo, said the Lord, I spent my last dollar on thee.
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Dec 13, 2020 15:34
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Dec 13, 2020 16:35
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Turns out plumber is A MAN with a HOOK!
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Dec 13, 2020 16:51
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I miss the funny man with jokes and laughing
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Dec 13, 2020 16:55
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:
Actually this is dumb and wrong. Gumwaa is clearly a rival meme group run by assholes (probably Chianti)
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Dec 13, 2020 17:08
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Bum the Sad posted:Actually this is dumb and wrong. Gumwaa is clearly a rival meme group run by assholes (probably Chianti) FFFUCK YYOUUU, CHINTU!!!!!!!!!!
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Dec 13, 2020 17:40
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OwlFancier posted:Kung po, dosza, unhand my penis please
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Dec 13, 2020 18:19
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Proust Malone posted:I've had the peanut butter shot. No thank you. If we get to a point where the Covid19 vaccine can be administered by chocolate bar then that would be great.
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Dec 13, 2020 20:11
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CannonFodder posted:If we get to a point where the Covid19 vaccine can be administered by chocolate bar then that would be great. I propose a chocolate calendar so you can take both dozes at the right time, and have comfort chocolate in the waiting.
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Dec 13, 2020 20:24
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Nenonen posted:I propose a chocolate calendar so you can take both dozes at the right time, and have comfort chocolate in the waiting. Do you even know how chocolate calendars work lmao?
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Dec 13, 2020 20:34
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Do you even know how chocolate calendars work lmao? You have a calendar made out of chocolate, and then you eat it I guess??? 
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Dec 13, 2020 21:12
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The Fat Swordsman posted:You have a calendar made out of chocolate, and then you eat it I guess??? Exactly. There's no "waiting" involved.
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Dec 13, 2020 21:15
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Do you even know how chocolate calendars work lmao? You buy 25 advent calendars and eat all the chocolate out of 1 each day
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Dec 13, 2020 21:43
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Inceltown posted:You buy 25 advent calendars and eat all the chocolate out of 1 each day 25 
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Dec 13, 2020 21:43
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Young whippersnappers, back in my day advent calendars just had little pictures in them or like Bible verses and stuff An advent calendar with chocolates behind the dates was a whispered rumor on the playground, the kind of thing the spoiled rich kid with the uncle who works at Nintendo got Now it's like, the default apparently
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Dec 13, 2020 21:45
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The Lego advent calendars are really cute
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Dec 13, 2020 21:50
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I kill a man every day from December 25th through January 5th and if I do it just right then all of their aggregated life force flows into me and I gain several centuries of longevity and I have super strength for a week
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Dec 13, 2020 21:57
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canyoneer posted:The Lego advent calendars are really cute yeah these are my go to now. my son loves them
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Dec 13, 2020 21:58
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25 is 5^2. Why do you think the little windows hiding the chocolates are squares? It's all symbolic of the fact that Christians are dorks and losers.
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Dec 13, 2020 22:06
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Inceltown posted:25 is 5^2. Why do you think the little windows hiding the chocolates are squares? It's all symbolic of the fact that Christians are dorks and losers. Are advent calendars popular across all Christian denominations? I thought it was a Catholic thing? image tax: 
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Dec 13, 2020 23:02
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What’s the difference between a koan and a meme? Funwaa.
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Dec 13, 2020 23:21
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BrigadierSensible posted:Are advent calendars popular across all Christian denominations? I thought it was a Catholic thing? I think they're popular in Christian-majority countries in general. I was raised Lutheran and we often had one. My in-laws aren't religious and often have some kind of fancy advent calendar.
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Dec 13, 2020 23:48
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BrigadierSensible posted:Are advent calendars popular across all Christian denominations? I thought it was a Catholic thing? It's a German Lutheran thing that got popular Scandinavia and English-speaking countries. Christmas trees were also introduced by German Lutherans. Nativity scenes are Catholic, though.
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Dec 13, 2020 23:57
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I wonder which countries all do the fork handles thing? I know Sweden and Finland do do. E: fun fact: Christmas candles in Swedish are "julljus"
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Dec 14, 2020 00:02
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I wonder which countries all do the fork handles thing? I know Sweden and Finland do do. Advent wreaths are also German Lutheran in origin, I'm pretty sure. Germans really were into inventing stuff for Christmas.
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Dec 14, 2020 00:12
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Proper advent calendars stop at 24 because Christmas starts at 18:00 on Christmas Eve. Christmas Day is for hangovers and leftovers.
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Dec 14, 2020 00:13
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also that's when the troll Candle-Beggar arrives from the mountains to put toys in children's shoes and steal and eat candles.
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Dec 14, 2020 00:16
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Paladinus posted:Advent wreaths are also German Lutheran in origin, I'm pretty sure. Germans really were into inventing stuff for Christmas. Yeah but I don't want to know about wreaths.
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freeedr posted:I kill a man every day from December 25th through January 5th and if I do it just right then all of their aggregated life force flows into me and I gain several centuries of longevity and I have super strength for a week \ 
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